Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 537: Issues with the Marriage Certificate


Next to Ouyang Xiaoya's villa, in the small villa of Hua Hua.

"Damn!"

Lin Hai's eyes widened, his facial muscles twitched fiercely several times. Looking at the position of Hua Hua's chest, Lin Hai felt like vomiting blood. This is too much.

Queen Qi was also dumbfounded, staring fixedly at the position of Hua Hua's chest.

With a smug expression on her little face, Hua Hua boasted to Queen Qi and Lin Hai, "How about that? Isn't it cute? Your expressions look so surprised, hehe."

Lin Hai and Queen Qi felt like ten thousand alpacas were stampeding through their hearts.

The two couldn't help but exchange glances, their eyes conveying a similar sentiment.

"Is this sh*t really the legendary Hua Hua's 'mimi'?"

Queen Qi's face also turned red with embarrassment, wishing she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into, as she realized how improper her thoughts were just now.

"You see, the left one really is bigger than the right one," Hua Hua sighed helplessly, and added, "Why is there such a big size difference when they eat the same thing? Ah, I'm so troubled, what should I do in the future?"

"The right one is indeed a bit small…" Queen Qi muttered almost inaudibly.

Lin Hai also helplessly nodded; the right one was indeed a bit smaller.

"Meow~"

The two blue purebred German short-tail cats being held by Hua Hua at her chest position let out a cute meow, their little paws kneading back and forth.

"Stop talking about it!" Lin Hai covered his face, feeling utterly humiliated.

Now he finally understood what Hua Hua's so-called 'mimi' really were. They were two cats! Why did she have to talk about it in such an ambiguous way?

Just saying they were two cats would've been fine.

Caused both him and Queen Qi to think crookedly.

"Qi, look, my thoughts are actually quite pure, just like yours," Lin Hai shamelessly seized the opportunity to clear his own name.

Queen Qi spat lightly, her eyebrows moist and shy, unable to utter a word.

Outside the window of Hua Hua's villa, Ruoshuang sneaked back to her own villa, quickly ran to Ouyang Xiaoya's room, and told her cousin, "Cousin, it's confirmed, brother-in-law really did go to see Hua Hua and Sister Qi's 'mimi'."

Just now, Ouyang Xiaoya had actually been eavesdropping all along and heard Lin Hai was going to Hua Hua's villa to see her "mimi", which made her furious, but she was also afraid of misunderstanding, so she smartly sent Ruoshuang to secretly follow and listen.

"Exactly as I thought! That Beast, I'm definitely divorcing him!" Ouyang Xiaoya clenched the marriage certificate in her hand, gritting her teeth resolutely and determinedly.

"Cousin, I think I might have misspoken," Ruoshuang stuck out her little tongue.

"You're not wrong; the truth does not need to be concealed!" Ouyang Xiaoya said decisively.

"No, Cousin, Hua Hua's 'mimi' refers to two cats," Ruoshuang hurriedly explained.

"Hmph, I knew it, that Beast... I'm going to divorce him—what? You said they are two cats?" Ouyang Xiaoya, in mid-sentence, widened her beautiful eyes.

Ruoshuang helplessly nodded.

Ouyang Xiaoya obediently shut her mouth, looking like a child who had done something wrong.

"Alright, cousin, let me see the marriage certificate; I've never seen one before." Ruoshuang stared curiously at the red booklet tightly held in her cousin's hand.

Ruoshuang said this to divert Ouyang Xiaoya's attention.

At this moment, Ouyang Xiaoya felt a surge of guilt, having once again misunderstood Beast Lin.

Fortunately, she had been smart this time and didn't act rashly, otherwise, rushing over angrily only to find two cats might have really upset Lin Hai and left her feeling guilty.

Thinking of these, Ouyang Xiaoya patted her impressive chest in relief, took a deep breath, handed the red booklet to Ruoshuang, and muttered to herself, "Thank goodness I didn't act impulsively. I must always keep my wits about me, or it could harm both myself and others."

Ruoshuang joyfully took the red booklet, her eyes filled with intense curiosity. The item that excited every woman upon seeing it represented a sense of belonging and happiness for life. Although it wasn't yet time for her to marry, it didn't stop her from naively fantasizing a bit.

"Hehe, let's see what the wedding photo of my cousin and her husband looks like."

Opening the marriage certificate, Ruoshuang's eyelashes fluttered a bit as she stared attentively at the photo.

"Mr. Wang Ergou...?"

"Ms. Liu Sanga...?"

"What? Why are there photos of a fat man and a chubby woman with a face full of moles?"

Ruoshuang's eyes rolled around, but no matter how she looked, it just didn't match her sister and brother-in-law at all.

"Cousin, is this really your marriage certificate?" Ruoshuang lifted her head, asking confusedly.

"Why wouldn't it be? I only have this one marriage certificate." Ouyang Xiaoya was puzzled by her cousin's question. Why would she suddenly ask this?

"You take a look for yourself, cousin. I really can't understand how Wang Ergou could be your husband, and since when did you change your name to Liu Sanga? I think 'Lady Gaga' sounds better than that name."

Ouyang Xiaoya quickly opened the marriage certificate and gasped, her beautiful eyes filled with shock and confusion.

"Could it be, the marriage certificate was swapped by mistake?" Ruoshuang covered her small mouth and asked in astonishment.

Ouyang Xiaoya's expression was complex, her beautiful eyebrows nearly knotted together, her gorgeous eyes shimmering with contemplation, and she finally concluded that the marriage certificate was indeed collected wrongly!

"No way, I need to ask Beast Lin for clarification!" Ouyang Xiaoya said.

...Meanwhile, issues were still unfolding in the fancy villa.

"Uncle, why is the right one a bit smaller?" Flower naively asked.

"Uh, because your right 'mimi' didn't develop well," a certain Beast answered bluntly in a subtle way.

Queen Qi's pretty face turned red again, unable to refute Lin Hai's words, as indeed, the right side looked underdeveloped.

"Uncle, why didn't the right 'mimi' develop well?" Flower was like a walking "thousand whys", when suddenly footsteps were heard from outside.

Hearing the familiar footsteps, Lin Hai's entire body shuddered. Flower's voice was loud; it would certainly reach the ears of the newcomer, and he anticipated Mrs. Ouyang would be furious.

Indeed, the person who entered was Ouyang Xiaoya.

Seeing the grim expression on his wife's face, Lin Hai quickly stood up and took the initiative to explain, "Wife, about Flower's so-called 'mimi' development issue, it was referring to a small cat, I'm really not a beast, please you must stay rational, I..."

Lin Hai was so anxious that cold sweat dripped from his forehead, fearing that his wife would become furious again.

"I know, Beast Lin, just look at this first." Ouyang Xiaoya, remaining calm and not raging, placed the marriage certificate into Lin Hai's hands.

"Isn't this our marriage certificate?" Lin Hai was extremely puzzled, but still followed his wife's suggestion and opened the booklet.

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