Ruckus grumbles as he steps into the dungeon suite, followed by his coworker. It's not exactly the legendary VIP suite but Xenia had made extra-special rooms available for all of her 'extra-special' guests, and the imp has to admit, it's much fancier than he's used to. Certainly better than the room he had the last time he was a guest of the dungeon, but also an improvement over the rented room he'd only just recently managed to acquire down in Grassbrook. Not that the man lacks money - in fact, he'd managed to score a final payment out of Prince Thaddeus for his services despite the minor detail about him turning against the prince's expedition in the end. But there simply weren't that many rooms or houses in Grassbrook to be had, and Ruckus had spent a month just living in the Association barracks.

As Kelsey finishes coming through the portal however, Ruckus stops checking out the room and turns to face the kobold. "So? What is it you wanted to tell me you couldn't do in front of the party? Some big secret?"

The red-scaled man laughs. "Given how wild the party was starting to get, I doubt most people would care if I did bring this up out there. Alizz already called it a night and she's usually the big damp rag on things, anyhow. But I figured maybe it oughtta be a bit more of a private chat for y'own comfort, yeh?"

The imp gives a confused shrug. "Comfort about what? I ain't got no problem with the Lounge. Or the party, it was gettin' pretty fun, alright. Did you see Sely chatting up that blue-haired monster of a human? Guess she likes muscle, heheh."

"Probably hoping he can give her a good spanking, alright!" Kelsey shakes his head before refocusing the conversation. "But nah, wanted to bring up something that's, ehhh, maybe a little personal? Like, okay - I know y'don't spend much time in the lounge. Just barely beating out Alizz in that department, as far as our team goes, and she only ever visits for professional reasons. Y'ain't comfortable with the ladies, I think you've mentioned?"

Ruckus sucks in a breath, seeing that this is actually getting rather personal rather quickly. "I've said that? Suppose I have. I mean, I ain't got nothin' against women, don't get me wrong! I can work with em, hang out with em, no complaints from me. But when things get, uh...personal...or public like with what some of those dancers were gettin' up to...well...there's performance issues, yeh? Don't spread that around, mind ya!"

"Ain't nothing to be ashamed of. Spoken to Sely about it?"

The imp scratches his head. "What, as like a medical issue? Not her but I've brought it up to a healer before. Didn't have any advice, or at least none that worked. Ain't a big enough worry for me to keep making a fuss about it, though."

"Hrmm. Well, just checkin'." Kelsey rubs his snout-like chin. "Noticed something myself, though. Now, Worthy Dungeon's a pretty unique place in a lotta ways, but one of em's gotta be the...heh, equality, y'know? She's got almost as many bunny boys out there shaking their butts as girls."

"...And?"

Kelsey grins. "And I can't help but notice you were maybe watchin' the guys more than you were the gals. Pretty closely, from what I could tell. And just thought I'd ask, y'know...y'ever considered it? That maybe that's the issue right there?"

Ruckus blinks, as if unsure what he just heard. "Considered...what? Men? Like, uh...like men?" He repeats himself as his hands subconsciously perform a lewd gesture, causing Kelsey to laugh.

"Yeah, considered it! Is that an issue back where you came from? I hear that's a problem in some cultures, for whatever reason."

The rogue considers his response, in a detached sort of way. "Oh, uh, not so much? Some deities back there were anti-sex in general, but nothin'...specific that I paid attention to. Uh...how about where you're from?"

"Down in the Domain?" Kelsey shakes his head. "Our population is somethin' like three-fifths slimes and sex demons down there. Trust me, when it comes to sex, ain't nobody ashamed of nothin' back home, just about. As long as it's consensual, do as you want's our motto!"

"Oh. Cool. That's...interesting." Ruckus's words trail off a little hesitantly. "So...you think I oughtta try hitting up one of those bunny guys? Just to, uh...see how it goes? Suppose wouldn't be no one that'd mind if I, uh...just gave it a try."

"Could do that, sure. But if you don't mind gettin' a lil closer with a coworker, I figured I could help y'try a thing or two..." Kelsey pulls at his shirt with one finger, revealing more of his pale, scaly chest, and even the somewhat-buzzed Ruckus can quickly catch his meaning.

