Chapter 2242: Chapter 2075: Slimming Tea (Revised)

"Hey, Director Qiao, life doesn’t pull punches, this sort of thing, I’m embarrassed to say it myself." Song Xiaodong said with a smile.

"Hahaha" Director Qiao took off her jacket and laughed, her shoulders and chest bouncing up and down.

"I precisely want you to say it yourself." Qiao Yutong teased, swinging her chest at Song Xiaodong.

"I’m not saying it." Song Xiaodong turned his head away.

"Hmph."

Song Xiaodong shelled crab for Qiao Yutong.

"Aren’t you eating?" Qiao Yutong looked at Song Xiaodong’s empty plate, a heap of crab shells next to it, and a pile of shelled crab in her own plate, asking Song Xiaodong.

"Two people shelling aren’t even enough for you alone to eat." Song Xiaodong laughed.

"Hehehe..." Qiao Yutong laughed awkwardly, picked up a crab from her plate and put it on Song Xiaodong’s plate.

"Here, the young lady is granting you this." Qiao Yutong threw a flirtatious glance at Song Xiaodong.

"Thank you for your great kindness!"

"Why are you giving me so much? How can I finish it?" Qiao Yutong complained while eating.

"Don’t act with me, don’t I know how much you can eat?" Song Xiaodong glanced at Qiao Yutong.

"Ugh, I can’t eat anymore, I’m growing a belly." Qiao Yutong looked down at her flat stomach and said.

Song Xiaodong was tired of hearing this, Miao Qingqing and Miao Xuanxuan kept complaining about their little bellies all the time.

"Director Qiao, don’t worry, eat freely, at worst I’ll make some slimming pills for you." Song Xiaodong said.

"Slimming pills are all scams, I had a colleague who drank slimming tea every day and got sick." Qiao Yutong said.

"Of course what you buy on the market doesn’t work, but what I make will definitely work." Song Xiaodong boasted again.

"Blow your own horn." Qiao Yutong glared at Song Xiaodong.

"Didn’t you eat the balls I made from the ash in the pot and said they worked?" Song Xiaodong said.

"That’s true, can you really make them?" Qiao Yutong asked.

"Actually, let me tell you, many people have the wrong idea on slimming." Song Xiaodong said.

"Slimming is just about eating less, what’s the idea?" Qiao Yutong asked.

"Let me give you an example, when I was younger, I had two pals, they were cousins, the older one was very fat, while the younger one was very skinny, why do you think that is?" Song Xiaodong asked.

"What else, one eats, one doesn’t eat, or one family is poor while the other is rich." Qiao Yutong said.

"No, the fat older brother grew up on formula since his mother didn’t have enough milk, while the skinny younger brother received very little breast milk." Song Xiaodong said.

"What does fat and thin have to do with mother’s milk?" Qiao Yutong asked incredulously.

"Let me ask you, how was your mother’s milk when you were young?" Song Xiaodong asked.

"It was okay, just normal." Qiao Yutong replied.

"That’s why you see you’re also of average build." Song Xiaodong said.

"Are you saying fat and thin have to do with milk?" Qiao Yutong asked.

"Partly, think about it, why would lack of milk in childhood lead to being fat later?" Song Xiaodong asked.

Qiao Yutong shook her head with a crab in her mouth.

"Let me ask you, what’s the function of fat?" Song Xiaodong asked.

"Protects organs, reserves energy." Qiao Yutong answered.

"Exactly, when a person starts to get fat, it’s because the body feels the need to reserve energy, just in case." Song Xiaodong added.

"Oh... so when the body is unhealthy, and feels in danger, it will start reserving energy." Qiao Yutong realized.

"Exactly, being fat has only one reason, which is being unhealthy." Song Xiaodong stated.

"That makes sense..."

"People who had enough milk as kids didn’t feel danger, so there’s no pressure to reserve energy, thus they typically aren’t very fat, whereas kids who didn’t get enough milk feel the need to reserve energy due to lack of nutrition, so they grow up fat, often with poor resistance and prone to colds." Song Xiaodong continued.

"Hmm..." Qiao Yutong nodded again.

"So, the root of slimming isn’t burning fat or reducing calorie intake." Song Xiaodong said.

"It’s about restoring health to the body!" Qiao Yutong stated.

"Exactly, it’s curing the illness." Song Xiaodong said.

"Hmm, you really do know a lot, you could sell slimming tea, it would definitely sell well!" Qiao Yutong told Song Xiaodong.

"Actually, once I’m done with Deputy Commander Wang’s business, I might genuinely consider building a factory." Song Xiaodong said.

"I’ll invest!" Qiao Yutong said.

"Director Qiao, mind your role!" Song Xiaodong reminded.

"Well, then you’ll have to gift me some." Qiao Yutong changed stance.

"I’ll give you a whole car, drink it like tap water!" Song Xiaodong replied.

"Don’t, don’t end up poisoning me." Qiao Yutong said.

"All natural, non-toxic, purely natural ingredients, natural plant essence, promotes bowel movement, detoxifies and beautifies." Song Xiaodong casually recited the ad slogan.

"We’re eating!" Qiao Yutong raised her chopsticks to hit Song Xiaodong.

They were nearly done eating, with crab shells piled like a mountain on the table. At first, Song Xiaodong shelled for Qiao Yutong, when she was full, she shelled for him, until neither could eat anymore, so some was left over.

"Take it back to your wives?" Qiao Yutong looked at the leftovers on the table.

"Better not, once asked, if it’s leftovers from eating out with you, they won’t let me off easily." Song Xiaodong said.

"Hmph, flaunting your power outside, but scared stiff by your wives at home." Qiao Yutong teased Song Xiaodong with a laugh.

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