Urban Carefree Warrior God

Chapter 23: Please Start Your Performance


"Fake? What are you talking about? It's written here in black and white, clear as day! Besides, even if the contract could be forged, what about the official seal?" Lv Haihuan said innocently, clearly fed up with Guo Xingxing's haughty attitude.

"Naïve!"

Guo Xingxing rebuked, "Is forging a seal that difficult? As far as I know, you can get one made for a few dozen yuan! And use your brain for a second. He's a newcomer who's been here for less than half a day. Has he even left the company building? How could he possibly land a four-million-yuan deal?"

Hearing him put it that way, it did seem to make some sense.

For a moment, Lv Haihuan was speechless. Even though he wanted to defend Chen Yang, he didn't know where to begin.

Zhou Yufei raised an eyebrow. Four million was no small sum. Looking across the entire sales department, a good number of them didn't even make four million in sales over an entire year.

Chen Yang chuckled. "Who says you have to run around to do business? I've got extensive connections. Is that not allowed?"

"I don't want to argue with someone like you!" Guo Xingxing said disdainfully. "Since you refuse to admit it, let's just wait. We'll see if the client wires the payment! An order only counts as a true success once the client's money is in the company's account."

Guo Xingxing crumpled the contract into a ball and threw it into the trash can. "You're so young, yet instead of working hard and honestly, you resort to these crooked schemes. Don't you feel ashamed?"

"I do!" Chen Yang replied earnestly. "Sharing a gender with you is what makes me feel ashamed and embarrassed."

Guo Xingxing was speechless.

Chen Yang turned his head away and fell silent. This was just too tedious. He's a grown man, so how can his magnanimity be smaller than his pinkie finger?

"So you resort to insults after I expose you? Heh..." Guo Xingxing laughed coldly. "According to company regulations, if the down payment isn't made within twenty-four hours, the contract is void! By this time tomorrow, I'd like to see if you still have the nerve to stand here!"

Chen Yang suddenly turned his head and asked with a grin, "Sales Champion, what if the client pays?"

"Ha!"

Guo Xingxing laughed. Did this loser really think everyone in the world was an idiot? If he could so easily sign a four-million-yuan deal, then what did that make him, the sales champion?

"If the client pays! I, I..." Guo Xingxing mulled it over for a moment, seemingly searching for the cruelest possible wager. Soon, he continued, "I'll eat shit for you to watch!"

PFFT!

Chen Yang, who had been sipping his tea, sprayed it everywhere.

Isn't that a bit extreme?

"Ew, that's disgusting!"

"Um, Brother Xing, maybe you should suggest something else?"

Many people covered their mouths, their faces filled with disgust. Besides, even if he lost and was willing to do it, no one wanted to watch that. The very thought of that scene was nauseating.

"What? Are you scared?" Guo Xingxing, however, was unfazed. He was utterly convinced he wouldn't lose. With such absolute confidence backing him, what was there to fear?

"No, no, that's just way too revolting!" Chen Yang waved his hands dismissively. Watch you eat shit? Screw that!

After a moment's thought, Chen Yang said, "How about this: if the client pays on time, you strip naked and run a lap around every department. If not, I'll do it! What do you say?"

This...!

Hou Qiang and Lv Haihuan exchanged incredulous glances.

While it was better than eating shit, this was a soul-crushing penalty! If Guo Xingxing lost, how could he ever show his face in this company again?

"Fine! It's a deal!" Guo Xingxing agreed at lightning speed, as if terrified Chen Yang would back out. He broke into a wide grin, already picturing Chen Yang streaking through all the departments.

Before Chen Yang could respond, Guo Xingxing pressed on, "Since we're making a bet, let's make it official. A verbal agreement isn't binding. How about we put it in writing?"

"Suits me just fine." Chen Yang gave a wry smile. He couldn't understand where this guy's confidence came from. Has he never suffered a single setback? Or is his ego just that inflated?

Quickly, Guo Xingxing wrote up an agreement, and the two of them signed and pressed their fingerprints on it.

"Two copies. Keep yours safe! Don't you dare go back on your word tomorrow!" Guo Xingxing said with satisfaction, tucking the slip of paper into his inner pocket as if it were a precious treasure.

Zhou Yufei had considered stepping in, but she was more interested in finding out the source of Chen Yang's confidence.

「At the same time.」

Once again, the doors to the sales department were pushed open. It was Zhang Xiaoyan, the secretary from the Finance Department.

Her features were ordinary, but her figure was voluptuous to the extreme. She was a woman in full bloom.

"Well now, what's all this excitement?" Zhang Xiaoyan chuckled. "But I suppose you do have something to celebrate."

Zhou Yufei looked slightly surprised. "Xiaoyan, what brings our esteemed secretary here?"

"I'm here to deliver payment receipts!" Zhang Xiaoyan said, striding in confidently as she waved two pieces of paper in her hand.

Guo Xingxing beamed and hurried over to her. "My order today was only for 80,000 yuan. A phone call would have sufficed. There was no need for you to come all this way personally."

"I just brought your 80,000-yuan receipt along for the ride!"

Guo Xingxing was speechless.

Along for the ride? What does that mean? he wondered. Could there be an even larger payment that came through? One so large she had to deliver the receipt in person?

Before he could think any further, Zhang Xiaoyan walked directly up to Chen Yang and sized him up from head to toe.

Like everyone else, she had always thought Chen Yang was a complete waste of space. Who would have guessed he was such a master salesman?

His first day on the job, and he lands a four-million-yuan deal!

Is that something a waste of space could do?

Her gaze lingered for a moment before she broke into a playful smile. "Congratulations! You landed a fantastic client. The four-million-yuan payment was made in full, all at once!"

"This is the payment receipt."

Guo Xingxing was speechless.

Everyone else present was speechless.

The vast sales department suddenly fell into a dead silence.

The secretary from the Finance Department, Zhang Xiaoyan herself, had personally delivered the payment receipt. Could it possibly be fake?

In the next moment, astonished gazes fell upon Chen Yang, while others turned to Guo Xingxing, desperately trying to suppress their laughter. This was going to be a good show.

Guo Xingxing's expression shifted through a kaleidoscope of colors. He charged at Zhang Xiaoyan, snatched the receipt from her hand, and roared, "How is this possible?!"

"What is wrong with you?" Zhang Xiaoyan cried out, startled, and scolded him with a grim face.

Guo Xingxing paid her no mind, staring intently at the paper in his hands as his face turned a furious shade of purple. "This... this..."

Smiling, Chen Yang picked up their written agreement and walked over to Guo Xingxing. "Sales Champion, please begin your performance!"

Guo Xingxing was speechless.

Chen Yang's words made many people cover their mouths to stifle their laughter. Stripping and running a lap around each department? Hahaha...

Unwilling, furious, and above all, humiliated, Guo Xingxing stared at the agreement in Chen Yang's hand. He looked like he wanted to cry but couldn't muster any tears.

What did it mean to dig your own grave? What did it mean to lift a rock only to drop it on your own feet?

What now? Was he really supposed to strip naked and run a lap around every single department?

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