The Most Random System

Chapter 212: Wow! Oh no! You vile beast!


"Wow, Mom, the peacock is displaying its feathers!"

"Such good luck to see a peacock spreading its tail in October, come quickly and see."

"Come on, come on, come on!"

The magnificent and giant tail fan immediately captivated all the nearby tourists, drawing everyone to gather around, phones out, capturing the moment.

The peacock was originally standing right in front of Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying, making their position the center of attention.

It was a bit crowded, and perhaps someone accidentally bumped her from behind, causing Chen Yu Ying to lean against Lin Li's body.

Lin Li steadied Chen Yu Ying with both hands, then slightly turned sideways, letting her lean against the railing in front of them, while he stood behind, creating a comfortable space and blocking all the push from behind.

The power of the earth! As solid as a rock!

"Lin Li, how did you do that?" Chen Yu Ying didn't care about any of this; she just turned around, her eyes filled with obvious admiration and curiosity, eagerly asking Lin Li.

Lin Li now understood Wang Ziyi.

The gaze of an adoring girl is truly a life's stimulant.

Hey? I wonder if this excuse would work if I got arrested at the Olympics?

"It's a long story," Lin Li, his thoughts wandering too far, pulled back and began to reminisce about his past:

"A few years ago, when I went to London, I accidentally found Platform nine and three-quarters and got into Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat sorted me into civil engineering, and thus began my eventful life.

Those Gryffindor and Slytherin students all mocked me, saying civil engineering wasn't good, but I think civil engineering is quite good. It's easier to find a job after graduation, unlike many professions where it's hard to find work. I've seen many senior brothers complaining about how tough the work site is, and I thought if you can't endure this hardship, you surely can't do anything else either..."

"Lin Li!"

Although it wasn't grounded from the start, veering into civil engineering was too outrageous. Seeing Lin Li still intending to continue this story without stopping anytime soon, Chen Yu Ying called his name with amusement and a hint of displeasure.

"In summary, it's magic! Magic! Equivalent to the little spell «Avada Eat Big Melon»." Lin Li concluded with a laugh.

"I don't believe it, there's no such thing as magic. How did you actually do it, tell me."

Chen Yu Ying tried hard to widen her eyes, staring straight at Lin Li with a soft voice.

Bu Hao!

She's acting cute!

Class monitor, you doing this—

Lin Li: "The password to my bank card is 129836."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Why suddenly tell me the bank card password?

Lin Li sighed again: "Although it's a bit embarrassing, since the class monitor wants to know, I can only tell you.

I earned it by sacrificing my dignity."

"Huh?"

"Actually, I didn't go to the bathroom just now, I went inside the Peacock Garden, and knelt before the peacock. I said, Brother Kong, there were many people outside just now, so I'll kneel for you now, please do me a favor and display your tail later?

The peacock didn't agree at first, but after hearing that I'm an adherent of Confucianism, a disciple of Confucius, part of the Kong family, it reluctantly agreed to my request.

Class monitor, just hear it and don't spread it; I need to save face."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

Does Confucius really have this kind of face?

"...Lin Li."

"It was actually done by another staff member; he said he had a way, I don't know exactly." Seeing the gradual disappointment in Chen Yu Ying's eyes, Lin Li said with a smile.

Of course, it was the 'Duck Blood Bottle' that played its role at this moment.

At this moment, Lin Li's 'Duck Blood Bottle' still stored the lust from the tiger.

The 'Duck Blood Bottle' has never been limited to absorbing human cultivators' lust; high-intelligence spiritual beasts are also within its range of influence. However, the emotions absorbed have reproductive isolation— for instance, the emotions in the bottle right now can't be transferred to humans.

And since peacocks display their tails when they are courting or defending against threats, why not make it court or feel threatened?

So Lin Li originally had two plans, one of lust and the other of fear.

Both were easy to gather; the isolated tiger in the Lust Tiger Garden brimmed with it, and fear could be collected by scaring a timid animal in the zoo.

After collecting the tiger's lust, to avoid losing face if the peacock didn't display its tail during the actual operation, Lin Li went to the Peacock Garden alone to experiment and succeeded; the inexplicable tail display the staff witnessed earlier was caused by Lin Li.

Although he simply wanted to look cool, it was nice to complete [Task Five] along the way.

The rewards for Task Five were decent, but it was the last chance to double it, more suited for a month's physical training or spending on a beautiful lady, so Lin Li didn't choose to double it.

[You have received a reward: Physical Improvement: Insight increase by 50%, Spiritual Qi absorption rate increase by 100%; System currency *100.]

"Is there really such a thing?" Hearing this, Chen Yu Ying skeptically and surprisingly tilted her head, searching for the staff's figures around, somewhat doubtful.

But didn't pursue further.

It didn't matter if it was magic or not.

What mattered was that moment's joy and excitement, a thousand times better, a million times more unforgettable than the peacock's display.

Recalling that moment, Chen Yu Ying's lips could not suppress a smile.

The sorrows and joys of people and beasts aren't connected, and now after displaying its tail, the peacock was full of question marks: "?"

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Never mind it! First mate! Then mate again! Finally mate!

Was I born to mate! Mating forever!

I'm going to the dock to mate!

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" The peacock let out a call to attract a mate and was now all about escaping.

With no response, it twisted its body sharply, focusing on a few alluring female peacocks in the district.

Panic panic panic panic panic.

Mate! Mate!

"Why is the peacock leaving?" Seeing the peacock hastily departing, the tourists regrettably lamented.

Lin Li poured the remaining lust from the bottle toward the female peacocks it rushed to.

Brother Kong, thank you. This is the last thing I can do for you.

"Class monitor, there's no regret now, right?" As the crowd dispersed, Lin Li said to Chen Yu Ying with a smile.

"Mm!" Chen Yu Ying nodded heavily, then smiled sweetly, "Thank you."

"Let's thank the Sorting Hat and civil engineering."

After giving a quick glance, Chen Yu Ying saw a message on her phone and said, "Let's go back to where the foxes are, Si Han and Wanqiu are back, asking where I am."

"Okay."

Lin Li nodded, "It's a pity they missed my magic."

"Yes, what a pity." Chen Yu Ying walked ahead, her light steps hiding tiny mischief in her eyes facing away.

A few minutes passed.

Peacock Garden District.

The staff, who had been pacing back and forth, confirmed that the two had indeed left, and after checking that no one was watching him.

He took a deep breath, drew a semicircle with his hand, pointing at the peacock, and lowered his voice: "Display for me."

Nothing·happened.

The peacock glanced at him, where did this fool come from.

Staff: "..."

"Oi! Peacock, display for me! Display for me, display for me, display for me!"

"Ah ah ah ah! Ah! You beast! Dis! Play! For! Me!"

The staff exerted all his means, yet there was no reaction.

Truly strange, where exactly did it go wrong, didn't I replicate that young couple's actions perfectly?

Is it a language issue?

"Open you tail for me!!"

"私のために画面を開けて!"

"Cluck cluck cluck display cluck cluck cluck!"

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