I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.

I Was Reincarnated as a Dungeon, So What? I Just Want to Take a Nap.
SUMMARY
So, I died. Face-planted on my keyboard after a 72-hour coding marathon. Very heroic. My one dying wish? To finally get some sleep.
But the twist is : I got isekai'd. But I wasn't reborn as a legendary hero with a harem and a cheat skill. Nope. I'm a rock. A Dungeon Core, to be exact.
My new job description is simple: create a terrifying labyrinth, murder heroes, and generally be a menace to society.
Yeah, hard pass. That sounds like way too much paperwork. My new life goal is achieving a perfect 100-year nap.
Luckily, I found a bug in the System—or maybe it's a feature? My unique "Slumber System" gives me way more XP (they call it Dungeon Points here) when adventurers take a nap than when I, you know, kill them. My assigned fairy guide, FaeLina, is having a non-stop panic attack about this. Apparently, "aggressive coziness" isn't covered in the Dungeon for Dummies handbook.
So, I leaned into it. I started building the world's first 5-star dungeon resort, complete with fluffy moss beds that feel like clouds, a tea shop run by a friendly slime waiter, and pillows that hug you back. The place went viral. Knights come for the naps, mages for the therapeutic tea, and bards for the sweet, sweet content.
The problem? My five-star reviews are tanking the property values of the 'Blood Pit' dungeon next door. I'm being forced into official Dungeon Tournaments where my ultimate weapon is a lavender-scented fog machine. And the stuffy bigwigs on the Fairy Council are starting to think my little "peaceful revolution" is a threat to their entire "kill-stuff-for-profit" business model.
But the more I build, the more I realize this isn't just me being lazy. I'm uncovering an ancient, world-changing secret about why dungeons really exist, and it's a truth the gods themselves tried to bury.
My name is Mochi, and my quest is to level up from a sleepy rock to the God of Dreams. My final boss isn't some dragon or demon lord. It's the original God of Combat himself.
And I'm going to challenge him to a Nap Off for the fate of all reality.
Who knew the path to ultimate power was this comfy? You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 1: Dying is a Great Excuse for a Nap.
- Chapter 2: My Fairy Babysitter is a Drama Queen.
- Chapter 3: The Ultimate Weapon is Fluff.
- Chapter 4: Unorthodox Resource Acquisition.
- Chapter 5: A Calculated Risk.
- Chapter 6: The Plushy Tactician.
- Chapter 7: Debriefing and Unconventional Loot.
- Chapter 8: The Principles of Cozy Warfare.
- Chapter 9: The Business of Comfort
- Chapter 10: The Dream Weaver's Annex.
- Chapter 11: The First Five-Star Review.
- Chapter 12: The Man from the Ministry.
- Chapter 13: The World's Worst Dungeon Inspection.
- Chapter 14: The Bureaucracy of Comfort.
- Chapter 15: The Grumpy Gryphon.
- Chapter 16: A Knight's First Quest.
- Chapter 17: The Aura of Sanctuary.
- Chapter 18: The Dreamer Sentinels.
- Chapter 19: The Dreamer's Classroom.
- Chapter 20: Psychic Caller ID.
- Chapter 21: The Unorthodox Art of War.
- Chapter 22: Hostile Mind Pacification.
- Chapter 23: Worst Mission Report Ever.
- Chapter 24: The Professional.
- Chapter 25: Code Snuggle.
- Chapter 26: The Assassin's Therapy.
- Chapter 27: A Branding Crisis.
- Chapter 28: The Hospitality Crisis.
- Chapter 29: The Critic.
- Chapter 30: A Six-Star Review.
- Chapter 31: The Logistics of Comfort.
- Chapter 32: The Problem with Popularity.
- Chapter 33: The New Normal.
- Chapter 34: The Waiting Game.
- Chapter 35: The Plush Pit.
- Chapter 36: The Face of the Enemy.
- Chapter 37: Psychological Warfare via Cuteness.
- Chapter 38: An Unsustainable System.
- Chapter 39: The Choice.
- Chapter 40: The World's Most Overqualified Dishwasher.
- Chapter 41: An Unforeseen Side Effect.
- Chapter 42: Dream Combat 101.
- Chapter 43: The Invincible Pillow.
- Chapter 44: The Sadness Monster.
- Chapter 45: The Mochi Method™.
- Chapter 46: Acute Cuteness Paralysis.
- Chapter 47: The Acorn Avengers.
- Chapter 48: The Final Exam.
- Chapter 49: A Father's Plea.
- Chapter 50: The Price of a Good Night's Sleep.