Chapter 102 - This Subordinate Accidentally Couldn't Hold It In
“Hmm?!”
Hearing the familiar voice, Meizhi excitedly looked toward the sound and saw Lin Fan hurriedly walking out from the crowd.
“Lord Demon Sovereign?!! It really is you!”
Meizhi rushed forward, executing a kneeling slide that brought him before Lin Fan. His eyes filled with hot tears as he placed a hand on his chest and bowed his head:
“This subordinate, Meizhi, greets Lord Demon Sovereign!”
“This subordinate was late in coming to your aid; my crime deserves ten thousand deaths! Please, Lord Demon Sovereign, punish me!”
The crowd: “…???”
Watching Meizhi, who had suddenly dropped to his knees and was spouting strange words, the surrounding crowd's faces were full of question marks.
“What on earth is this guy doing? Going on and on about 'Lord Demon Sovereign'…”
“He really does look like a mental patient…”
“Don't tell me these two guys are doing some kind of public role-play scene?”
“Possible! Maybe they're filming a viral video!”
“…”
Feeling the various shocked and confused gazes from the crowd, Lin Fan's face flushed red. He was so embarrassed his toes were about to dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the concrete floor.
If this were on the Immortal-Demon Continent, he might not have felt anything and would have accepted it as a matter of course. But this was Blue Star.
To suddenly say such things in front of so many people and be gawked at like a monkey in a zoo was just too shameful!
He, the Demon Sovereign, also has face to maintain, you know!
“Ahem… Alright, alright, we'll talk later. Just get up first…”
Lin Fan coughed lightly to cover his embarrassment and quickly instructed Meizhi.
“How can I do that! It was this subordinate's dereliction of duty that caused Lord Demon Sovereign to be stranded here! If Lord Demon Sovereign does not punish me, how can I have the face to see you!”
Meizhi kept his head bowed, his words firm, vowing to accept punishment before he would raise his head and get up.
Lin Fan knew his personality very well. This guy was incredibly stubborn.
Once, on the Immortal-Demon Continent, he had made a small mistake. Afterwards, he came to ask for punishment. Lin Fan, seeing it was his first mistake and a trivial one at that, had intended to let it go. But the guy insisted on kneeling motionless outside the main hall for several months, demanding punishment to show fairness.
If he didn't give him some token punishment now, he'd probably kneel there forever.
Having no other choice, and desperate to get out of the public eye, Lin Fan had to command in a deep voice:
“Hold out your hand.”
“Yes!”
Meizhi unhesitatingly held out his palm, already prepared to receive Lord Demon Sovereign's punishment without any spiritual energy for protection.
Smack!
Lin Fan lightly slapped his palm.
“Ah-hmm~”
Receiving punishment for the first time without any spiritual energy, the slapping sensation from his palm suddenly made Meizhi let out an involuntary, soft moan.
“Hey! Don't make those kinds of weird noises!”
Lin Fan had black lines down his face and couldn't help but retort.
He hadn't even used any force, yet this guy was making such a strange moan. It would easily cause a misunderstanding!
“A thousand apologies, Lord Demon Sovereign. Your strength was just too gentle. This subordinate accidentally couldn't hold it in…”
“Well, you should have held it in for This One!” Lin Fan roared speechlessly.
He really didn't want to be labeled with some weird gay tag…
Meizhi slowly stood up, covering the slapped hand with his other, his handsome face blushing slightly.
The surrounding crowd was also sizing the two of them up with strange looks. The faces of almost all the young women showed despair and disbelief.
“No way, a guy this handsome can't be gay, can he?!”
“Something like this can't be happening!”
“An image of the two of them being intimate has already formed in my mind… (nosebleed dripping).”
“I'm begging you, can you not think about such things!”
“…”
Amidst the crowd's discussions, the two police officers slowly walked over to Lin Fan and Meizhi.
“Hello sir, do you know him?”
Just as he spoke, one of the officers took a closer look and recognized Lin Fan at a glance.
“Ah, aren't you the kid who was reported for carrying his girlfriend while walking on the street before?”
“Hahaha, that's me, Comrade Officer. We meet again.”
“So sorry about this. My friend and I are just filming a funny short video. Sorry to have troubled you again.”
Lin Fan scratched his head and gave a sheepish, completely harmless-looking smile.
“Filming videos is fine, but you can't cause such a big commotion. It's affecting public traffic.”
The police officer pointed at the still-growing crowd of onlookers and said helplessly.
“Yes, yes, of course. We'll be more careful next time.”
Lin Fan replied with a smile.
The other police officer, however, narrowed his eyes, looking Meizhi up and down, and frowned slightly.
“This friend of yours… he doesn't look like a local…”
“Can you have him show his ID card?”
As he spoke, the officer extended his hand toward Meizhi, requesting his ID.
“ID card… of course he has one!”
Lin Fan replied with a smile, but Meizhi at his side looked confused.
“Lord Demon Sovereign, this subordinate doesn't have that kind of thi—Oof!”
Before Meizhi could finish speaking, Lin Fan slammed an elbow heavily into his side, making him instantly shut his mouth and collapse to the ground…
So, this is Lord Demon Sovereign's real punishment…
The two police officers looked confused.
Lin Fan looked at the two police officers. A trace of scarlet spiritual light flashed in his eyes, and the officers' expressions gradually became dazed.
“Comrade Officers, the check is complete, no problems. You can go back and prepare to get off work.”
As his voice fell, the two police officers gradually came out of their daze, a brilliant smile appearing on their faces.
“The check was fine. It's about time for us to head back and prepare to get off work.”
With that, the two officers gave a friendly wave and turned to leave.
“Lord Demon Sovereign, why be so polite to these two mere mortals? Wouldn't it be better to just erase them directly?”
After the two officers left, Meizhi clutched his side and slowly got up from the ground, his face full of confusion.
Lin Fan shot him a speechless glance.
“Meizhi, there are so many people watching. The moment you make a move, you'll attract attention. Are you planning on erasing everyone here?”
“It's not out of the question. As long as you give the order, Lord Demon Sovereign, this subordinate will definitely clean up the scene completely, without leaving a single survivor.”
Meizhi placed a hand on his chest and bowed, volunteering for the task with a proud expression.
At this moment, he had completely thrown the instructions Shang gave him before he left to the back of his mind...
Lin Fan: “…”
Lin Fan was speechless.
It was a good thing he arrived in time. Otherwise, a shocking terrorist attack that would stun the whole world would have happened tomorrow…
“Meizhi, you must have noticed by now that this world has no heaven and earth spiritual energy. Every last shred of spiritual energy we have is especially precious and must not be wasted unless absolutely necessary.”
“So that's how it is!”
Meizhi had a flash of realization, his face showing deep admiration and worship.
“Lord Demon Sovereign is so thoughtful and wise! It was this subordinate who was inconsiderate and almost ruined your plan! Please, punish me, Lord Demon Sovereign!”
Lin Fan: “…”
Helpless, Lin Fan had no desire to deal with him and turned to lead the way.
Seeing this, Meizhi quickly hurried to catch up.
“Lord Demon Sovereign, where are you going?”
“To get you an ID card and some different clothes. That outfit of yours is too eye-catching.”
Lin Fan said without turning his head.
I have a feeling things are about to get troublesome from now on…
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