"Xiaobo, you can't say it like that, you should call them Brother Bufan and Brother Lin Li." After laughing for a while, the child's mother finally realized and quickly corrected her child.

"Oh, oh, Brother Bufan, Brother Lin Li."

Great, the child is very sensible and obedient.

But it would have been even better if he was addressing Lin Li and Bai Bufan instead of those two dogs.

Come to think of it, was he calling the brothers or the dogs?

Seeing this, the child's mother felt both embarrassed and amused. She seemed a bit awkward, nodded apologetically to the two, and then carried her child away.

"I feel like it's time to start practicing trombone, while the sunk costs aren't too high yet," Lin Li's dog said wistfully, watching the mother and child leave.

"Indeed," Bufan's dog nodded in agreement.

The two rarely reached a consensus.

"Woof woof." Perhaps it noticed that Lin Li's sausage turned out to be a fraud, the dog named Bufan wagged its tail at the fence closest to Lin Li and barked twice.

"Why does this dog's bark sound like this? It's so strange." Lin Li frowned, feeling perplexed.

Bai Bufan pretended not to hear.

"Isn't that how dogs bark? How else would they bark?" said Ding Sihan, who was petting the dog, turning her head in confusion.

Lin Li: "Isn't that how dogs bark? How else would they bark?"

Bai Bufan sighed.

Still inexperienced, Ding Sihan.

"You're mimicking my words — huh? Lin Li!!!" Ding Sihan halfway through her confusion realized what trick Lin Li was up to, clenched her fist, and charged at Lin Li.

Chen Yu Ying once again became the pillar as Lin Li and Ding Sihan began to circle her like King Qin.

Chen Yu Ying folded her arms and sighed; she was used to it by now.

"Just kidding, just kidding, but the dogs I know don't bark like that." Dodging around Chen Yu Ying's shoulders, Lin Li tried to protect his life and said.

"You said it! But if you dare mimic me again, you're dead!"

Ding Sihan squinted her eyes, her hand reaching into her shoulder bag, presumably looking for a weapon.

"Are you there? Good morning. Good night. What are you doing? Reply to my messages. Come home early. What kind of breakfast does your boyfriend like? I'll get him some too..." Lin Li immediately started listing on his fingers.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Can't really retaliate; it indeed is a dog.

"I'll spare you this time."

So Lin Li survived.

"The dog you're talking about, do I happen to know it too?" Bai Bufan came over and asked with a smile, "Isn't it called something Chen?"

"I don't think so, I remember it's called something Tian." Lin Li shook his head.

The two exchanged a knowing smile.

"But, Lin Li, do you think to these animals we humans are some kind of tentacle monsters? We have abnormally flexible limbs, and despite the vast biological gap, some of us are very dangerous, but others are kind and have a unique stroking method that pleases them. Among these, there are even individuals that 'beep beep' with them. What else could we be but tentacle monsters?"

Bai Bufan mused, looking at the small fancy dogs rolling over for belly rubs.

Lin Li: "..."

The last sentence really tied everything together. This group ought to eat dung and kill themselves.

Human reputation is tarnished by them.

Not spending too much time here, after all, the identity of dogs is too sensitive. Bai Bufan and Lin Li didn't want to hurt each other anymore.

"Putting aside the insulting nature, being a dog isn't bad, carefree, and even getting praised for pooping in the bathroom. I'm envious." Bai Bufan said as they left.

Lin Li: "I can't put it aside, but you can try."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn you.

After washing hands quickly at the nearby sink, the five continued their stroll.

This zoo might not be too luxurious, but it still has the basic types of animals.

"The deer here are a bit timid, they shy away from people, unlike the deer in Nara, which are very bold and will bite open your backpack if they smell deer cookies inside."

As they reached the Deer District and saw the deer gathering away from people, Chen Yu Ying remarked.

"Class President, you've been to Nara in Japan?" Lin Li inquired, curious.

Deer are interesting, deer should be learned from, Lin Li likes deer.

"Yes, my family took me there during the summer vacation after elementary school graduation. Wakakusa Mountain's scenery is quite nice there, but maybe because it was a holiday, everyone around was speaking Chinese. I almost thought I hadn't even left the country."

Chen Yu Ying joked with a smile.

"Damn and damn, this world is just a giant Swiss roll. Some people get Switzerland, while others get rural credit cooperatives. I've never even been abroad." Lin Li joked, shaking his head.

Not to mention going abroad, Lin Li hasn't even been on a plane yet; he's only thrown one.

"Oi! Kid! The rest get a roll, not rural credit cooperatives. Apologize to the credit cooperatives!" Bai Bufan immediately went for Lin Li's collar, lifting it up roughly.

"I'm sorry, dear credit cooperative spokesperson." Lin Li laughed and admitted defeat.

Then they saw Bai Bufan beginning to thump his pocket.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"I resonate with you; this is my wallet, and I'm hitting it, trying to make it swell." Bai Bufan said seriously.

"Let me do it, let me do it." Lin Li's eyes lit up, "I'll make sure it swells to the fullest."

"Forget it, forget it." Bai Bufan didn't want to end up limping.

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