Got it?

Xu Fan wanted to say he didn't understand.

But before he could put on a silly grin, allowing Xiao Lan to re-explain it to him in that manner, Xiao Lan slipped back to her own room like a rabbit.

...

The next day, after having taken two days off, Xu Fan, unable to withstand Zhou Keren's coercion, had no choice but to go to school.

The class hadn't started yet when Chen Dongdong was animatedly talking about the recent basketball college league, in which Zijing Middle School's team advanced to the finals again.

His expressions were so vivid, it was as if he had been on the court himself.

Although this guy's bragging was annoying, Xu Fan had missed the previous matches, so listening now was somewhat interesting.

It wasn't until the bell rang that the group dispersed.

This class was Chinese, and currently a sixty-year-old professor stood at the lectern, reading from the textbook the ancient poems which made everyone beneath him doze off.

Chen Dongdong had his textbook propped up, laid his whole body on the desk, and started to nap; Xu Fan, watching from the side, was speechless.

Ancient poetry is the essence of Huaxia culture; even if the professor's lecture was boring, one shouldn't sleep!

Xu Fan smirked and looked towards the professor, thinking about sneaking out when he turned to write on the blackboard.

Beep beep beep!

Just as he was extending one leg to leave, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang! Xu Fan was startled and immediately withdrew his leg.

"Who's using their phone in class! Don't you know that during my class, phones must be turned off!"

Although the old professor was nearly seventy, his hearing was very sharp. He coldly put down the textbook, ready to find the culprit.

"Dongdong, the teacher is asking, who is Chen Dongdong?"

While the professor wasn't looking his way, Xu Fan leaned over to Chen Dongdong's ear and gave him a hint.

Chen Dongdong was already half-awake after the professor's shout, but after Xu Fan's call, he jerked to his feet.

"Teacher, it's me!"

Chen Dongdong stood up dumbly, eliciting laughter from the entire class, thinking what a fool he was for admitting it!

Turning to look at the professor again, he was shaking with anger! He pointed to the door and scolded while gnashing his teeth, "Well done, Chen Dongdong, daring to own up like a real man, huh? Get out and stand as punishment!"

"Ah? Teacher, this…?"

Chen Dongdong was confused and tried to explain, but seeing that the professor was ready to throw the book at him made him quickly run out.

Xu Fan solemnly watched Chen Dongdong leave the classroom, inwardly sighing, "Ah, no choice, the dead Daoist priest does not die a poor Daoist."

Now silencing his phone, Xu Fan figured he would check who had messaged him and then skip class.

He hid the phone behind his book, unlocked it, and opened QQ to see — his eyebrows twitched!

It was a message from Xia Xiaodie, that pesky girl.

This old professor never allowed phones during his lectures, and that pesky girl, sitting in the front row, still played with her phone?

Xu Fan instinctively looked forward, only to find that Xia Xiaodie's seat was completely empty!

"..."

Xu Fan was speechless, realizing after all that fuss, the pesky girl was cleverer than him, knowing the class was boring and had slipped away before it even started.

"What's up?"

Just now, opening the message from Xia Xiaodie, Xu Fan tapped his fingers and replied right back.

"That's great, finally someone is paying attention to me. Right now, bring me something, would you!"

The message from Xia Xiaodie was followed by a row of crying emojis, clearly showing her excitement at the moment.

Xu Fan smirked, not completely understanding what that pesky girl was up to right now, and replied directly, "Sorry, the class has already started and as a student who excels both in character and learning, I cannot abandon my studies just for you."

"Because I love studying, studying makes me progress."

"You!!!! You jerk!"

Xia Xiaodie was frantic, seeing Xu Fan joking around at this time, she almost smashed her phone!

"Speak! What are your conditions before you'll help me?"

Seeing Xia Xiaodie compromising in less than a minute made Xu Fan chuckle.

The old professor was teaching the class and, aside from Xu Fan, no one else had their phone on. If she really was in trouble, no one else could help her but him.

"Hehe, easy, from today, you just obediently become my little lackey, like a maid."

"Get lost! Xu Fan! You scoundrel! Keep dreaming! I, this miss, will never agree!!!"

Seeing the conditions Xu Fan set, Xia Xiaodie cursed him like he was robbing her in broad daylight!

This guy was so bad, her becoming his lackey, maid style, who knew what would happen then, it was unimaginable!

But the helpless fact was…

In her heart, she was totally unwilling, but the only person who could help her now was Xu Fan.

This matter was too embarrassing, Xia Xiaodie had barely told a few people, Xu Fan was the only one who knew about it and had responded.

"Hmph, no bad deeds, just for one day, and I agree."

After getting annoyed, Xia Xiaodie compromised with Xu Fan again.

Xu Fan curled his lips and sent her a seven-word message.

"Impossible! At most two days!"

"Five."

"Impossible! Three days! Xu Fan, stop taking advantage of the situation, or do you believe that I'll come back and bite you to death!"

"Seven, also, about biting, I don't care if it's spelled out."

"Hmph! Then five days!"

Xu Fan fully demonstrated his shrewd merchant nature at this point, and Xia Xiaodie, unable to argue, could only compromise.

Thinking of the next five days, when she had to serve as a slave to this bad guy, Xia Xiaodie pursed her lips, so aggrieved she was almost about to cry.

"Alright, speak up, what do you need trouble from me for?"

Seeing the message from Xu Fan, Xia Xiaodie, feeling aggrieved, snorted and replied, "You hurry up to the school supermarket, buy a pack of large-size band-aids, then come, come find me in the ladies' room…"

"What? Band-aids? Little sister Xiaodie, where did you get hurt? I can help you directly."

"Let me tell you, I am the Divine Doctor, wherever you bleed, I can rub it, and ensure you'll be healed immediately."

Perhaps thinking of the five days of servitude Xia Xiaodie promised, Xu Fan appeared exceptionally enthusiastic.

But Xia Xiaodie, seeing it, was so angry she trembled!

That kind of place, could someone just rub it like that! You big jerk!

"Hmph! This miss bleeds once a month, if you can cure that, that'd be strange! Hurry up and bring them! Or I'll bite you!"

Perhaps realizing the ambiguity in the word "bite," the message survived for less than ten seconds before Xia Xiaodie withdrew it.

Xu Fan was not dumb, once Xia Xiaodie reminded him, he immediately understood, his girl probably had her 'good friend' visit…

"Er, actually, little sister Xiaodie, I really have a way to stop your bleeding, just let me give you a few shots…"

"Pollution king! Hurry up! My legs are about to go numb from squatting!"

Xu Fan, not convinced, explained himself, not waiting to emphasize that his needle was too long and too thick, Xia Xiaodie urged impatiently.

Indeed, this situation was quite embarrassing, Xu Fan stopped chatting away, and seeing the old professor turn around, he crouched and slipped out through the back door…

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