My Scumbag System
My Scumbag System
SUMMARY
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
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Six latest chapters
- Chapter 142: How to Exploit a System (The Academy Edition)
- Chapter 141: Ascension is for Suckers Who Play the Short Game
- Chapter 140: Morning Math is a Scumbag's Worst Enemy
- Chapter 139: The Selfish Sound Selfless
- Chapter 138: My Scumbag Step-Brother Can't Be This Domestic
- Chapter 137: Driving Lessons From a Broken Man
Chapter list
- Chapter 101: Aphrodite Was Here (Management Assumes No Liability)
- Chapter 102: My Queen My Property
- Chapter 103: SATORIIIIII!
- Chapter 104: My Room Is a Disaster Zone (And I Liked It)
- Chapter 105: My Son the... What Exactly?
- Chapter 106: The 'King of the Glass House' Title Sucks Actually
- Chapter 107: My Cover-Up Plan Involves Getting Another Girlfriend. What Could Go Wrong?
- Chapter 108: Breakfast is Served and So is My Death Warrant
- Chapter 109: The Red-Hot Habanero Finally Makes Her Appearance
- Chapter 110: My Mom's Terms and Conditions Are Unacceptable
- Chapter 111: Operation: Gaslight My Mom
- Chapter 112: And the Award for Best Fake Breakup Goes To...
- Chapter 113: Method Acting a Scumbag
- Chapter 114: My Gacha Luck is Terrible But My Seduction Game is S-Rank
- Chapter 115: Putting on the Mask for the Masquerade
- Chapter 116: The Three Types of People at a Hunter Party
- Chapter 117: My Opening Line is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 118: The Stray Dog Bites Back
- Chapter 119: I Found the Misfit Class I'm Destined to Rule
- Chapter 120: The Stray Dog's Manifesto
- Chapter 121: The Stray Dog's Speech Made All the Princesses Sit Up and Beg
- Chapter 122: My Social Predator Title is Already Paying Dividends
- Chapter 123: My Queen Now Generates Passive Income
- Chapter 124: Some Men Build Empires I Build an Ice Queen
- Chapter 125: Hope is a Powerful Weapon (And She's Pointing It at My Head)
- Chapter 126: You Can Fool the World But You Can't Fool Your Mother
- Chapter 127: The Habanero in the Apron
- Chapter 128: The Worm Question
- Chapter 129: My Queen Decided to "Let It Go"
- Chapter 130: Lesson One: Control Your Power. Lesson Two: Hide Your Phone.
- Chapter 131: My Pre-Study-Date Fashion Crisis is an S-Rank Threat
- Chapter 132: This Apartment Building is Nicer Than My Entire Neighborhood
- Chapter 133: The Stray Dog of NVA Finds Out He Has a Fan Club
- Chapter 134: How to Go Viral? Take Off Your Shirt
- Chapter 135: The Internet Wants to Call Me Daddy
- Chapter 136: This is The Best Second (Not-Quite) Date of My Life and Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- Chapter 137: Driving Lessons From a Broken Man
- Chapter 138: My Scumbag Step-Brother Can't Be This Domestic
- Chapter 139: The Selfish Sound Selfless
- Chapter 140: Morning Math is a Scumbag's Worst Enemy
- Chapter 141: Ascension is for Suckers Who Play the Short Game
- Chapter 142: How to Exploit a System (The Academy Edition)

