"Stinky asshole, I still don't know what your name is."

Walking out of the small grove, Liu Qianhui's mood seemed to have improved a lot. Seeing the big city again, it felt like surviving a calamity.

"My name is Lin Hai, not stinky asshole, I smell good." Lin Hai replied, feeling helpless, getting threatened even after saving someone. How unlucky.

"Hmph, don't put on a look of someone who has been ravaged, this young miss couldn't care less about stowing away chaste beauties like you." Liu Qianhui brandished her tiny fist threateningly.

"What? Girls aren't supposed to 'stow away chaste beauties' (藏娇), are they?" Lin Hai blinked.

"Then what's that? Anyway, I'm not interested in you, just be at peace."

"Girls are supposed to stow away 'bananas' (藏蕉), you know, the banana kind of 'banana'." Lin Hai winked slyly.

Liu Qianhui was stunned and suddenly understood the underlying message of the stinky asshole's words. Then seeing him making gestures with his hands representing a certain length and thickness in front of her eyes, she instantly became so furious she was about to breathe fire.

"Why do you hide your weapon so secretly?"

Lin Hai asked again out of curiosity.

Although they didn't know each other well, Liu Qianhui's successive actions had shown her to be quite an extraordinary woman.

"Would it be stealthy if I hid it somewhere else? This is called an ace in the hole, nobody would believe that a girl would hide a hard and cold weapon in the crotch of her pants." Liu Qianhui said proudly, as if she found this method particularly clever.

Hearing this, Lin Hai nodded, pondering and muttering to himself: "Indeed very stiff, could it accidentally cause injury in some situations... This is a safety hazard worth deep thought."

Liu Qianhui's puzzled face turned more and more unpleasant, almost bursting with rage.

"Stinky asshole, it's you who would cause injury."

"I call that concealed. As the daughter of someone prominent in the worldly society, countless people want to kidnap me to threaten my father. I'm in danger at any time and place, so I must be strong. Facing all kinds of unseen conspiracies is like walking on thin ice. To others, it seems glamorous, but it's all just to survive."

"Forget it, it's pointless to talk about this with a commoner like you, you wouldn't really understand since you've never lived it."

Up to now, Liu Qianhui only appreciated Lin Hai's medical skills; beyond that, the stinky asshole seemed good for nothing.

"Shit, how would I not understand? Always on guard for an assassin's attempt on your life, even when seemingly happy drinking coffee, one must be highly vigilant and ready to enter combat mode. Over time, it becomes a conditioned reflex, and you get used to living like this, right?" Lin Hai retorted, unwilling to be belittled.

Surprise flashed in Liu Qianhui's eyes.

"Eh? How do you know all this? Could it be that you too are a person from an organization in the underworld?"

"Am I right or not?" Lin Hai smiled proudly.

Liu Qianhui nodded: "You did get pretty close."

"Heh heh, I'm impressive, aren't I?"

"How do you actually know this?" Liu Qianhui looked guarded.

"From watching movies, foreign blockbusters, a lot of them are like this. The main themes are underworld morality, money, luxury, beauties, battles, revenge, and then retiring after accomplishing great deeds, becoming the boss, and possibly getting killed by a subordinate later on, perpetuating a cycle of vengeance."

"Pfft!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Qianhui nearly spat blood and had a look of "I knew it'd be something like that."

"As expected, hmph, no point talking to a commoner like you."

"Eh? The shop in front isn't bad. Come on, let's go in and buy some BB cream."

Liu Qianhui eyed a shop not far away, her eyes gleaming with excitement.

"Huh? What?"

Lin Hai's eyes widened, this was the first time he had ever heard this name.

He couldn't help but wonder.

"Jeez, have girls these days gone to such extremes with makeup? Even... down there needs a beauty touch-up?"

Liu Qianhui, seeing the bewildered Lin Hai, felt an anger in her chest that couldn't find release — this guy was simply useless. Aside from his Medical Skill, he seemed to be a complete idiot.

"Dummy, why are you standing around in a daze? Come on."

"But, you're going to buy BB cream, is it appropriate for me to follow?"

Lin Hai showed an expression of "shyness" like no other.

"Buying BB cream, what are you fussing about?" Liu Qianhui felt that Lin Hai was very likely one of those naive virgin homebound doctor types, even shy about accompanying a girl to buy cosmetics — such a man was a total waste of air.

Yet Lin Hai was still hesitating, twisting and saying, "But, I'm afraid of being laughed at."

"Being laughed at for buying cosmetics, what the hell." Liu Qianhui was even more convinced that Lin Hai was a novice, and an extreme one at that.

"But... what you're buying is BB cream, right?"

"Yeah, BB cream, so what?"

"Isn't BB cream supposed to be applied to your little face?" Lin Hai asked with an extremely shy and twisting blink of his eyes.

Liu Qianhui's beautiful eyes also blinked in confusion, nodding her head: "Yeah, it's for smearing on my face."

"Not the face, the little face."

"Is there a difference?"

"Yes... I've heard that girls are particularly sensitive down there, cosmetics are chemical products after all. If you smear too much for the sake of beautifying, won't it easily cause inflammation?"

Lin Hai, fearing being misunderstood, hurriedly put forth a stance of earnest seriousness from a medical and health perspective.

"I've been applying it since I was twelve, and I haven't inflamed."

"Sh*t! You knew how to beautify... that area since you were twelve?" Lin Hai's eyes widened, truly befitting of a rich young lady, is this precocity not too much?

Liu Qianhui nodded again, carelessly saying: "Yeah, I was quite dark before, but after wearing makeup, my skin has become increasingly better, don't you think I'm very tender now?"

"Tender... sh*t!"

"Miss, let me clarify something seriously, when I was extracting toxins and treating your wound earlier, you were wearing underwear, I didn't see whether it was tender or not, I didn't see anything." Lin Hai hurried to correct with a wave of his hands.

Liu Qianhui was stunned, their conversation was completely off track.

Suddenly, she seemed to grasp something important, combining what Lin Hai had just said, her complexion became a bit unnatural, asking: "Do you know what makeup I want to buy?"

"BB cream?" Lin Hai quickly replied.

"Do you know where this thing is supposed to be smeared?" Liu Qianhui asked the key question.

Lin Hai nodded dryly, his hand moving somewhat unnaturally, slowly lowering it to point between her two legs clad in black silk leggings, almost in a voice only mosquitoes could hear: "Isn't it supposed to be this place?"

"Be clear!" Liu Qianhui's face became even uglier.

"BB cream."

"Sh*t, you scoundrel, I'm going to kill you." Liu Qianhui completely lost her temper, her little hand seemed ready to draw a weapon...

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