Holding the sunscreen handed to him by Li Qinghe, Xu Fan's gaze quickly fell on Li Qinghe's smooth, jade-like back.

In the entertainment industry, her rise to fame was mostly due to her mesmerizing acting skills, but her physique and appearance still effortlessly outshone those so-called idol types.

Sitting next to Li Qinghe, Xu Fan brushed away the hair scattered on her back and placed his hand, which was applying the sunscreen, gently on her icy, jade-like spine.

His palm hugged her jade back, following the enticing curves, Xu Fan's hand slowly moved downwards.

Thanks to years of meticulous care, Li Qinghe's skin was flawless, like freshly peeled egg whites. The delicate feel made Xu Fan feel as though he was touching a piece of exquisite silk.

"Hmm..."

Seemingly very satisfied with Xu Fan's technique, Li Qinghe let him rub her arms while she closed her eyes, comfortably humming a sound.

"Stop it..."

Having finished with her arms, Xu Fan began applying sunscreen on Li Qinghe's beautiful legs.

Perhaps touching a sensitive spot, Li Qinghe, who had been enjoying it with closed eyes, suddenly opened her eyes. With a hint of reproach in her beautiful eyes, she swatted away Xu Fan's hand that was on the inside.

"Darling, don't forget to rub my feet too."

Turning over, Li Qinghe stretched out her legs and brought her sensually painted black toenails right before Xu Fan's eyes.

"You seem to be enjoying this quite guilt-free, huh?"

Unabashedly ordering him around, Xu Fan now held her delicate foot, scratching at the sole of her foot.

"Stop it, that tickles..."

Pouting and giving Xu Fan a reproachful look, Li Qinghe hummed, "Well, you're my boyfriend now, so of course, you have to do these things for me."

"No other man would I allow to touch me."

She made it sound so logical that Xu Fan couldn't help but shake his head with a wry smile.

Lying on the beach and stealthily watching Xu Fan rub her body, Li Qinghe's cheeks blushed.

Although it wasn't to the exaggerated extent of drooling, her body certainly held a certain allure to this bad boy.

"Darling, I want you to tell me a joke."

At this moment, aside from the sound of waves crashing against the rocks, it was unusually quiet, perhaps feeling the silence a bit too much, Li Qinghe blinked her big eyes and looked expectantly at Xu Fan.

"..."

Holding Li Qinghe's foot, Xu Fan flatly said, "No."

"You must!"

"If you don't, I'll cry!"

Li Qinghe said and immediately squeezed out some tears, this shameless and coquettish behavior really left Xu Fan helpless.

In this world, women in love are probably all the same...

Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, Xu Fan looked at Li Qinghe.

Was this woman acting now, or had she really fallen in love?

"Alright, I'm not very good at jokes, but I'll try to tell you a story."

Taking a breath, Xu Fan continued applying sunscreen to Li Qinghe and said, "It was roughly during the war period, when the Japanese came to Huaxia, and an officer from Dongying brought his wife along."

"The wife wanted to take a bath, knowing her husband wouldn't help her scrub, so she asked a subordinate to do it. The subordinate was reluctant to do such a task, but under the coercive power of the officer, he had no choice."

"And then?"

Li Qinghe looked at Xu Fan and asked.

Xu Fan continued, "Then the second ghost and the lady entered the bathroom together, just the two of them in the whole bath, and since it was his own wife, the Dongying officer was definitely not at ease. So, he burst into the bathroom halfway through to check on them and saw the second ghost diligently scrubbing the lady's back. The officer nodded in approval, but then?"

"But what?" Li Qinghe looked at Xu Fan curiously, not quite understanding.

Xu Fan smiled and said, "The officer looked down and realized that the second ghost's 'thing' was standing tall and proud."

"You naughty man! Telling me such things!"

Upon hearing this, Li Qinghe blushed and punched Xu Fan lightly.

But she still wanted to hear more and glanced at Xu Fan before urging, "And then? Keep going."

Xu Fan smirked and said, "The officer was definitely furious, drew his sword, and rushed over, pointing at the second ghost's 'thing' and cursed, 'Baka, yours, this, what the hell!'"

"The second ghost was totally flustered at first, but he reacted quickly, immediately grabbed a towel to hang over it, saluted, and said, 'Reporting, sir, it's just hanging a towel to work!'"

"Pfft!"

This guy, always driving the story like it's serious, but Li Qinghe found it pretty amusing.

"What happened next?"

Li Qinghe urged, and Xu Fan went on, "The officer thought it made sense, nodded, and walked away satisfied, saying 'Yoshi, yoshi.'

"But then, as soon as he left the bathhouse, the more he thought about it, the more it bothered him, so he immediately rushed back in."

At this point, Xu Fan narrowed his eyes and looked over at Li Qinghe. Upon seeing this, Li Qinghe blushed instantly and glanced at Xu Fan reproachfully, saying, "Why are you looking at me? I have no idea what they were up to in there."

"Keep going, or I'll hit you!"

"You're the one who wanted me to tell it!"

Xu Fan looked at Li Qinghe and continued, "The officer stormed into the bathhouse, and the second ghost had already started with the lady."

"Seeing the second ghost repeatedly on his own wife, the officer drew his military sword and directly charged over, pointing at the second ghost and cursed, 'Baka! Now, what the hell is this?'"

"The second ghost was in the middle of hard work, unable to stop, he gasped and replied, 'Reporting sir, the outside is done, now working on the inside!'"

"Pfft."

Xu Fan's mimicry amused Li Qinghe immensely, and even though being entertained by such a joke might hurt her image, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"You're terrible, teasing me with such a risqué joke, pretending it's just a story..."

Feeling a bit embarrassed by Xu Fan's gaze, Li Qinghe soon stopped her laughter.

She gave Xu Fan a reproachful look and then passed the blame onto him.

"And you aren't laughing your head off too?"

Xu Fan was holding Li Qinghe's foot, and after speaking, he tickled the back of her foot.

That tickled Li Qinghe into laughing uncontrollably, her bosom wrapped in tiny strips of fabric shaking like the nearby waves.

"Alright, stop it, I'm done wiping."

Seeing that Xu Fan was still holding her foot, Li Qinghe, both shy and delighted, quickly withdrew it.

Just then, Xu Fan said with a wicked smile, "Reporting ma'am, the inside hasn't been wiped yet."

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