Leftover Apocalypse

Leftover Apocalypse
SUMMARY
Calliope Smith's eighteenth birthday wasn't going great, but at least getting yanked into a world of magic and monsters is a good way to ditch the police. Sure, people (and allergies, and magical accidents, and who knows what else) might be trying to kill her, but if the choice is between learning magic and going back to Earth she'll deal with almost dying all the time.
Is she a chosen one? It would be an odd choice, considering she has to frequently remind herself to be a good person. Is this just an accident? The letter from a mysterious benefactor promising magic and cash would imply otherwise.
This is a high fantasy adventure about an end of the world that happened, or didn't happen, or might happen. It's fine. Everything is fine. They already fixed it, it's not going to be a problem. Probably. It's also a story about trying to do the right thing while not really wanting to, and making friends when you're bad at it, and having fun despite being hunted by the goodguys and the badguys alike. It's a story about how everything is built on something else, and sometimes those things are broken. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Six latest chapters
- CHAPTER 158: Human Connections
- CHAPTER 157: If You Can Make it Here as The Prophesy Foretold You Can Make it Anywhere
- CHAPTER 156: Solving the Least Important Mystery So Far
- CHAPTER 155: Something's Wrongo Here
- CHAPTER 153: In the Words of Another Smith Welcome to Earth
- CHAPTER 152: Everything is Under Control
Chapter list
- PROLOGUE: Gotta Watch Out For Those Syntax Errors
- CHAPTER 001: About as Bad as a Day Can Get
- CHAPTER 002: Process of Elimination
- CHAPTER 003: Friendship May Be Magic But in a More Literal Sense These Lights Actually Are Magic
- CHAPTER 004: Stabbing Mauling and Some Sonic the Hedgehog Porn
- CHAPTER 005: Creature Comforts
- CHAPTER 006: Chapter... Ten?
- CHAPTER 007: You Only Live Twice
- CHAPTER 008: Dinner Shopping Headaches and Rock Music
- CHAPTER 009: I'm Starting a Trope Collection
- CHAPTER 010: Best Foot Forward
- CHAPTER 011: Just So Many Bad Ideas
- CHAPTER 012: Windmills of Your Mind
- CHAPTER 013: One Question Answered Twelve More Raised
- CHAPTER 014: Reality's First Draft
- CHAPTER 015: Stress Fractures
- CHAPTER 016: Stranger Danger
- CHAPTER 017: Illegal Loopholes
- BONUS: A Primer On Known Gifts
- CHAPTER 018: A Calm Before the Storm
- CHAPTER 019: A Nice Relaxing Morning
- CHAPTER 020: Smash and Grab
- CHAPTER 021: A Rock Solid Plan
- CHAPTER 022: You Son of a Bitch I'm In
- CHAPTER 023: The Best Laid Plans
- CHAPTER 024: A Minor Detour
- CHAPTER 025: Self Reflection
- CHAPTER 026: On Being Normal
- CHAPTER 027: Trojan Potholes
- CHAPTER 028: Hilbert's Graveyard
- CHAPTER 029: More Things Calliope Doesn't Understand
- CHAPTER 030: The Easiest of All Things After It and the Hardest of All Things Before It
- CHAPTER 031: Let Us Tarry For a While and We Shall Be In Her Company
- CHAPTER 032: Surely Now Our Troubles Are Well Behind Us
- CHAPTER 033: It's All Uphill From Here
- CHAPTER 034: Lights in the Darkness
- CHAPTER 035: Safe Havens
- CHAPTER 036: It Was Probably Something She Ate
- CHAPTER 037: The Cross-Dimensional Piggyback Choke
- CHAPTER 038: Sucker Punch
- CHAPTER 039: A Bad Break
- CHAPTER 040: The Great Indoors
- CHAPTER 041: Two Teenage Protagonists Walk Into a Bar...
- CHAPTER 042: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
- CHAPTER 043: Calliope Smith and the Forgotten Vault
- CHAPTER 044: More Magic
- CHAPTER 045: It's All Over But the Paperwork
- CHAPTER 046: Loose Ends
- INTERLUDE: Obscurus Opus
- INTERLUDE: A Correspondence