Maybe I should just stuff the pair of underwear into the class leader’s desk when no one’s looking.

But if I don’t provide any explanations, the class leader might be confused. She might even start an internal investigation in the class.

I decided I would attach a written note. It would say “I’m sorry, I imitated the panty thief and stole your things, I hope you forgive me. Please give me a chance for a new start, I won’t do it anymore.”

Obviously I wasn’t foolish enough to write it myself, so I told Eunuch Cao to write it. Even if the class leader tried to investigate, she would only trace it back to Eunuch Cao.

The problem is that there is cause and effect and there might be retribution.

Eunuch Cao didn’t ask why I needed the note. He probably guessed that I had a girl’s underwear in my possession.

He laughed obscenely “Jie Jie Jie Jie”, his face revealed an expression as if to say “as expected of master”.

“Leader, you’re incredible! I think you’re hundreds of times better than the panty thief!”

“What do you mean?”

Even though I knew no good words would come out of his mouth, but I was still curious of what he wanted to say.

“Look, the panty thief only stole underwear and he probably just YY alone at home. He might not even have seen the faces of some of those girls. But you’re different, you carefully select a target. After you used the beautiful girl’s underwear to rub one out, stain it with your own fluids, then you would return it as if nothing happens… then if she happens to wear it, wouldn’t it mean your body fluids had an intimate relationship?”

I can’t believe he thought that. I guess the mind of a big loss is completely different than that of a normal person. Not only are his thoughts wicked, but it also sounded realistic.

Would the class leader have these worries? After receiving a pair of previously lost underwear, you would probably think that someone has used it to do vile things. You would probably be disgusted, don’t even mention wearing it again, even touching it would be too damaging to your heart.

After I thought of that point, I decided not to return the underwear to the class leader. I’ll probably wait until after school, cut the underwear to shreds and throw it in the trash.

Does it seem like a waste of resources and he should keep it as commemoration?

No, if I keep it for too long, I won’t know what would happen with this underwear.

Even though I’m a gentlemen and no longer a proletariat, maybe this wicked cloth will entice me in my dreams.

I can’t take the risk of turning into a pervert by keeping it.

Xiao Qin did not come to class for the first two classes in the afternoon.

Looks like her period severely affected her body. Maybe I should check up on her during the break?

Also Chen YingRan that perverted school doctor, is she still filling Xiao Qin’s head with wicked knowledge?

I couldn’t sit still anymore, so when the break started I quietly went in front of the infirmary to try to listen in on their conversation.

It was unexpected, there was no sound at all. I walked into the room and found both Chen YingRan and Xiao Qin fast asleep.

There were only two beds in the infirmary, with only a curtain in between. Xiao Qin was sleeping on the inside, near the window, and Chen YingRan was on the outside with a tired expression.

As I opened the door and walked inside, Chen YingRan did not wake up. It looks like she slept very late last night, not sure where she went to party.

Xiao Qin was covered with a white blanket, lying on her side, facing the window. She was scrunched up like a shrimp and looked so weak and frail. Her eyes were tightly shut, with tears hanging on the corners of her eyes, perhaps from the pain.

As I walked closer to her bed, she opened her eyes in alarm. When she saw it was me, she wanted to sit up in excitement, but because of abdominal pain, she lied back down.

“Boo hoo, I can’t even sit up while talking with Ye Lin classmate! Being a girl is so inconvenient!”

I actually wish you weren’t a girl! So all these years of hatred could be solved with my right hook!

Even if I had those thoughts, I tried to speak to her in a gentle tone:

“Don’t move if your stomach hurts, I’ll only be here for a bit, just lie down and rest.”

How fake. Why was I acting like her, saying one thing but meaning something else.

There were no seats nearby. I saw there was still plenty of space on her bed, so I picked a spot furthest from her and sat down.

Chen YingRan on the bed next to us suddenly flipped in her sleep and started mumbling: “Don’t be afraid, let your big sister teach you….”

Her sleep talk was horrifying. Not sure what kind of perverted dream she was having about little boys.

I comforted Xiao Qin for a while. Even though my words had no substance, she listened to each word carefully, as if my words were from the holy bible.

