"Xiao Yixuan? Who's that?" Lin Hai stroked his chin, pondering with a thoughtful look in his eyes, as if it sounded like a girl based on the name.
Ouyang Xiaoya wore a look of dismay, exasperatedly saying, "Is your brain always filled with all sorts of sleaziness? Can't you remember anything else besides sleazy thoughts?"
"I do remember, though. You like to wear deep black lacy underwear, or pink ones with heart patterns. At night, you like to ride things or hug a pillow, and you don't like eating thick sausages..."
"Stop it, just stop!" Ouyang Xiaoya quickly interjected, with a look of defeat.
It seems this guy could turn any topic towards indecent discussions effortlessly, as if he was naturally born that way. It's probably all the Talent Points were invested in sleaziness when he was born.
"Xiao Yixuan, this person has also done me a favor, and of course, I, Ouyang Xiaoya, should repay the kindness."
"Remember the last time I was framed and ended up in the detention?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked.
"Yeah, last time you were mistaken for a fallen woman and got caught in the detention, and a little gangster girl told me the news... Uh, now that I think about it, the name Xiao Yixuan does sound familiar."
As Lin Hai was talking, he suddenly had an epiphany.
Xiao Yixuan was that unrestrained little gangster girl, right? Last time she kept shouting about wanting to be mine and Yu Tianlin's mistress, and almost stripped right there in the car.
"I hope we never bring up the fallen woman incident ever again!" Ouyang Xiaoya said with an icy look.
Lin Hai awkwardly shut his mouth, thinking, you're the one who brought it up, and now you're blaming me. It's not like you really were a fallen woman. If the CEO were to be one, with those looks, she'd probably pack out an entire street for an Erotic massage.
"Alright, here's the keys to the Maybach, go pick her up," Ouyang Xiaoya said.
Lin Hai nodded his head, taking the car keys, understanding that Xiaoya planned to fulfill her promise to give the little gangster girl a chance at a normal life.
"Oh, didn't you find that Holy Blood last time? It's useless to keep for yourself, next time you see Martial God, give it to him. He's saved us many times," Ouyang Xiaoya reminded him.
Lin Hai nodded, smiling as he replied, "Got it."
He felt deeply moved inside. Although the CEO looked cold as ice, she was actually a person who knew how to return kindness—just bad at expressing it because of her sharp tongue and soft heart.
Just as Lin Hai reached the office door, Ouyang Xiaoya seemed to remember something and asked, "Oh, one more thing."
"What is it?" Lin Hai paused.
"Murong Xue said 12 centimeters was too long, it hurts too much, what do you think?" Ouyang Xiaoya asked.
"What?"
Lin Hai's eyes widened, his mouth open enough to fit a basketball.
Why would the CEO suddenly ask such a risqué question?
12 centimeters too long? Too painful? Sh*t, has Murong Xue already had her first time broken?
"Later I recommended her to try 8 centimeters, but she still found it very painful and couldn't bear it." Ouyang Xiaoya said in a helpless tone.
At that point, Lin Hai was completely petrified, his mind filled with 12 centimeters and 8 centimeters. What was the CEO talking about? Could it be some private secret among women? Could it be... He couldn't help but think of a tool commonly seen in Japanese adult films.
"Ah, I really don't understand girls these days. Never mind, you wouldn't understand anyway." Ouyang Xiaoya waved her hand, impatiently dismissing him.
But Lin Hai didn't leave. Hesitating, he finally spoke, "CEO, I understand, I really do. I have a lot of insight and experience with this stuff."
Ouyang Xiaoya's eyes widened in surprise, "You really understand?"
"I understand, I completely understand." Lin Hai nodded frantically.
"But why do some girls feel even 5 centimeters is unbearable? Murong Xue said her sister can't bear 5 centimeters. I think 5 centimeters is like nothing." Ouyang Xiaoya said again.
Lin Hai wanted to kneel before the CEO at that moment, suddenly filled with a searing desire to bang his head against the wall as he cried inwardly in agony, "Sh*t, you're obviously a virgin, how could you have experienced 5 centimeters? Could it be that you've cheated on me?"
"But, sh*t, cheating and you choose someone weak? 5 centimeters, what is that? An undeveloped child?"
Lin Hai clenched his teeth, a fierce internal conflict brewing in his mind. If Xiaoya was really fooling around outside, wouldn't that mean divorce?
"What's with the CEO today?"
"How can she calmly discuss such a heavy topic with me? Is she planning to confront me?"
"They say women are unfathomable, half rational and half emotional. Could the CEO have made a huge mistake in a moment of confusion, messed up by this 5-centimeter asshole?"
Lin Hai was even prepared after clarifying to ask Judge to carry out a thorough investigation and then beat that 5-centimeter asshole to death.
"No, I can't just ask directly. I need a more subtle approach, after all, she's been my wife even if she cheated, I still need to consider her dignity." Lin Hai made a decision in his heart and opted for a more tactful inquiry.
Ouyang Xiaoya, looking puzzled at Lin Hai, wondered inwardly, "Why is Beast Lin's reaction so intense?"
Lin Hai took a deep breath, squinting his eyes slightly, and asked seriously, "CEO, I wonder what's the maximum you like in centimeters?"
Ouyang Xiaoya lifted her cute little head, thought about it, and said, "It depends on the situation. If it's at home, I think any size is fine."
She paused, then added, "If it's outside, especially in public, I think the bigger the better, but my body probably can only handle up to 20 centimeters."
Lin Hai's eyes nearly popped out.
This, dividing between home and outside?
And, in public places?! Sh*t, that's too much, not only does cheating not count, discussing it openly I could overlook, but in public places is also too... Despite Lin Hai's past experiences in the world of flirting, he couldn't accept this level of vulgarity.
"CEO, you... 20 centimeters? How do you know your limits?" Lin Hai asked, holding back his anger.
Ouyang Xiaoya, oblivious to the change in Lin Hai's expression, said without hesitation, "I used to often experience 20 centimeters in public places, and men really liked watching me."
"Sh*t, have you ever considered self-respect? Still in public places with 20 centimeters? And men especially like watching you? Nonsense, of course, men like watching you, but can you handle 20 centimeters? Even Bitch Li, who's probably overused, can't handle it."
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