Lin Li: "?"

Initially, there was a moment of silence, followed by Ding Sihan's uncontrollable laughter, which completely set everyone off, and they all started laughing. Lin Li pounded the mahjong table: "Hahaha, damn, seriously, Bai Bufan, why the hell do you have money in a rural credit cooperative?"

Very impressive, but somehow not that impressive.

Lin Li finally understood why wealthy people choose to keep their money in those foreign banks that sound more prestigious.

When you have your money in a rural credit cooperative, it's a bit awkward when you need to pull out your card.

Chen Yu Ying patted Lin Li's hand that was sneaking a peek at the tiles, suppressing a laugh and sighing: "Lin Li, your little hands are really not that clean."

Damn it.

Her sneaky moves during the chaos were discovered again. How does the class monitor have such good vision? Why can she always catch her cheating instantly?

"Because I'm not like you, worshiping everything foreign. I trust rural credit cooperatives; they're the best!" Bai Bufan endorsed the rural credit cooperative.

Lin Li pressed his thumb against his chin, his body trembling with laughter; every time Bai Bufan repeated it, he wanted to laugh again.

However, he nodded, acknowledging: "You've convinced me. After today's game, I'll withdraw my money from the Swiss Bank and deposit it all into a rural credit cooperative."

"There's hope for you yet." Bai Bufan was delighted; Lin Li suspected this guy might get a commission.

But then Lin Li realized he overthought it.

Because after the game, he lost all fifteen billion dollars.

Damn, were these people cheating?

Or is it the legendary beginner's protection period? How come Qu Wanqiu, a complete newbie, can go out so quickly?

Good news, his starting hand was almost a Tenpai, bad news, they're not playing Japanese mahjong, so it's all a waste.

Where's the overwhelming storm of hellish tiles? Someone save me.

Lost only in dollars, the girls naturally didn't acknowledge it because they no longer needed to be bound by tasks, and the punishment was different from yesterday. Lin Li's face got covered with turtle drawings.

Bai Bufan saw this and quietly told Lin Li that now he had two similar heads.

But they're not human heads.

After they got tired of playing mahjong, it was still not too late, so they planned to each take a shower first and then watch a movie or show in the guesthouse's home theater.

Lin Li let Bai Bufan shower first and went back to his room to let the "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha" absorb his excess energy and stamina.

When Bai Bufan returned to the room after wiping his hair, he looked at Lin Li with a face full of resentment: "It's all your fault, I just went and took a huge dump."

Lin Li: "?"

"Because every time I think of you, I have to go again," Bai Bufan explained to Lin Li.

"Damn you, get out."

Not to be rude, but some guys, really, if they used their skills to flirt with girls instead of their buddies, their lives might have restarted long ago.

"I don't mind that you're a guy, why do you mind that I'm a guy?" Bai Bufan, upon reaching this conclusion, got mad.

"Don't mess with me, bro." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

"Then mess with me, bro," Bai Bufan always had a way, he could be flexible or firm, and could switch roles.

Lin Li: "…Damn."

Bai Bufan: "Right now?"

"Your mom—"

Everyone knows that every beating Bai Bufan receives is never undeserved.

When Lin Li finished showering and got dressed to go to the home theater, only Bai Bufan was there.

The home theater had soft sofas, recliners, and even massage chairs.

Girls take longer with bathing and skincare, and they're probably coming down together.

When Lin Li entered, Bai Bufan was scratching the chandelier above, and when he realized what he was doing and saw Lin Li, his expression changed drastically:

"I was just itchy!"

"How lonely are you, reaching for the chandelier—damn."

Caught in advance, Lin Li sulked, slapping his own hand, as if he had reacted too late.

"Lin Li, why do you think there's such a big hole up there in the ceiling?" Bai Bufan continued looking at the chandelier, pointing to an area curiously asking.

"To prevent kids from accidentally swallowing it, that can be a breathing hole for the kid who swallows it." Lin Li's answer was delivered instantly.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn you.

Any kid who could accidentally swallow a chandelier nearly a meter in diameter must be a young Bo Gang.

"Mixing up formulas, zero points."

Lin Li turned on the set-top box and started checking what was available in the home theater.

"What are we watching later?" Bai Bufan stopped studying the chandelier and went over to ask.

"Most likely a horror movie, watching horror movies together is an essential part of a team bonding event." Lin Li had silently tuned into the horror channel.

"I'm a bit sleepy; I might need to sleep first." Bai Bufan wanted to leave but Lin Li held him back.

"It's not like you're watching it alone, and when sleeping, you have your dad, me, next to you, what are you afraid of." Lin Li sneered.

"Lin Li, when my only support is you, I'd rather have none at all." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li, filled with emotion.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn, this bastard's words are a bit hurtful.

"Also, once I've watched it, I can't forget it for a while. What if it comes to mind when I get home? I'm alone in my room." Bai Bufan frowned.

"Honestly, put yourself in the shoes of the ghost who has been sleeping under your bed; I think the one more scared should be him, right?" Lin Li described the poor ghost to Bai Bufan:

"Every time he sees your disgusting feet, he laments, 'Oh crap, that ghost who keeps jerking off on my rooftop all day is back; I won't sleep well tonight again.' "

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Your comforting is great, don't do it next time, I still think we should watch something classic instead?"

"'Shanghai Fortress'?"

"What kind of classic is that!"

"There are many movies considered bad at first, but later people discover they're classics.

'Shanghai Fortress' is that kind of work; when it first launched, people found it bad; over time, they discovered it's a classic bad movie.

A notorious legacy is still a legacy, a classic bad movie is still a classic." Lin Li defended the fortress.

This, is this right?

"How about we watch a sci-fi movie? Lin Li, you know, in space, only then can you have boobs that don't sag, that's why I love sci-fi the most." Bai Bufan said sincerely.

Lin Li: "?"

The artistic value of this sentence was so high, it fully expressed the crude romance of sci-fi.

"I also want to see boobs that don't sag, but the girls probably won't want to watch that." Lin Li said regretfully.

"Then let's go for the horror movie." Given that, Bai Bufan had to pick the least smelly turd to eat from the pile.

Sure enough, when the girls joined them in the home theater, Lin Li asked, and the first answer was a horror movie.

Perhaps because everyone was present, Chen Yu Ying didn't object at all.

The voting rights must be exercised by humans, so it passed unanimously.

Bai Bufan shakily took out his phone and aimed it at the screen; Lin Li curiously glanced over, then couldn't hold back.

This guy activated a Hello Kitty effect; everyone on his phone looked cute, and Bai Bufan even added bunny ears for them.

Lin Li: "..."

What a genius.

It certainly made those characters look good, let them understand the consequences of scaring Bai Bufan.

But Bai Bufan didn't consider one thing, when a face suddenly appears, the effect doesn't react in time.

Watching Bai Bufan hide in his arms and Chen Yu Ying snuggle into Ding Sihan, Lin Li scratched his head.

This isn't right.

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