My Scumbag System
My Scumbag System
SUMMARY
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
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Six latest chapters
- Chapter 96: Aphrodite is a Terrible Wingwoman
- Chapter 95: The First Rule of Fight Club is No Touching
- Chapter 94: Welcome to the Longest Night of Your Life
- Chapter 93: The Problem With a Harem is Managing the Harem
- Chapter 92: My Boy Friend is Complicated (But I Can Fix Him)
- Chapter 91: Pre-Rupture Music is a Powerful Aphrodisiac
Chapter list
- Chapter 51: My Tori-Sense is Tingling
- Chapter 52: This Training Dummy Has Seen Too Much
- Chapter 53: The Training Dummy is a Snitch
- Chapter 54: I Survived a Night of Sin But Can I Survive Morning Tea?
- Chapter 55: This is Not the Kind of Girl Talk I Was Prepared For
- Chapter 56: My Adoptive Dad Thinks I'm a Lady-Killer And He's Not Wrong
- Chapter 57: Please Follow Me to the Ominous White Room
- Chapter 58: Please Don't Scan My Cheat Codes
- Chapter 59: I'm Not a Serial Killer I Swear
- Chapter 60: Welcome to the Big Leagues Zero
- Chapter 61: My Stepmom's Perception Stat is Alarming
- Chapter 62: SDK is Now Open for Business
- Chapter 63: The Perils of Having Thin Walls
- Chapter 64: A Scumbag's Guide to Formal Dinners
- Chapter 65: My Mom's Ex is a Level 7 Security Threat
- Chapter 66: Aspects Aliens and Awkward Family Secrets
- Chapter 67: My King His Mom and My Sanity
- Chapter 68: My Possessive Queen's Most Irrational Fear
- Chapter 69: Post-Nut Clarity is Cosmic Horror
- Chapter 70: My Stepsister Might Be Having My Baby Oops
- Chapter 71: Leg Day is Cheaper Than Therapy
- Chapter 72: How to Pimp Out Your Boyfriend (For the Good of the Kingdom)
- Chapter 73: The Judas Kiss Tastes Like an Almond Milk Latte
- Chapter 74: My Training Montage Got Nerfed by Tech Support
- Chapter 75: End of the Tutorial Arc
- Chapter 76: The Target is a Cinnamon Roll
- Chapter 77: Illegaly Healing and Legally Sliding into DMs
- Chapter 78: Competitive Cardio is Our Love Language
- Chapter 79: Reality TV is My Social Link Grinding Spot
- Chapter 80: The Rules are Merely Suggestions
- Chapter 81: My Son's New Girlfriend is a Perfect Alibi
- Chapter 82: How to Train Your Queen
- Chapter 83: Council of the Bad B*tch Brigade
- Chapter 84: Leveling Up is For Suckers
- Chapter 85: Operation: Stalk My Boyfriend's Study Date
- Chapter 86: My Stepsister is a Fortress This Girl is a Welcome Mat
- Chapter 87: Enjoy the Show Princess.
- Chapter 88: My Boy Friend Has a Surprisingly Good Eye for Fashion
- Chapter 89: The Zipper is Mightier Than the Sword
- Chapter 90: Warning: May Contain Traces of Actual Fun
- Chapter 91: Pre-Rupture Music is a Powerful Aphrodisiac
- Chapter 92: My Boy Friend is Complicated (But I Can Fix Him)
- Chapter 93: The Problem With a Harem is Managing the Harem
- Chapter 94: Welcome to the Longest Night of Your Life
- Chapter 95: The First Rule of Fight Club is No Touching
- Chapter 96: Aphrodite is a Terrible Wingwoman