After I finished speaking, Xiao Qin suddenly asked:

“Ye Lin classmate, can you help me buy a pair of underwear?”

Who wants to help you buy underwear! Stop trying to take advantage of people! I’ve already been shamed buying sanitation napkins for you this morning! If I go buy underwear now, I would never be able to redeem myself!

“I don’t need anything fancy, plain is fine. If there’s too many laces, it would feel thorny.”

When she saw my face sink, Xiao Qin hurriedly apologized:

“I’m sorry! I can’t believe I put my own feelings before your happiness! If Ye Lin classmate likes laced underwear, feel free to buy them! No matter what, I’ll wear it!”

In order to prevent her from saying anymore outrageous things, I interrupted her.

“It has nothing to do with the style of underwear. A grown man like me can’t go to buy underwear, do you understand? Why do you even need a pair of underwear?”

“Because… my underwear was stained by blood. If I keep on wearing it, it would stain my pants!”

The reason was sufficient, but I expressed that my hands were tied.

“But but…Ye Lin classmate, if you buy me a new pair, I’ll let you have the pair I’m wearing as commemoration!”

“Are you brain dead? Why the hell would I want a pair of blood stained underwear?”

I was pissed to the point of being deranged.

“You don’t want it?” Xiao Qin made an expression as if she was hurt, “But, this is the blood of my first period, it’s proof of becoming a woman. Is it not precious?”

“If you think it’s precious then you keep it, you can even hang it up on your wall. If anyone asks, you could tell them it’s the flag of japan…”

I suddenly remembered that the class leader’s underwear was still in my pockets. If Xiao Qin gave another pair to me, wouldn’t I have one for each hand? What a perverted thought!

“Ye Lin classmate, do you have something in your pocket?”

Xiao Qin asked me suspiciously.

Eh? Ren XiaoQin, I didn’t know you could read minds! Were my thoughts that obvious? Can you also see what’s in my pocket right now?

Seeing that I didn’t deny it, Xiao Qin placed one finger on her lips and took a thinking pose.

“Let me guess… does Ye Lin classmate want to give me a present? What could it be?”

“(*^__^*) Hehe, maybe Ye Lin classmate has a connection with me, and maybe you already bought a pair of underwear for me?”

I unconsciously used my hands to block the pocket with the underwear.

But my actions exposed the hidden object. Xiao Qin’s eys flashed, she sat up without warning, and her actions were like a snake chasing prey.

Before I could even react, the class leader’s underwear was already in her hands.

Her face of surprise turned to joy when she saw the underwear in the plastic bag.

“As expected! We’re really connected! You already bought a pair and you were just teasing me!”

Maybe she was afraid of it being dirty, but she never took it out of the bag. She hugged it in her chest like a kid hugging a Christmas present.

“Hahaha, it’s the first present that Ye Lin classmate gave me! I’ll wear it immediately after my period ends!”

You can’t wear that! That’s the class leader’s underwear! What would happen if the class leader knew that she gave her underwear to someone else!

“Hey, you misunderstood. That underwear is not for you, give it back!”

I made a gesture of trying to take it back.

“Boo hoo ~~~~ you want to take away your first gift? Too ruthless! You’re too ruthless!”

She desperately held on to the class leader’s underwear, “I won’t give it, I won’t give it, I won’t give it back!!”

She seemed as if she would fight me to the death.

Her small face was flushed, with tears rolling down her face falling on the white blanket. It probably wasn’t entirely because she was hurt, but she probably twisted her abdomen when we were in a scuffle.

I had no choice but to let it go. If Xiao Qin wore the class leader’s underwear, then I guess it would count as making the best use of everything.

The only problem was will the class leader find out? Girls probably remember every pair of underwear they wear? But maybe the possibility of buying the same pair is also high?

While I was in the middle of my worries, Chen YingRan threw a pillow towards us and fiercely scolded us:

“So noisy! I was in the middle of my dream and you woke me up! It took me a long time for me to take off his pants!”

It ended with Xiao Qin apologizing, and me sneaking back to the classroom.

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