Chapter 1253: Love is blind to gender and the number of partners

"…"

"…"

Wu Yan woke up to see a white-haired young lady staring at him with her face mere inches away from his face. Somehow, she sneaked into his blanket and straddled him while supporting her chin with her palms. She just observed Wu Yan quietly like that.

His red eyes met her blue eyes. They stared at each other for 5 minutes. The air became eerily quiet.

As to how they arrived at this awkward position, that is something for the detectives to figure out. Wu Yan hadn't a single clue.

His brain overclocked as he tried to compute the situation.

What the…

He was sure they already buried their hatchet after a peaceful and win-win resolution. Origami is no longer an AST fighter. She no longer hates spirits so she has no reason to go after the spirits anymore. Even so, they were no way near close enough to sneak into each other's homes.

She swore to serve him. But, her action of sneaking into the house of her benefactor and invading his bedroom would suggest she misunderstood her role.

No, maybe she didn't, Wu Yan is the one who is wrong.

"…"

?…"

The two stared at each other for another 5 minutes. Wu Yan is the first one to speak up.

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Origami replied as if she expected this.

"Get up."

"Ha?"

"Get up, now."

"Why?"

"Shiori said so."

"Shiori?"

"Yes…"

"Okay, I am going to need you to be more specific…"

"Morning, 7 a.m., I came knocking on the door at 6:02:34. About 3 seconds later, Shiori answered my call and 15 seconds later opened the door for me. Following that…"

"Wait. I am sorry, I shouldn't have posed a question like that."

Wu Yan inhaled deeply. He wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead.

"I am going to ask you a series of questions to which I expect you to answer 1 by 1."

"No problem."

"Firstly, why are you at my house?"

"Kotori told me to come here. She said she had something to discuss."

"Discuss, you say?"

Wu Yan frowned after recalling something.

"Is it about the Phantom? Why did she agree to host a talk like that here?"

"It is fine."

Origami replied.

"Kotori said my presence will make Shiori scamper off with poor excuses."

"O-oh, I see."

Wu Yan shook his head.

"Okay? Why did Shiori tell you to wake me up?"

Origami's eyebrows jolted for a second.

"I don't know. If I had to venture a guess then it's probably due to my attempts to increase intimacy with Shiori. She used you as an excuse to run away."

"It seems like you knew exactly what happened."

Wu Yan retorted.

"Why did you wake me up like this?"

"To test my theory."

"Hah?"

"To test my theory."

Origami repeated.

"I only have data on using "friendly" moves on females. I don't have any data on how to wake up males. So, I decided to create an experiment."

"Where did you get your inspiration?"

"From a book."

Origami said.

"A book that you can only rent at a certain bookstore."

"I don't need you to tell me that!"

Wu Yan felt tired.

"To summarize, Shiori ran off because of you and you did as she said to come wake me up. Not knowing how to approach this, you decided to experiment and settled on this method?"

"Correct."

"Hmm, I am going to ask just in case."

Wu Yan had a forced smile.

"If I didn't wake up in time, what would you have done?"

"…"

Origami paused for a brief moment.

"The book mentioned that a certain extremity on males tends to be energetic in the morning. My working theory was that you would wake up if that region is given enough stimulation."

Cough cough cough.

Wu Yan choked on his own saliva. He might be immortal but his face turned dark when he almost choked to death on his own spit.

"I feel like I have to ask, how were you planning to deliver said 'stimulation'?"

"Licking."

Origami elaborated.

"Although there are multiple contemporary approaches. My analysis suggested that licking the male organ would lead to the optimal pleasure level required for consciousness."

"…"

Wu Yan isn't sure how he should answer her.

Is he turned on?

A little…

This stunning lady just offered to wake him up with a blowie.

Regret?

A little.

He woke up too early.

However, there is still another bad taste in his mouth.

Wu Yan stared at Origami who isn't even flustered or embarrassed by her actions and words.

"Aren't you afraid that Shiori might misunderstand our relationship?"

"No problem."

Origami replied.

"Love is blind to gender. It is also indifferent to the number of partners. I will make Shiori look at me through my own actions."

"Here's the problem, Shiori already ran away."

Wu Yan reminded her.

"Shiori just isn't ready yet."

Origami explained.

"Moreover, I chose that method because it is you."

"Because it is me?"

Wu Yan turned anxious.

"What do you mean?!"

"You're my savior!"

Origami said.

"So, it's fine."

"You're thankful so it's fine?"

His heart couldn't keep up.

It seems like making up with Origami didn't pan out as well as he thought.

Given Wu Yan's bitter look, Origami reckoned she needs to verbally verify Wu Yan's intention.

"Don't you prefer to have your energetic male extremity sucked on?"

Wu Yan is conflicted by his own thoughts. He bitterly laughed.

"I-I mean, it's relative to the situation and the participants…"

"To recapitulate."

Origami nailed it.

"You like it."

Cough cough.

Wu Yan coughed again.

Origami took that as a green light.

"Allow me to do a live demonstration."

Origami ducked down in his blanket.

"Wait… Not you! Oh…~"

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