I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.

Chapter 113: The Guardians of Silence.


Zazu's quiet act of trust hung in the still air, a silent question asked of the ancient woods.

Gilda held her breath, her hand hovering over her axe, unsure if this was a brilliant plan or a terrible mistake. FaeLina held her breath on her shoulder. The entire forest seemed to be waiting for the answer.

And then, it came.

The ancient tree, which had met demands with silence and threats with stillness, stirred. Its wrinkled, bark-like nose twitched, taking in the fragrant steam of Zazu's 'Moment of Peace' tea. The grumpy "face" in the bark seemed to soften, its deep-set frown lessening just a little.

It did not immediately grant them passage. Instead, a single, thin branch, much smaller than the others, lowered itself with a slow, deliberate grace. From its tip grew a single, perfect, golden leaf that shimmered with a soft, internal light.

The branch didn't offer the leaf as a gift. Instead, it reached down and gently dipped the golden leaf into the porcelain cup, adding its own magic to Zazu's humble offering.

The moment the golden leaf touched the 'Moment of Peace' tea, a brilliant, golden light filled the cup. Zazu's simple brew transformed into a shimmering, golden liquid that now smelled not just of calming herbs, but of warm honey, ancient earth, and a deep, profound peace that felt older than the mountains.

Zazu stared into the golden liquid, his eyes wide with a quiet, profound reverence. He understood. This wasn't just a gift; it was an invitation to share.

With a slow, steady hand, he rose and reverently poured half of the shimmering, golden tea onto the mossy roots at the base of the ancient tree. The liquid seemed to soak into the ancient bark instantly, leaving behind a faint, golden shimmer.

He then returned to his spot, took a slow, deliberate sip of his own share, and gave the ancient guardian a small, respectful nod.

Their silent conversation, and their shared cup of tea, was complete. The ancient tree seemed to let out one final, weary sigh, a sound like stone grinding on stone. Then, with a slow, grudging acceptance, a single, large, moss-covered root began to lift from the path, creating an archway just large enough for them to pass.

The team, who had been watching in stunned silence, let out a collective, quiet sigh of relief. As Gilda gave the ancient guardian a final, respectful nod, Pip gently picked up Sir Crumplebuns from the mossy ground.

"A heroic resolution, Sir Knight," the rogue whispered, carefully placing the plush hero back onto his perch on Gilda's pack.

Sir Crumplebuns gave another heroic salute, ready for the next leg of their journey.

With their heroic mascot safely stowed, the team turned and continued on their way.

They walked for another hour, the woods growing even quieter and more still around them. The path eventually opened into a small, perfectly circular clearing. In the center of the clearing stood two identical, life-sized statues of owls, carved from a pale, smooth white stone. They were perched on a single, moss-covered branch, their large, round eyes seeming to stare directly into the travelers' souls.

Gilda stopped, and just as he had before, Pip reached up and gently lifted Sir Crumplebuns from his perch on her pack, placing him carefully on the mossy ground. The heroic knight was now officially deployed and ready for whatever came next.

"More guardians," Gilda grunted, her hand resting on her axe.

Pip let out a tiny squeak and tried to hide behind Zazu's leg. "Are... are they looking at me?" he whispered, his voice trembling. "I feel like they're looking right through me!"

"Guardians?" FaeLina squeaked from Gilda's shoulder, her voice a tiny, frantic buzz of pure procedural panic. "They're not in the summons! The writ mentioned a path, not unscheduled stops! We'll be late! Do you know what they do to fairies who are late for their own disciplinary hearing?!"

"They do not feel hostile," Zazu murmured, placing a calming hand on Pip's shoulder. "They feel... watchful."

As Zazu finished speaking, a soft, magical light bloomed in the stone owls' eyes. A moment later, a voice spoke, not to their ears, but directly inside their heads—a calm, ancient voice, speaking in perfect unison.

Pip let out a surprised squeak and Gilda flinched, her hand instinctively grabbing her axe as the strange, shared thought continued to echo in their minds.

'We are the Guardians of Silence,' the voice continued, completely unconcerned with their shock. 'We judge the hearts of those who walk this path. To pass, you must prove your spirit is a quiet one. Present to us a symbol of your inner peace.'

The voice faded as quickly as it had arrived, leaving the riddle hanging in the heavy, baffled silence. The team could only stare at each other. A symbol of inner peace? The problem was, everyone had a very different, and very wrong, idea of what that actually meant.

