Am I A God?

Chapter 692 - Life is like a drama


Chapter 692: Life is like a drama

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

In the Extradimensional Belly, Roly Poly and Catherine collapsed on the floor the moment they returned.

They had been chased by fighter jets. Although they weren’t the main targets, when they were fleeing in the woods, the bombs had brushed past their shoulders countless times. It was the most tiring thing they had ever experienced.

Roly Poly looked at Catherine and saw that she was looking at him too. When they looked at each other and saw that they were filled with dirt and patches of missing fur and had bruises over their bodies, they laughed out loud.

Catherine sighed, “It feels good to be alive.”

“Yeah.” Roly Poly looked at the injury on his body and thought, “This counts as sacrificing myself for Zhao Yao right? I am so heavily injured. Shouldn’t he reward me handsomely? How will the other supercats react if they see this? They will definitely respect me more.”

He looked forward to it. However, when Uncle Egg looked over and saw them, he just said, “Oh Roly Poly and Catherine, you guys are back?”

When he received the calm reaction from Uncle Egg, Roly Poly was extremely dissatisfied. He grabbed his hind leg and cried, “Ah Uncle Egg, I was fighting with 12 fighter jets just now. My leg is injured.”

Then, he laid on the floor and took several deep breaths. “So painful. It’s so painful.”

Lion Head walked over and was agitated when he saw Roly Poly like this. “The wound is smaller than a nail and you are screaming like this? So useless.”

“I…” Roly Poly stared at Lion Head with his mouth wide open. He turned to Uncle Egg and realize that he also disapproved.

Lion Head said, “Look at you, are you a male cat? Look at Matcha, the blood on him is more than my urine and he is not even acting like you.”

Roly Poly raised his brows. “Matcha is badly injured?”

“Yes.” Lion Head explained in sorrow. “In order to save Zhao Yao, Matcha blocked the enemy’s Xuanming’s Deadly Palm and now the effects of the toxin are wrecking his body. Next, his body will gradually shrink and he will become paralyzed. Now, his lower body is already paralyzed…”

As he spoke, Lion Head started shouting, “Heaven, why are you so cruel? Why must heroes land in such a pitiful state?”

Roly Poly was stunned when he heard the news, however, he was skeptical. “He is talking about Matcha? Why does it sound like the story of Zhang Wuji? It doesn’t match with Matcha at all.”

Roly Poly followed Uncle Egg and Lion Head to Matcha’s throne. From afar, he could see an orange cat lying on a massage chair. Around him were catmints, canned food, snacks, and toys.

Matcha lay on the bed comfortably and Diana fed him food. There were a dozen cats surrounding him.

Roly Poly walked over and heard them praising Matcha’s bravery.

“Brother Matcha, you are so daring. Last time I saw a car driving towards me and I was scared out of my wits.” Airplane, previously the Cat King of the South at Jianghai University, now he a royal cat guard said, “Brother Matcha, you saw ten Titans charge and you still stood in front of Zhao Yao to protect him. You are so courageous!”

Matcha shook his paws weakly and said while coughing. “Take it easy. Take it easy. These are basic operations. My power is Time Freeze after all. Even though I am weak now, if you guys team up, you will still be no match for me.”

Airplane shouted, “Time Freeze is so powerful!”

Lightning stretched his neck and joined in. “Time Freeze is good! Time Freeze is fabulous! Time Freeze is the best!”

When Roly Poly heard that, his face fell and felt very uncomfortable like he had just become heavier.

He looked at his fur fall and was even more depressed. “Jealousy makes my fur fall.”

Matcha saw Roly Poly and waved immediately. “Roly Poly, are you here to visit me too?”

Roly Poly’s gaze met Matcha’s and there seemed to be flames burning in the air. That moment, Roly Poly and Matcha viewed each other as a competitor.

“Yes, I am here to visit you.” Roly Poly limped up and sighed, “I never expected that while I broke a leg, you are paralyzed too.”

Catherine was shocked. “Roly Poly, when did you break a leg?”

“When I was dodging the hundreds of missiles. However, I was afraid that I would burden everyone, hence I kept quiet about it.” Roly Poly limped in front of Matcha and fell to the floor suddenly.

Lightning walked up in surprised and looked at Roly Poly. “Roly Poly, what happened to you?”

“I… I can’t feel my legs anymore.” Roly Poly shouted agitatedly. “What is going on? Why is it like this?” He tried several times to stand up, but fell to ground again and again.

Roly Poly yelled, “Ah! I can’t stand up anymore!”

When the surrounding cats saw this scene, they were all in agony. Lightning stopped Roly Poly and said, “Roly Poly, it’s okay. Don’t get agitated. Let’s look for Zhao Yao to bring you for a check up. Maybe it is just a small problem.”

Upon seeing that all the cat’s attention was on Roly Poly, Matcha let out a scream and pressed his paws against his tummy. “Ah! The toxin has entered my stomach! It’s so painful!”

When all the cats looked at Matcha, Roly Poly screamed too. He spat a ball of fur and shouted,” Oh no, the fighter jets were too tight on me and I ran too fast! I am having gastric pain again!”

Immediately, all the cats looked at Roly Poly again. Then, Matcha’s paws trembled and he shouted, “No… no, the toxin has entered my paws. I can feel it shrinking. It is out of control already. My injury is worse than Roly Poly’s.”

All the cats turned their attention to Matcha’s trembling paws.

At that moment, there was a loud crash and large amounts of gold fell onto an open space not far away. Then, the sky started raining gold, jewelry, diamonds and cash. All the cats were stunned.

Zhao Yao was eating the fortune in as he spoke, “Matcha, organize the things.”

Matcha hesitated but he was overwhelmed by the amount of wealth. He asked Zhao Yao privately, “I am pretending to be sick now, can you pretend to heal me?”

Phew!

A mouthful of saliva landed on Matcha’s head and Zhao Yao’s voice sounded again. “Hurry and do your job.”

In all the cat’s astonishment, Matcha exclaimed,”What a strong internal force!”

Then, he stood up and shouted in surprise. “The toxin in my body is gone! I can stand again!”

Elizabeth looked at him coldly and said, “Trash.”

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