Youthfulness is precious, but going crazy after pushing for half an hour is quite stressful.

In front of the battery swapping station, Bai Bufan pressed his fist against his waist, gasping for breath.

Bai Bufan was worn out.

Lin Li was scanning codes and making payments at the station.

Luckily, they had lunch until after two, so no one would be starved; the girls decided to wait until the two joined them before eating.

"Are you having kidney issues? Worn out like this." Lin Li, retrieving the fully charged battery and starting to replace it, looked at Bai Bufan and teased with a smile.

"How dare you besmirch someone's innocence, you impudent brat!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

"I can cure you," Lin Li said succinctly.

"Bufan wandered half a life without meeting a worthy lord; if you don't forsake me, I wish to be your adopted son."

"Judging by your ailment, traditional medicine is ineffective; you need two cups of pesticide for immediate results."

Bai Bufan: "..."

What do you mean traditional medicine can't cure it and now you want to use pesticide? Such a quack!

"Your mom was a maid, hence you were born a thief mouse!"

"Bounce back."

After replacing the battery, indicating for Bai Bufan to get in the car, Lin Li started and said, "Bufan, you really need to exercise, otherwise next time you'll be the only one outpaced by the girls in the fitness test."

"Girls chasing me? Really looking forward to that." Bai Bufan pretended to be aroused from behind.

"You're hopeless," Lin Li joked with a laugh.

"You have no idea; the only person who's told me 'Bufan, please don't leave' in my life is the PE teacher during the fitness test." Bai Bufan said with misery.

"Have you ever had the most intense activity in bed be a midnight calf cramp?" Lin Li asked, "And when you're at your most beastly in bed, do you sleep for over a dozen hours like a koala?"

Bai Bufan: "...Lin Li, I really need a truckload of bread people to deal with you."

But then Bai Bufan realized, punching Lin Li's back, "Don't act like you've experienced other bedroom activities."

"Haha, the most intense bed activity I've done this life is realizing after lights off the blanket was upside down and spinning it with feet to find the long and short sides."

"...You really know life," Bai Bufan conceded.

Quickly and accurately distinguishing the blanket's long and short sides, there should be a special class for that; it's too hard, especially when waking up fuzzy in the middle of the night.

It's like a USB drive, can't plug it in the right way, nor the wrong way, but then one reattempt, and it goes in.

Arriving at the destination.

"This place is nice." Lin Li said upon entering and seeing the three girls seated inside.

"You know it's nice before eating?" Ding Sihan laughed and asked.

"Yeah, the spot is great, set up four machine guns, and you can control the whole street." Lin Li marveled.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Are you also Su Yu?" Chen Yu Ying, knowing the reference, laughed and said.

Maybe it was Lin Li's jinx; this place's taste was average, far from expectations.

After dinner, they didn't go exploring around Shanting; there were plenty of unexplored areas in the guesthouse, so they decided to go back first.

Ding Sihan originally wanted everyone to go to the cinema to watch a new movie.

Then, after seeing the National Day slot, she voluntarily admitted she was joking.

The quality of movies has really been declining, both domestically and internationally.

Especially internationally, keep messing around with your damn political correctness.

Returning to the guesthouse.

"I've asked about the tickets for Shanting Zoo; we can use them tomorrow. Do you want to go?" Qu Wanqiu, just off the phone, asked everyone.

"I've seen visitor notes and videos; Shanting Zoo isn't large and doesn't have many rare animals, but it's also not bad. You can interact with some animals; there's some complaining about the high ticket price, but we're getting in for free, so it's cool to go and play." Ding Sihan, who was watching short videos of tourists complaining about the zoo, raised her head and said.

Checking poor reviews is way more informative than positive ones.

"Then let's go play, since it's not big, we don't have to wake up early like for an amusement park. You all can wake up naturally, and we'll head there in the afternoon," Lin Li suggested.

Everyone else had no objections, thus the decision was made.

"Continue playing board games?" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li, though mainly at Lin Li's feet.

"Foot fetish is so gross," Lin Li shivered, waving his hand vigorously, "Not playing, unless it's Three Kingdoms Kill."

Unfortunately, the girls were totally uninterested, especially after seeing the essay-length character skills.

They said they would give this lousy game a bad review.

That's for life.

There's a mahjong table in the guesthouse, and we planned to play a bit. But mahjong, counties aside, every town might have their own rules.

This kid Bai Bufan plays bishoujo mahjong—the kind that has clothes explosion when winning.

Qu Wanqiu is a total newbie to mahjong, so she teamed up with Ding Sihan.

Everyone chose the simplest Hangzhou mahjong.

"This Swiss Bank card here has 1.5 billion dollars; tonight, I'm all in," Lin Li said arrogantly while the mahjong machine shuffled cards, tossing a card to the table.

"I hate when you mix English in your words, it's really pretentious," Bai Bufan scoffed.

Lin Li: "..."

Sometimes you really just want to ban this hero Bai Bufan.

"But," Bai Bufan nonchalantly tossed a card on the table as well, "You think only you have money? Here, I have 1.5 billion dollars in the rural credit cooperative, I'll follow!"

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