Thump... Thump...
Feeling Xu Fan's hot breath spraying on her cheeks, Zhou Keren's little heart felt like it was about to leap out of her chest.
"Stop it, get up now..."
"What's there to be afraid of? Qin Mengyue won't be back now anyway."
Actually, Xu Fan was just teasing Zhou Keren. Seeing her pitiful expression pleading with him, he greedily bit her lips and laughed, "Call me 'husband,' and I'll let you go."
"You..."
Zhou Keren, feeling both embarrassed and angry at Xu Fan messing around on top of her, was on the verge of tears. How could he be so bad...
"Hus... husband..."
Unable to take it anymore, Zhou Keren whispered the word into Xu Fan's ear.
"Hmm? What did you just say? I didn't hear you."
"You, you, you!"
It took so much effort for her to muster the courage to say it, and he didn't hear a thing, taking advantage of her again. Zhou Keren was so angry, she really wanted to bite Xu Fan a few times.
"Husband!"
Finally, Zhou Keren shouted out loud. Xu Fan looked at her puffed-up face and couldn't help but let out a snicker.
"Good wife, let your husband take good care of you."
"You! Xu Fan!"
They had agreed that he would let her go once she said it, but Xu Fan's words turned out to be as reliable as a fart. Zhou Keren was furious...
That's not how you play...
"Hmm?"
Xu Fan was still planning to tease Zhou Keren a bit more when suddenly, the sound of keys unlocking the door came from the entrance. Reflexively, Xu Fan leaped off Zhou Keren.
My goodness, why is Qin Mengyue home so early today?
"Hmph! I'll deal with you later!"
Just moments ago, Xu Fan had been all over her, and her clothes had been pulled down. She didn't want her best friend to discover such a scene, so Zhou Keren glared at Xu Fan with humiliation and anger before rushing towards the bedroom.
Both feeling guilty, they moved quickly. By the time Qin Mengyue opened the door and entered, only Xu Fan was left sitting on the sofa, looking as if he had nothing to do, with one leg placed over the other, humming and chuckling.
"Yo? Who's this fearless guy in our house?"
Walking into the house, Qin Mengyue saw Xu Fan sitting on the sofa and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This woman was obviously referring to his recent discharge from the hospital. Ah, one mocks while the other feels concerned. Thinking about Zhou Keren's shy demeanor just a moment ago, Xu Fan sighed inwardly. They were both women, so why was the difference so vast?
"Yo? The single dog is back already?"
Xu Fan didn't bother being polite with Qin Mengyue and narrowed his eyes as they began to hurt each other with words.
"Tsk tsk tsk, when you think about it, that's how it is with single dogs, isn't it? After work, with no one to accompany them, they can only go home."
"Are you asking for it?"
Provoked by Xu Fan's taunts, Qin Mengyue's temper flared, and she picked up a broom, charging straight at Xu Fan.
"You, what are you doing? I'm an injured man right now, don't be rash!"
Xu Fan pointed at the bandage tied around his waist with feigned distress.
"Hmph, just trying to scare you a bit. Do you really think I can't tell heavy from light?"
Qin Mengyue gave Xu Fan a disdainful glance and then directly threw away the broom in her hand.
"Also, I'm warning you, stop calling me a single dog. What if my beloved hears it and gets the wrong idea?"
Sitting next to Xu Fan, Qin Mengyue was gleefully provoking him with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh? What's up? Planning to feed me dog food after all?"
Xu Fan almost couldn't hold back a laugh at Qin Mengyue's smug look.
This woman, completely unaware she's being tricked, is just heartbreaking…
"Humph, I kept quiet before because I didn't want to hurt you, a single dog. Xu Fan, you've provoked me over and over, it's time for me to feed you a few pounds of dog food and fill you up."
Unaffected by Qin Mengyue's provocation, Xu Fan squinted his eyes and asked with a tease, "Tsk tsk tsk, that fantastic? So, when will you bring him over for a walk?"
"Hey, hey! Watch your language! What do you mean 'bring him over for a walk'? My man is very handsome!"
Qin Mengyue said prissily to Xu Fan, "Tomorrow, I'll let you see and realize the gap between you two. Just don't kill yourself, okay?"
"How could I? Little Yueyue, I'm staying strong."
Seeing Qin Mengyue's smug expression, Xu Fan felt a pang of pity. He didn't know what she would do after he stood her up tomorrow.
"Alright, stop talking nonsense. Remember, when my man comes tomorrow, don't you mess around!"
Seemingly excited about the date tomorrow, Qin Mengyue mulled over it and dragged Zhou Keren out to buy some new clothes.
Standing up, she glared at Xu Fan and warned, "If you dare to say anything unpleasant about me, I'll castrate you when I come back!"
After her forceful declaration, Qin Mengyue went straight back to her bedroom. Xu Fan watched her leave, grinning helplessly.
With your temper, do you even need me to badmouth you?
…
After dallying in the bedroom for a while, the two women changed into new clothes and left hand in hand.
Xu Fan had thought about joining in on the fun, but he was decisively rejected by both of them without hesitation.
Qin Mengyue was disdainful of Xu Fan following them, and as for Zhou Keren, she was clearly still brooding over Xu Fan's brazen action earlier.
Xu Fan didn't mind at all; after the two left, he just found Xiao Lan and mooched a meal.
Soon, it was the next day.
According to Qin Mengyue, she planned to bring her man over to the house for a simple meal and show Xu Fan what a real man looked like.
Xu Fan couldn't be bothered to criticize. Looking at himself in the mirror every day, how could he not know what a real man looks like?
He certainly wasn't about to accept an invitation to accompany Qin Mengyue to his own home and let himself be shown what a real man was.
All day, Xu Fan didn't even bother to go online with his alternate account. He was rather curious to see what kind of strategy Qin Mengyue would come up with when pushed into a corner.
Soon, it was evening…
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