"Lin Li, I have a question for you. When it comes to virginity, does it refer to the front or the back?" Bai Bufan asked, confused.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

"If, I mean if, I have a friend whose front hasn't been used but the back has, does that still count as a virgin?" Bai Bufan's ethereal voice followed.

Lin Li: "?"

"Dude, why are you suddenly asking this? What did you do in there?" Lin Li asked, astonished.

"I already said the front hasn't been used, what else can I do? I got done in!" Bai Bufan answered sadly.

"No really, what happened? Speak human language?" Lin Li found it amusing.

Cijian is one of the top health check institutions in Xiling, it's unlikely for such things to happen.

Bai Bufan flipped open his check-up report and showed it to Lin Li, pointing to the section—"Anal: Normal, no hemorrhoids."

Lin Li's expression began to contort.

Holding it in.

Then Bai Bufan suddenly grabbed Lin Li by the collar and roared, "Lin Li! You didn't tell me the check-up also includes an anal exam! You didn't know when the doctor told me to take off my pants and bend over, I was freaking stunned!"

After a brief silence, Lin Li couldn't hold it anymore and laughed heartily.

"You're still laughing, damn it!"

"So how did it feel?" Lin Li stopped laughing and asked.

"Hehe, you'll find out when you try it yourself later." Bai Bufan sneered, with a look of revenge in his eyes.

"I'm not gonna do it." Lin Li shook his head.

"Eh? What do you mean you're not gonna do it?" Bai Bufan was momentarily stunned.

"I'm not doing that check-up." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan incredulously, not understanding why he would ask such a question.

"Wait," Bai Bufan's eyes widened suddenly, "this can be refused!?"

"Of course. We're paying consumers, like gods; have you ever seen a god whose own freedom wasn't in their hands?

A priest before God only has to bend over, right? You're not some little boy, are you?

You can just tell the doctor you don't wanna do that check-up." Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a puzzled look.

"..."

"..."

"What the heck!"

"So I...lost my virginity in vain..." Bai Bufan, coming to his senses, looked bleak, with a sorrowful smile.

Lin Li sighed, patting Bai Bufan's shoulder: "I'm gonna go check out the scene of your first loss, and you'd better check your internal medicine on the other side, too. I have a feeling you might have suffered some internal injury, it's quite necessary to check it."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mom.

...

Lin Li protected his own dignity, and when the surgeon heard Lin Li didn't want to do the check-up, he didn't try persuading at all, merely circled that section on the check-up form.

It was also good news for him.

Apart from the rare few with unusual fetishes, no doctor likes that exam.

Everyone says Bufan is looking down on others, so how good can skin inflammation get?

This stuff really depends on luck.

And the subsequent ENT checks and urine test went off without a hitch; thanks to the large quantity of milk they had for breakfast, they breezed through them.

All tests were finished perfectly, and it was exactly ten o'clock.

They handed the check-up forms to the front desk and grabbed the complimentary souvenirs before returning to the ground floor to catch a ride back to school.

"Geez, I'm really about to fall asleep. Even if I get a pillow from a 5'7" girl with black straight long hair and lightning bolt bangs now, I can fall asleep immediately."

Bai Bufan kept yawning as he got in the car with Lin Li, leaning sideways on Lin Li's shoulder, mumbling as he patted Lin Li's thigh.

"Wishing for stuff here, also get your grubby hand off." Lin Li jokingly scolded and pushed Bai Bufan away.

"Driver, can we go a bit faster?" Bai Bufan said to the driver after being pushed away, "I'm in a bit of a rush to get back."

"Safety first, don't worry, I'll go as fast as I can." The driver replied with a smile in the rearview mirror.

Bai Bufan, hearing this, could only nod.

The car indeed wasn't going very fast.

Bai Bufan let it be, yawned again, and decided to take a nap in the car.

Lin Li: "Driver, I'm about to poop in the car, just asking, is it a $200 fine if I do, and how should I transfer that to you?"

Driver, Bai Bufan: "?"

"Hey! Kid! No, no, no, just hold it in! Nansang Middle School, right? Give me seven minutes! Just seven minutes! I'll get you there pronto! Don't poop in my car, man, this isn't about $200!"

The previously lazy-eyed driver suddenly widened his eyes like saucers, sitting up straight no longer leaning back, focusing on the road.

All systems activate, activate, activate, and - this one!

Darn car, speed up for me! You don't want to be a poop car, do you?

Feeling the speeding taxi, Bai Bufan gripped the handrail on top to prevent being thrown around, sleepiness nearly vanished, and he looked at Lin Li.

Lin Li turned sideways, his smile carrying a hint of triumph: "This is what you call emotional intelligence, got it?"

Low EQ: Driver, can you go faster, I'm in a hurry.

High EQ: Driver, I'm about to poop in the car.

Bai Bufan had an epiphany: "Master, I understand now."

A need to use the bathroom is indeed a powerful impetus, even a weapon of persuasion.

"Excellent, my young padawan."

The taxi's time was cut by a third, reaching Nansang Middle School, and upon seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan get out, the driver breathed a long sigh of relief.

"You go rest now, I'm heading home too." Lin Li walked towards his bicycle, turning back to Bai Bufan.

"Okay, reach out if anything comes up tonight, but who knows if I'll wake up in the afternoon." Bai Bufan nodded.

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