"Not bad." Lin Li didn't feel much; the lady Beauty had successfully made him desensitized to such scenes.

"By the way, Lin Li, what's your blood type?" Bai Bufan remembered the question and turned to ask.

"Full of hot blood." Although he knew the question was about blood type, Lin Li never liked speaking straightforwardly.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"That vampire would be scared of you; after all, taking a sip would blister his mouth." Bai Bufan gave a sharp critique with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"True indeed." Lin Li nodded, but then remembered something and turned to ask Bai Bufan: "Bufan, let me test you with a question. If a person is bitten by both a vampire and a zombie, what would he become?"

"What?" Bai Bufan reflexively asked.

"A vampire, because zombies are from the Qing Dynasty, and there's an unequal treaty." Lin Li explained calmly.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan first blinked, then his upper teeth began to bite his lower lip forcefully as his breathing became noticeably deeper, and his nostrils started to slightly flare with his body gently trembling.

This was Bai Bufan's battle of endurance.

Actually, one can empathize with vampires — they can't replenish their Vitamin D by sunbathing, so they have to suck blood.

"Just laugh if you want." Watching Bai Bufan's condition, Lin Li said casually.

"I can't, damn it! This, I really can't laugh! Laughing at this would deduct merits for sure!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth as he spoke to Lin Li.

Who the hell would've thought they'd eat popcorn and watch the drama unfold in their own backyard?

The conveyor belt of jokes filled with subsidies from Qing Dynasty, the greatest source of national hell jokes, really should perish.

So Lin Li just quietly looked at Bai Bufan.

"Lin Li, quickly tell me a joke!" Within tens of seconds, Bai Bufan's body trembled more violently, he clenched his fists and said to Lin Li with a strained expression.

"There was a stag that ran very fast and turned into a highway." Lin Li replied in a half-hearted tone.

"Hahahahaha——" Upon hearing it, Bai Bufan burst into laughter and seemed to cry laughing, while slapping Lin Li on the shoulder:

"Damn, Lin Li, this joke, haha, this deer actually became a highway, wow! Cleverly uses the homophones of 'road' and 'deer', such a great pun, truly can't hold back the laughter.

So funny, hahaha."

Bai Bufan's reaction amused Lin Li: "You better be laughing at this joke."

"Otherwise, what else could I be laughing at?" Bai Bufan said rightfully, then breathed a sigh of relief.

Hope Buddha was fooled.

If merits are to be deducted, let it not be from his own, as he's more sensitive; deduct from Lin Li's, he's a worn-out underpants, already desensitized.

...

It wasn't long before it was their turn. The blood drawn from Lin Li was ordinary, emanating no golden light or ethereal vibes of brilliance.

Seems this child lacks the aura of an emperor.

After drawing blood, pressing cotton on the needle hole, they moved to the next location.

"So each tube is only five milliliters? I thought it was a lot, turns out the three tubes together are only fifteen milliliters?" Bai Bufan recalled the doctor's introduction earlier, raising his eyebrows and said, "But donating blood requires two hundred or even four hundred milliliters, quantifying this suddenly makes the number feel exaggerated."

"Donating blood is giving a whole bag; it's quite a lot originally." Lin Li nodded.

"Hot-blooded youth Lin Li, you'll be an adult the day after tomorrow, won't you be able to donate blood then?" Bai Bufan inquired, "It's the best time for your hot blood to be released, both physically and mentally."

"I don't donate blood." Lin Li shook his head upon hearing this.

"You're disloyal! How can you call yourself a hot-blooded youth, you're a pest!" Bai Bufan immediately stood on the moral high ground and sneered.

Lin Li shrugged.

Who knows what might happen if his blood enters someone else's body, it might just explode them outright.

But he can't say it outright, luckily Lin Li always has his reasoning:

"Because I am very clear that as a guy, if you donate blood, there's a high chance your blood will help someone 'rise to the occasion', I am not gay, personally feel uncomfortable about helping another guy 'rise', so I don't donate blood."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

This reasoning dumbfounded Bai Bufan.

But Lin Li seemed to have a point.

Remember, every morning, the dialogue typically occurring inside the blood vessels among the red blood cells is roughly——

Red Blood Cell 1: Buddy, wanna go check out Dick there?

Red Blood Cell 2: OK, let's go!

Thinking about this, Bai Bufan chuckled, nodded, and even gave a thumbs up: "Your reason convinced me, reasonable."

Arriving at the chest CT area, next door was a room for chest fluoroscopy, but due to the similarities in the projects detected and principles involving X-rays, the latter was not included in the package.

"Bufan, have any plans for pregnancy recently?" As they reached the door, Lin Li turned back to Bai Bufan.

"Are you sick?"

"Not kidding, it says here, there's a certain probability that CT scans affect sperm and egg quality, after it, your next three months' tadpoles might have issues, getting pregnant during that time would be very irresponsible." Lin Li pointed at the notice at the door.

"Does it affect glue crafting?"

Upon hearing it was true, Bai Bufan immediately became serious and went forward to carefully read the pre-scan instructions.

Luckily, no impact.

"No plans for pregnancy for half a lifetime, rest assured." Bai Bufan nodded, then hesitantly stared at Lin Li: "But you, won't be planning to go somewhere to fertilize within six months, right?"

"Scram."

"Lin Li, if you stray from the path, remember to bring me along." Bai Bufan pleaded, "I still want to see Feifei again, even it's with subpar tadpoles."

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