Is this appropriate?

But to be honest, I can't say that to Bai Bufan, so fortunately, Lin Li has a universal answer for this guy: "Abstinence."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You Sony horse, who the hell told you abstinence could achieve such effects."

"That's just how abstinence works, you wouldn't understand since you haven't tried it," Lin Li scoffed, "If you haven't tried it, don't argue."

"..." Here we go again, Bai Bufan's face turned red, "How can you slander someone out of thin air..."

"As for why I drank so much, it's because there's a urine test coming up," Lin Li continued, ignoring Bai Yiji.

The straw made a sound as it sucked in air, finishing the last bit, Lin Li raised his hand and tossed the bottle.

The bottle traced a perfect parabola, landing precisely in the trash can, right next to Bai Bufan's head.

"Nice! Spot-on aim!" Lin Li clenched his fist and praised himself.

"Are you even not willing to pretend you missed on purpose!"

Picking up the bottle from the ground and throwing it into the trash can, Bai Bufan touched his chin, looking a bit conflicted and hesitant, he spoke, "Lin Li, so that means we still have to do the urine test later?"

"Mm, what's the matter?"

"What if I can't swallow it?"

"..."

After a brief silence, Lin Li chuckled softly with a hint of pride in his voice:

"Do you think I drank so much milk just to pee, wouldn't water be faster for that? The reason it's milk is because, as everyone knows, the components in milk can form a protective layer, shielding our stomach lining. With this preparation, I promise, when it comes time to swallow, it'll be a breeze!"

"As for you, good luck figuring it out yourself!"

"What!? You've already thought three steps ahead, you're a terrifying opponent!" Bai Bufan's tone was exaggerated and shocked upon hearing this, but quickly, his eyes flashed with passion and enthusiasm:

"But, I won't admit defeat! Lin Li, just watch, I'll definitely surpass you by swallowing even more urine!"

"I'm looking forward to that day." Lin Li showed appreciation, nodding.

The passionate dialogue of youth came to an end, and the two of them left the lounge to continue their medical check-up.

Because they spent a lot of time over at the ultrasound area, upon leaving the lounge, they noticed that the number of people undergoing check-ups on the first floor had decreased significantly, while the breakfast area on the second floor had begun to form a queue.

"That's great, this way you won't have to queue up, and we can finish sooner."

"Lin Li, do you want to do this internal medicine check-up first? Then I'll go to the surgical check-up on the opposite side?" Bai Bufan nodded upon hearing this, and seeing Lin Li heading to the internal medicine department, he pointed to the opposite side and said, "Let's finish early and head back to school."

"Whatever works." Lin Li nodded nonchalantly.

The two parted ways, Lin Li knocked on the door and entered the internal medicine consultation room.

Sitting in front of the computer, with a stethoscope hanging around the neck, the doctor looked up at Lin Li and gave a professional smile: "Hello, can I have your check-up form, please sit here and take off your coat."

"Okay, Dr. Cai."

Dr. Cai paused for a moment, lifted his eyes and smiled at Lin Li: "Hello Mr. Lin, my surname is Xu, and my name is Xu Kun."

Lin Li: "..."

This is déjà vu, huh?

Wait a minute.

Lin Li suddenly realized why Dr. Pan on the second floor specifically asked him if he had done an internal medicine check-up before.

What she wanted to see was exactly this scene.

It's impressive how the Ciji Health Center managed to gather two extraordinary talents like Dr. Pan and Dr. Cai simultaneously.

"I'm sorry, Dr. Xu." Lin Li apologized with practiced fluency.

"It's alright, let's start the stethoscope exam," Xu Kun waved it off, not experiencing this situation for the first time.

His name didn't inherently have a point of ridicule until that one high-pitched rooster crow six or seven years ago altered his life.

Remember, a full cycle of the Chinese zodiac takes 16.5 years.

Because the Year of the Rooster lasts two and a half years, and like the Rooster and Rabbit belong to the same cycle, the Year of the Rabbit and the Year of the Dragon also last two and a half years.

"Is there anything around your neck that might make noise? It could affect the examination results," Xu Kun asked, observing Lin Li as he took off his coat.

"No," Lin Li said, somewhat puzzled, looking at Xu Kun.

There wasn't anything like that.

Seeing the look in his eyes, Xu Kun explained:

"I once had a patient who was a Buddhist, wearing a talisman around his neck that continuously played scriptures on a loop inside his clothes. The sound was very faint, hard to hear if not paying close attention.

When I placed the stethoscope over his chest, I heard a mystical and ethereal chant. I happened to be very exhausted from a night shift and almost thought the Buddha was coming for me.

Since that incident, I've made it a habit to ask."

Lin Li: "..."

Indeed, that was quite unsettling.

After listening for a while, Xu Kun scribbled something on the check-up form, possibly writing something Lin Li couldn't recognize, and then began to palpate Lin Li's abdomen.

"How does it feel?" Xu Kun inquired.

"It feels like someone's touching my belly," Lin Li closed his eyes and earnestly replied.

Xu Kun: "..."

"No, I mean, does it hurt when pressed like this anywhere?"

"No."

"Alright," with the abdominal palpation finished, Xu Kun made notes on the check-up form, "Everything seems fine, proceed to the next department."

Exiting the office, Lin Li coincidentally saw Bai Bufan emerging from the surgical consultation room, albeit with eyes that seemed unfocused.

"Bufan? Bufan? Bai Bufan!"

After being called several times, the somewhat dazed Bai Bufan finally snapped back to reality, stumbled onto a bench, and gestured for Lin Li to come over.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Li approached, sitting down and asked curiously.

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