Gilda, believing inner peace was simple: it was the quietness that came after a good fight. With a grunt of confidence, she stepped forward and presented her giant, gleaming axe. The owls stared back, their glowing eyes radiating a profound sense of boredom.

Gilda's axe had failed. Clearly, this was a job for diplomacy. Or, in Sir Crumplebuns' case, dramatic posing.

For our plush knight, who was a hero to his fluffy core, peace was the serene dignity of a knight whose quest was complete. He struck his most magnificent pose. "BEHOLD!" he whispered, his heroic stage-whisper still loud enough to make the moss tremble. "THE SERENE DIGNITY OF A KNIGHT AT REST!" The owls' glowing eyes seemed to narrow, as if the sheer, dramatic energy of his pose was giving them a headache.

Gilda had tried force. Sir Crumplebuns had tried drama, Zazu, seeing the riddle for what it was—a question—decided to answer it with the only tool he truly trusted: knowledge.

He presented them a perfectly brewed cup of his 'Moment of Peace' tea and began a long, detailed explanation of its calming properties, complete with footnotes and cross-references to three different ancient elven texts. The owls, being made of stone and having no ears, seemed to look like they were trying very hard to fall asleep during his lecture.

Their attempts had all ended in quiet, baffling failure.

"Nothing's working!" FaeLina wailed from Gilda's shoulder, her voice cracking with despair. "How do you give a feeling to a statue?"

But while the others were spiraling into despair, Pip was listening to his gut. Or, more accurately, his compass. The 'Compass of True North', which had been stubbornly trying to lead him to a nap for the entire journey, was now going completely haywire. Its needle was spinning in frantic circles, as if it had found the most comfortable, most nap-worthy spot in the entire world.

And it was pointing directly at the small, mossy patch of ground right between the two owl statues.

"Not now," he pleaded in a desperate whisper, clutching the device as if trying to strangle it.

"Can't you see we're having a very serious, potentially life-threatening crisis?"

The compass just pulsed, its gentle light a warm, stubborn, and irresistible invitation.

Pip looked at the serious, glowing eyes of the owls. He looked at the frustrated faces of his friends. He looked back at the compass, which was practically humming with the the promise of a perfect, once-in-a-lifetime, 'forget-all-your-troubles' nap.

With a long, weary sigh of pure, defeated resignation, he shuffled forward, plopped down on the soft, cool moss right at the feet of the guardians, and curled up into a small, comfortable ball.

"Pip, what are you doing?!" FaeLina squeaked, horrified.

Pip didn't answer. He was already fast asleep.

The two owl statues, which had been perfectly still, slowly turned their stone heads in unison. They looked down at the small, sleeping rogue at their feet. They looked at each other. A new thought echoed in the team's minds, but this time, it was full of a strange, new respect.

'To be so at peace that you can sleep at the feet of a guardian,' the voices chimed, a note of ancient approval in their tone. 'That is the truest symbol of a quiet heart. You may pass.'

The glowing light in their stone eyes faded. The test was over.

Gilda just stared at the sleeping rogue, her mouth slightly open. "He... he passed the test by taking a nap?"

"Of course he did," FaeLina whispered, her voice a tiny, disbelieving squeak. "Of course that's how we won."

With another, much heavier sigh, Gilda gently scooped up the sleeping Pip, slung him over her shoulder like a sack of very sleepy potatoes.

Zazu, seeing that it was time to move and that Pip was... unavailable... walked over to the still-heroically-posed Sir Crumplebuns.

"It seems your watch is over for now, Sir Knight," the elf murmured respectfully. He then gently lifted the plush hero and carefully placed him back onto his perch on Gilda's pack.

The team was now officially ready to continue their journey.

"Right," Gilda muttered to herself, the word a low rumble of pure, defeated resignation. "We're a napping party now. Wonderful."

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Author's Note:

And the quest continues! I loved writing the quiet, magical resolution with the ancient tree. It wasn't a fight to be won, but a silent conversation and a shared cup of tea. It's moments like that that are the heart of this story.

But the second trial is where our boy Pip gets to shine! His nap-obsessed compass, which has been a running gag for this entire journey, finally became the key to solving an ancient, magical riddle. It's the most Comfy Corner victory imaginable. I love that his "superpower" is just being so tired of everything that he gives up and takes a nap at the most inconvenient, and ultimately perfect, moment.

Gilda's final, grumbling line about them being a "napping party now" pretty much says it all.

They have passed two trials not with strength or cunning, but with tea and a well-timed nap.

They're getting deeper into the Fairy Realm's territory now. What other strange guardians await them? Thanks for reading!

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