Bai Bufan sighed: "Oh dear! I've never been abroad either, what's wrong with the world having one more rich person like me? Can't someone just randomly give me some money?"

Chen Yu Ying, who was originally just listening to the conversation with a smile, suddenly noticed Lin Li's intense gaze.

At first, she didn't understand, but seeing him wink and gesture, after being confused for a moment, she finally got Lin Li's meaning.

Though slightly hesitant, she still walked up to Bai Bufan and threw a dollar onto him.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Line, class monitor, say the line." Lin Li urged from the side.

"Clean it yourself." Chen Yu Ying said unskillfully.

Bai Bufan: "???"

What?

He bent over, picked up the dollar, put it in his pocket, scratched his head and murmured: "Strange, isn't this the money Ding Sihan took from me yesterday? Wasn't it meant to be thrown at Lin Li, how did it end up with you, class monitor?"

As they passed the Deer District, which housed the tigers, a group of tourists was queueing up.

After looking at the introduction, it turned out you could take photos with the tigers, and kids could even sit on them.

"Come on, let's take a look." Seeing a few people intrigued, Lin Li spoke up for everyone.

Lin Li's family had photos of him as a child sitting on a tiger, but he couldn't remember when it was taken.

"What if the tiger suddenly turns around and eats a person?" Bai Bufan, having nothing to do, asked.

"Throw a dollar on it and let it clean itself up, no blood or pieces left, so the next person can take pictures without issue." Lin Li replied instantly with the standard answer.

"This dollar's wasting its talents with me, it's better with you."

Bai Bufan threw the money onto Lin Li's face again, and Lin Li caught it steadily.

"For the sake of this dollar, I'll tell you a way to survive, kneel and call it dad, because a tiger doesn't eat its cubs." Lin Li said.

"That actually makes sense." Bai Bufan realized suddenly.

"Unfortunately, this method doesn't work for you." Lin Li added.

"Why?"

"Because a tiger father doesn't have dogs as offspring, you're naturally at a species disadvantage." Lin Li finally finished flipping his Yan Kingdom map and smiled as he took out a dagger.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You son of a [BEEP]!"

In front of the five was a family of three, their young child being held and looking back, while three girls were teasing the child, and the parents didn't mind and even greeted them.

Soon it was the family's turn to queue up.

"Such a well-behaved child is really nice, it makes me feel marriage isn't such a bad thing." Ding Sihan seemed nostalgic about the feeling of pinching the child's cheeks earlier and sighed, "What a pity most kids aren't like that."

Most children only bring despair.

Though maybe even here there were kids who made people despair, people are always double standards.

Lin Li just thinking about having a kid like Bai Bufan makes him want to die.

If the kid was like him, well, it's just not wanting to live.

Thinking this way, Sister Min is great, no need to elaborate.

But still.

"Putting kids aside, marriage is not a bad thing at all, there are too many benefits.

For example, then you'd definitely live together, and when food is ready, there's no need to wait, successfully splitting the bill immediately, wow, just thinking about it makes me feel exhilarating."

Lin Li closed his eyes; it's fantasy time now.

Even at three or four in the morning, you can split the bill directly!

No need to watch anyone's face!

Exhilarating!

Bai Bufan hearing this also closed his eyes; he felt exhilarating too.

Ding Sihan: "..."

You damn.

"Lin Li, with what you said, actually there's no need to put kids aside, because if you have a child, you can register a new user too." Bai Bufan was good at finding connections.

"Oh, that's quite sensible too, new users do have great gold potential." Lin Li learned.

"Exhilarating!"

"Exhilarating!"

"What's so exhilarating?! Even if you are getting rural credit cooperatives instead of Switzerland, you can't go to this extent!! Poor people aren't allowed to write exhilarating tales! I've had enough! Shut up!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't take it anymore with these two.

Even Bai Bufan, the coward, stopped when Qu Wanqiu mentioned credit cooperatives.

"Thanks a lot; you all suddenly made me feel marriage is all bad, just hearing your description makes life seem too bitter." Ding Sihan held her forehead; these two are truly living life.

After the family of three finished taking photos, it was their turn.

"Excuse me, could I ask why that tiger is locked up alone over there?" During the photo session, Lin Li noticed the tiger being isolated in the enclosure, sometimes whimpering, so he asked curiously.

"Oh, that tiger is in heat, but its condition isn't suitable for breeding right now, so it's isolated, it's not abuse." Hearing this, the staff immediately explained.

Without an explanation, a short video later might bring the zoo a lot of backlash.

"I see." Lin Li nodded.

During the photo shoot, Lin Li advised Bai Bufan to put his neck by the tiger's mouth, saying it would make the photo more artistic, but unfortunately, it was rejected ruthlessly.

Then Lin Li himself proved through action that you can touch a tiger's behind.

But you indeed cannot touch its balls.

Lin Li asked himself; actually, the tiger didn't refuse, but the keeper refused for it.

Tigers are good, but keepers are bad.

...

"This zoo is really trashy." Lin Li shook his head helplessly.

Chen Yu Ying glared amusedly at Lin Li: "You need to look for ticket scalpers outside the zoo."

Lin Li, this guy, had been asking the scalper for "front row tickets to Lin Li's concert", only for the scalper to just look at Lin Li and lazily munch on grass, leading him to draw this conclusion.

The zoo was really wronged.

Following the zoo's designed route, they arrived at a shop selling zoo souvenirs, as well as some food and drinks.

The zoo was indeed not big; this shop being at the center meant an hour's time, only half of it was explored, even considering the group walked slowly, bantering all the way.

No wonder there weren't many people during the National Day holidays.

They walked into the shop, but damn, even the air conditioning wasn't on.

The girls picked some keychains as souvenirs and went to the counter to pay.

"Bro, is that for sale? So cool." When at the counter, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's eyes lit up because there were mecha-shaped animals in the display cabinet, seemingly able to transform.

It reminded Lin Li of Poisonous Snake Green Pepper, the most overpowering existence in "Steel Frame Dragon"; while others were still preparing their skills, it would turn its head for a super transformation, kneel, for an ultimate zodiac transformation, not even stealth could handle it, the most skilled existence.

Turning its head, Poisonous Snake Green Pepper wasn't scared but was upgrading; kneeling wasn't wrong, but was starting the ultimate zodiac transformation.

"It's for sale, this one's 400." The salesperson glanced and nodded.

"What the heck? How much?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's accents were startled out.

Bai Bufan gasped before pointing at another, inquiring: "How about this one?"

"Two heck."

Bai, Lin: "..."

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