"Oh! Uh, didn't know ya swung that way, Kelsey. Guess you ain't talked much about your hookups, I kinda thought they were usually gals, though."

The kobold waggles a hand. "Bit of a switch, actually, dependin' on the mood. Sometimes it is lasses! Sometimes it's a night for the lads, though. Like tonight, if y'like. Though again, if y'don't wanna mess with a working relationship, I get it."

The imp's face turns a deeper purple as he blushes. "Just, uh...if I do still got those issues I was talkin' about, you ain't gonna make a big deal out of it, right?"

"I may be a dick from time t'time, but I ain't that sort of dick. If it ain't workin' for ya, we'll speak no more of it. Deal?"

Ruckus nods. "Uh, sure, deal. So where do we..."

As he trails off, Kelsey is quick to pull off his shirt. "How about you take a seat on the edge of the bed, and I'll, heh, get things started, yeh?"

Ruckus does as asked, and although he does begin to loosen his clothes he's not nearly so quick about it as Kelsey. As for the kobold, he pauses only to kick off his sandals before coming over - and pulling off Ruckus's loosened pants with a single swift action as he kneels down. He does pause there however, to get a good look at what he's revealed. "Wow...you imps are dark violet down there, eh? Or is that just from all the blood flowing down there, haha!"

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Sure enough the man's cock is already beginning to swell, an event that manages to surprise its owner more than a little. It's not that he's never had an erection before, of course, but maintaining one with a partner was always...difficult. And here it is, coming to attention before anyone's even touched it. Ruckus raises an eyebrow at Kelsey, not that the kobold notices. "There uh...might be somethin' to that theory of yours. Lil bit, maybe."

Kelsey chuckles. "We'll I ain't stoppin' here, that's for sure." With that said he leans forward and takes a lick up the underside of Ruckus's shaft, and pauses in a shudder. "Dragon's eggs! Do all imps taste like this, or just you?"

"Eh? I mean, I washed just the other day, it can't be that bad - "

"I didn't say it was bad." With a wide grin Kelsey leans forward once again, this time to take the man entirely between his lips. Both of the pair are members of rather short-statured species, and Ruckus is proportional for his kind, but with Kelsey's snout aiding him it's no trouble at all for the kobold to take his coworker fully into his mouth. That is, until Ruckus begins to continue growing to something beyond standard proportions. Surprised, Kelsey pulls back to blink at the massive six inch cock. "...Definitely not bad."

"Oh, that's kind of standard for imps, actually. Knew a - ah!" Ruckus's commentary is interrupted as Kelsey resumes his work, now prepared for the task ahead of him. While the imp might have the advantage when it comes to the size of his manhood, the kobold manages to surprise Ruckus as well when he pulls back - and leaves his tongue behind, still wrapped around its prize as if it was trying to jerk him off. "Shit, how long is that thing?"

"Lwaung enouff." Kelsey gives the imp a wink as he continues his tongue-job, before moving one hand to begin massaging the man's balls. His other hand pushes back on Ruckus's chest, gently shoving him down onto the bed, and Ruckus gives into the kobold's physical guidance. Once he's positioned how Kelsey wants him the Warrior of Flame gets fully into his task. As his scaly snout bobs up and down upon the impressive shaft, a bit of magic enters his hands, providing Ruckus with an odd, warm tingling sensation in his testicles. It's even odder when a magically charged finger begins teasing at his anus as well - but certainly not in a bad way. There's a brief fear in the rogue's mind that the Warrior of Flame's magic might overcharge and set his family jewels ablaze, but whatever he's doing, Kelsey seems to be well-practiced at it.

He seems to be more than well-practiced enough at the mundane portion of his task as well. It doesn't take more than a few minutes for Ruckus to finally unload, and when he does Kelsey doesn't hesitate to snap his snout closed, sucking down every drop that the imp can give him. Which is quite a few - while Ruckus does take care of his own business every now and then, it had been a fair while since the last occasion, and to say that the imp is backed up would be an understatement. Indeed, Kelsey almost seems to choke at one point on the thick load pumping down his throat, but the look on his face when he finally pulls back is far from upset.

"Well I'll be a succubi's tits! Your cum tastes even better than your dick! Hells, you might beat out a slime - and they can customize their flavor at will! Starting to regret not sucking your cock months ago!"

