My Scumbag System
My Scumbag System
SUMMARY
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
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Six latest chapters
- Chapter 205: A Call for Dr. Death
- Chapter 204: The Difference Between a Spark and an Inferno
- Chapter 203: You're Just Another Kid Who Hasn't Died Yet
- Chapter 202: Name Rank and What You Hate Most
- Chapter 201: 6 AM Sucks Even for Superhumans
- Chapter 200: My Queen Challenges Me and That's Why She's the Queen
Chapter list
- Chapter 151: My Anxiety Has a Kill Switch
- Chapter 152: Adequate is NOT in My Vocabulary
- Chapter 153: The Anomaly
- Chapter 154: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys
- Chapter 155: Five Misfits and a Goblin Funeral
- Chapter 156: My Exam Partners are a Jock a Sloth and Collateral Damage
- Chapter 157: It's a Trap!
- Chapter 158: Someone Should Have Told the Goblins I Get Feral Under Pressure
- Chapter 159: How to Train Your Feral Fox Girl
- Chapter 160: This is What Happens When You Actually Follow My Plan
- Chapter 161: The Correct Answer Was Wrong
- Chapter 162: Asset Evaluation and Hands-On Research
- Chapter 163: My King Returned from Battle with Another Princess
- Chapter 164: So Are We Picking the Same Guild or Not?
- Chapter 165: Welcome to the Family Business
- Chapter 166: The Sorting Hat is a System Quest with Hidden Rewards
- Chapter 167: How to Out-Scumbag the System
- Chapter 168: I'm Not Here to Join a Kingdom I'm Here to Build One
- Chapter 169: Suddenly Everyone Wants to Join the Worst Guild
- Chapter 170: And So the Problems Began
- Chapter 171: Everyone Has an Opinion on the Stray Dog
- Chapter 172: My Viral Moment Was a Distraction Tactic
- Chapter 173: A Kingdom of Two
- Chapter 174: The Rules of Engagement for Our Secret Kingdom
- Chapter 175: My Girlfriend Is a Better Revolutionary Than I Am
- Chapter 176: Breakfast in Bed
- Chapter 177: Performance Review for My Stepsister (She Passed)
- Chapter 178: A Weapon of Mass Seduction Requires Proper Cleaning
- Chapter 179: A Scumbag's Guide to Post-Conquest Aftercare
- Chapter 180: Family Treason and a Side of Lettuce
- Chapter 181: How to Weaponize Love and Break Your Mother's Heart in Three Easy Steps
- Chapter 182: Regarding the New Terms and Conditions of My Family
- Chapter 183: How to Manage a Harem in the Back of a Limo
- Chapter 184: The Stray Dogs Find Their Kennel and It's a Badass Mansion
- Chapter 185: The First Rule of Onyx House is You Don't Annoy the TA with the Eyepatch
- Chapter 186: Roll Call of the Damned the Weird and the Annoying
- Chapter 187: I'm Not Here to Make Friends I'm Here to Be Your King
- Chapter 188: The Stray Dog Meets Five Queens and None of Them Want to Bow
- Chapter 189: How to Win a Fight Without Throwing a Punch (It Really Pisses People Off)
- Chapter 190: My Queen Disapproves of My Supervillain Monologue
- Chapter 191: The Maillard Reaction Has Never Been So Abused
- Chapter 192: My Rich Classmate Solved (Our) World Hunger
- Chapter 193: The Onyx Hounds' First Supper (Is Pizza Thank God)
- Chapter 194: Let the Games Begin
- Chapter 195: My Team is Three of the Seven Deadly Sins
- Chapter 196: An In-Depth Analysis of Three Very Different Management Styles
- Chapter 197: The Stray Dog Flips the Monopoly Board (Metaphorically)
- Chapter 198: Capitalism is the Best Foreplay
- Chapter 199: An Offer You Can't Refuse
- Chapter 200: My Queen Challenges Me and That's Why She's the Queen

