Chen Tianming: "Haven't collected it yet."

"Your mom, hahahaha!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in, patted Chen Tianming's shoulder, and said with a laugh, "Since you met Yao Qiaoqiao, your ability to act abstractly has improved by more than a bit, man."

Chen Tianming didn't laugh and instead looked at Bai Bufan with some confusion.

Time seemed to briefly pause.

Bai Bufan couldn't laugh anymore, gulped, and tentatively asked, "Tianming, are you kidding with the abstraction, right? You're not seriously collecting, are you?"

Chen Tianming didn't speak, just blinked.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Your mom.

"Someone! Someone! Exorcist needed! Get the simping spirit out of Chen Tianming!"

Bai Bufan was really worried now, being roommates with such a bug won't land you love, a heavy hand is needed.

"It's not like that, not like that," Chen Tianming hurriedly denied, mainly because this group would actually take action. Holding up the water in his arms, he explained happily:

"Collecting this is an important step for me; today I got Qiaoqiao's water, so how far am I from getting Qiaoqiao's heart?"

"Tianming, it indeed might not be far. Just now in my chat with Yao Qiaoqiao, I found out that getting her heart seems quite simple," Lin Li said to Chen Tianming, turning his head.

"Hmm? What did you discover? An outsider might see things clearer, you might notice details I've missed, go on, elaborate." Chen Tianming immediately took out his phone, even opened the notes app.

"It's not much use telling you now because there's a problem I haven't solved. Without solving this problem, even if you get it, it won't last long, you can't keep the heart." Lin Li shook his head, frowning as if deep in thought.

"No problem, tell us the issue, we'll brainstorm, the four of us together must have at least... half a brain, maybe we can come up with a solution." Chen Tianming confidently said after looking around.

Lin Li nodded, and then slowly revealed the problem bothering him: "I just don't know how to deal with the remaining corpses properly."

"Handling remaining corpses, huh? That's indeed tricky. This sort of thing, I think..." Chen Tianming pinched his chin, beginning to think —

Wait a minute.

Don't bother thinking just yet, your mom.

Chen Tianming: "o.O?"

Corpses? Where do the corpses come from?

"Wait, Lin Li, let's put that problem aside first. Tell your dad, how the hell are you planning to help me get Qiaoqiao's heart?" Gulping down his fear, Chen Tianming asked.

"I just discovered during the chat that she doesn't have much defense against us, and her combat power isn't high. As long as a white knife goes in, a red knife comes out, it's simple." Lin Li explained his findings, looking sinister:

"But friends who often commit murder should know, killing is easy, getting rid of the corpse is hard, if you don't handle other parts, the heart in your hand will soon be taken by the cops. You don't want love taken by force, do you?"

Chen Tianming: "..."

Your mom.

So, it's like this after all.

"If it's that problem, I have a solution." Bai Bufan raised his hand at this moment and said, "I know how to deal with the remaining corpses."

"Oh? Tell us." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan expectantly.

He still had faith in Bai Bufan's abilities.

"We just bury the remaining corpses directly, the key is to later cover the area with endangered plants, that way no one dares to dig it up, because digging up endangered plants is illegal, meaning we can use legal means to protect ourselves!" Bai Bufan offered his solution.

Lin Li suddenly understood.

It really could work.

Chen Tianming was right; brainstorming, the power of the masses is amazing.

"But here's another question, how do we get endangered plants? Transplanting them is also illegal, what if the law turns against us?" Zhou Baowei asked.

"I have a solution to that too," Bai Bufan obviously had it figured out.

"Let's hear it."

"Bao Wei, do you have time?"

Zhou Baowei: "?"

This question is too familiar; the last time this bastard asked this, Zhou Baowei already knew what Bai Bufan's plan was.

—"Get lost! I don't have time! Don't send me digging plants for you guys again!"

And so, the situation fell into a stalemate once more.

"Think, think, let's think together, when faced with difficulties, think and think, don't let any clues go, like a super detective, think carefully." Lin Li sang a nursery rhyme while thinking.

Looking at the three people seriously pondering, even sitting on the field with knitted brows, Chen Tianming: "..."

They are genuinely trying to help him win Yao Qiaoqiao's heart.

But damn, what a choice in friends.

"Gentlemen? Um..." Chen Tianming began.

"Don't interrupt, I'm thinking." Lin Li interrupted him.

"Instead of figuring out how to get Qiaoqiao's heart, can you think of a way to get me some water to drink? I approached you all to ask for a drink!" Parched, Chen Tianming complained, giving each of them a gentle kick in the back and speaking coldly.

"Don't you have your own? Want us to spit it out for you?" Bai Bufan looked up at the words.

"Give me a test tube, let's keep things hygienic," Lin Li looked up at the words.

Lin Li had learned how to collect saliva, first rinse with clean water, then press the tongue against the upper or lower gums, tilt the head slightly, and let the saliva flow into the test tube touching the lower lip.

Chen Tianming: "?"

"I meant a sip of water, not saliva! Damn it, expecting anything from you guys is foolish, I'm going back to get it myself!" Chen Tianming shook his head grumpily, heading back to the classroom base.

If you find any errors ( broken links, non-standard content, etc.. ), Please let us know < report chapter > so we can fix it as soon as possible.