"Gwaa—!""Gwaa!"The humanoid monsters let out piercing shrieks as they charged forward in a wave.Wu Chi glanced at his two defensive towers. The [Fireblast Tower], being a type of elemental tower, had a fairly standard design, resembling a mage tower, with a prismatic floating fire-rune crystal at its peak... but the Fart Tower?The [Fart Tower], however... well, the main structure looked normal enough...But the damn statue was carved to look exactly like Wu Chi himself!!!It's also crouched and butt aimed outward like a middle finger to the Void."Please kill it with fire..." Wu Chi felt his face twitch every time he looked at it, a profound sense of cringe washing over him. Forgive his lack of worldly experience, but he'd genuinely never seen a defensive tower this cursed in his life."Ah, screw it. Let's just focus on the fight!"Snapping back to [N O V E L I G H T] attention, Wu Chi watched the approaching horde. The monsters were fast, closing the distance to within a hundred meters in no time. Perfect range.The [Fireblast Tower] could hit targets up to 500 meters away, while the [Fart Tower] had a range of 200 meters. Of course, in a real fight, closer usually means more accurate!So, Wu Chi waited until the monsters were right at the hundred-meter mark before barking the order!The next moment, the humanoid statue atop the [Fart Tower] shuddered violently and unleashed a thick, green cloud of gas, enveloping all twenty-plus monsters!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT—!An impossibly loud, resonant farting sound, accompanied by a very visibly coloured mist.Wu Chi’s eye twitched harder.The sculpture’s face grinned smugly, like, “My fart, my rules.”Forcing himself to stay calm, he observed the effects.Not far off, the monsters caught in the "Weakening Stinky Fart" cloud saw their ferocious charge instantly fall apart. They stumbled around, swaying drunkenly, before collapsing to the ground like sacks of potatoes, completely "muscle-weakened"...“Holy fuck—this isn’t just ‘weakened’! This is crippled!”The effect was dramatically potent! Wu Chi was surprised. He'd learned from textbooks that standard "Weakness" spells usually just reduced enemy attack power, maybe slowed them down a bit at most! This kind of instant, total muscle failure was something else entirely.There was only one explanation: This "Weakening Stinky Fart" was a high-quality spell, way beyond the ordinary! “Fart of the Fallen Emperor”—SS-Rank, baby!"Now we hit ’em with the Fireblast!!"Wu Chi immediately commanded. The prismatic crystal on the ready [Fireblast Tower] glowed brightly!A massive fireball materialized, easily more than ten times larger than the one the Darkfall Sorcerer had conjured yesterday!WHOOSH—!The fireball shot forth, trailing a long tail of flame, and slammed directly into the center of the disabled monster group!KABOOOOOOOOOM—!!!The ground shook. Fire roared, and the explosion echoed in all directions. In the blink of an eye, every single monster was vaporized in the conflagration and blast...."Battle Concluded!""Beginning Settlement!"... Battle Results: Enemies: 27 x Level 2 Dark Stalkers.Result: Total Domination!Rating: SS Rank!Base Rewards: 27 Void Essence Stones.Extra Rewards (SS Rank): 200 Void Crystals, Territory Building [Farmland], Territory Building [Well], Territory Building [Toilet]. ..."Not bad." Wu Chi let out a sigh of relief. Today's fight was over. He vaulted over the fence and walked to the site.By now, the Dark Stalkers' corpses had already turned to ash, leaving behind only 27 "Dark Stalker Loot Chests." Wu Chi collected them all and opened them immediately!"Acquired: Void Crystal x1!""Acquired: Void Crystal x1.""Acquired: Void Crystal x3.""Acquired: Void Crystal x1, Void Essence Stone x1."..."Damn..RNGesus must hates me.." Wu Chi was a little disappointed. His loot luck today was clearly worse than yesterday's. In total, he got 39 Void Crystals, and only one chest had decent luck, yielding 1 Void Essence Stone."Hope we get more monsters tomorrow."Shaking his head, Wu Chi headed back. Returning to the territory, he noticed that Lin Daiyu was already up.She had tied her hair up, secured with a jade-adorned hairpin, looking refreshingly lovely."Did I wake you?" Wu Chi walked over.Lin Daiyu shook her head gently."I sensed the monster invasion, so I arose.""Right, you have 200 points in Constitution!" Wu Chi remembered, then quickly pulled a set of toiletries from his inventory."The territory doesn't have any magical items or cleansing spells yet, please use these for now.""It is no trouble." Lin Daiyu accepted them, her delicate figure moving away gracefully. Her steps were light, accentuating her slender silhouette.Wu Chi smacked his lips, then turned his attention to the new territory building rewards. Three in total, and they were all pretty standard, useful buildings!Farm – Grow food. Duh.Well – Water. Also duh.Toilet – Finally.Glory be! No more bush-pissin’!"Nice, we have a toilet now!" Wu Chi broke into a smile. How did newbie lords handle... biological needs? Due to the "Newbie Trial" restrictions, most people wouldn't waste their initial building slot on a [Toilet].A famous foreign deity, "Thomas," once said, "The Endless Void accommodates all, even waste products." So, most newbie lords, lacking a proper toilet, would simply find a spot outside the territory to take care of business... With a [Toilet], Wu Chi could avoid that awkward scenario.He looked around, pondering. The 200-square-meter territory was starting to feel a bit cramped. Placing three more buildings here wasn't ideal."Time to upgrade the territory!" Wu Chi opened the [Territory] panel while checking his inventory, which now held a whopping 47 Void Essence Stones!

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