"Aha, ah, really? I mean, guess I've heard it's like that, I've never actually tried m'self." Ruckus swallows before changing the topic. "But uh...yeah, think that test plan of yours was successful, or whatever. That was, uh...I mean, I don't wanna get sappy about it or nothin', but that might'a been the best cum I've ever had in my life."

Kelsey grins as he climbs up onto the bed. "Don't mind trying to beat that record in a bit if you think yer up f'it. But maybe in the meanwhile..."

Ruckus glances down, and notices that Kelsey's pants didn't come up onto the bed with him. The kobold's a bit more modest than Ruckus, a respectable four inches or so in length, although the...draconic looking ridges around the head certainly catch the imp's attention. A head currently pointed in Ruckus's direction, at that. "Oh, ri'. Uh...so, for dudes, it's usually, like...back entrance shit, an' all that? I mean, shit, not literal shit, I hope, but uh, m'mean - "

The warrior cuts off his nervous rambling. "If y'don't wanna try out ass stuff tonight, that's fine - takes more prep than some people realize, and I ain't really ready for it tonight." Kelsey shakes his head with an envious sigh. "You know dungeon monsters ain't got workin' digestive tracts?"

Ruckus blinks at the odd comment. "...Never thought about it?"

"Means their shit chute's just for decoration! Add a bit'a slime lube, and be ready to go any time day or night! Lucky bastards. Anyhow, if y'wanna do somethin' else..."

"Well...I ain't gonna be as good as you, I'd bet on that, but...wouldn't mind givin' it a try for a bit. Doin' what you did, that is." Kelsey can almost see the blood rushing out of Ruckus's cock and up to his face, given how dark the man's cheeks are growing, but he gives the imp a nod before leaning back on his pillow.

"Go for it. Oh, and by the way - us kobolds are tough, so y'ain't gotta worry too much about the teeth. I'll letcha know if yer doin' it wrong."

"Ri'. Good t'know." With that said the imp gets on his hands and knees on the mattress before bringing his face down between Kelsey's thighs, and begins his own taste-test of the kobold. To be honest...it doesn't taste like much, and it occurs to Ruckus that his scaled friend doesn't sweat. The texture of it is interesting however, bumpy even on the 'smooth' sections, not to mention the larger ridges and slightly-spiked crown. It's not sharp, merely hardened nubs of flesh, but from the way Kelsey shudders as Ruckus's tongue passes over them they're clearly sensitive.

The imp decides to focus on that for a while, focusing on precision attacks where the kobold had overwhelmed him with engulfment. His tongue glides and darts between every nub, around every ridge, all while studying the warrior to see how he reacts to each sensation. Eventually Ruckus feels as if he's mapped his coworker out quite thoroughly and picks up the pace, dragging his tongue from one weak point to the next. Occasionally the rogue pauses to take the tip of it into his mouth, running his tongue around the crown entirely, but for the most part he leaves it to his hands to do the heavy lifting of stroking the man off.

It takes him a little longer to achieve his desired results, between his rather amateur-level skills and the fact that Kelsey is probably not nearly as pent-up as Ruckus was. Even so he's still far from tiring out when Kelsey lets out one final groan, shooting a load into the air that just misses Ruckus's nose, eventually landing back down on the Warrior of Flame's own chest. A few more pulses continue to paint his pale-scaled torso white, and when it's done Ruckus sits back up to admire his work.

"Well...ain't so hard as I was expectin'."

"Oh, gimme fifteen minutes and it'll be hard enough, imp! But damn, y'catch on quick. Barely needed t'say a word durin' all that."

Ruckus snorts. "Ain't what I meant! But uh...yeah." The imp licks his lips. "Guess you were right, an' all. So...guys, huh?" He stares off into the distance, as if reconsidering his life. "Ain't really thought much about it."

Kelsey's snout splits into a toothy grin. "Well...if you want, maybe after we catch a breather we can see if we can seduce some of those bunnies in here. Give the test a proper repetition, an' all that. New test subjects. If yer up for more?"

"...Well, did sound like there's a few things worth tryin' out with dungeon monsters. And I'm sure Xenia wouldn't mind the, uh...achievement credit. For next the next party."

Kelsey nods. "Can't wait to see that one, alright..."

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