Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 493: Coquettish Women Have the Best Fortune


"Piaopiao, remember to call me when you catch that guy; let's show him what the Double Queens of Huadu Police are made of, those scummy men who'd even cheat a beauty out of her taxi fare!"

"Sure, I'll torture him to death," Liu Piaopiao clenched her tiny fist, a sharp glint in her eyes.

"Right, remember, Weiwei, a coquettish woman lives the best life. Bring out the gentle and graceful side of a woman, be elegant and poised; make your boyfriend so enchanted he'd wish to drink the water you used to wash your feet."

After a pause, Liu Piaopiao exaggerated further: "We women must never allow ourselves to be like smoke, used by men and then casually thrown away after they're done. We must live like drugs—either untouchable or indispensable!"

Queen Qi nodded thoughtfully, as if enlightened.

At the supermarket, she bought lots of small fruits and snacks. After thinking it over, Queen Qi also bought some jelly, as women eating jelly supposedly tantalize with their little tongues, easily accelerating a man's hormone production and then leading to a wonderful sensation of falling in love.

Besides these, Queen Qi went home to dress up, swapping her usual sharp professional outfit for a trendy and gentle beauty look, wearing the most fashionable cheongsam and high heels as she returned to the villa.

"I still need to find a way to observe Lin Hai from every angle. I can't let any clues slip by and must see if he is King Yan."

After Queen Qi returned to the villa, she found the living room empty, and Ouyang Xiaoya's whereabouts unknown.

"Eh? Where has everyone gone?"

Involuntarily, Queen Qi pulled out her phone and dialed Lin Hai's number.

Immediately, a brilliant ringtone emanated from the bathroom.

"Hello? Qi, what's up?" Lin Hai's voice carried a mix of confusion and immense nervousness.

"Oh, where are you? Why is there no one at home?"

"Xiaoya had a sudden meeting at work, so she went to a late session. I played hooky and stayed at home. Just squatting on the john here," Lin Hai answered truthfully.

"Okay, got it." Queen Qi decisively and sharply hung up the phone.

Inside the bathroom, Lin Hai continued to puff on his cigarette, puzzled. Barely had he dropped his pants when Queen Qi called, didn't explain anything after a couple of questions and then hung up. What was she up to?

Suddenly, the bathroom doorknob started making a clicking noise as it turned.

Lin Hai immediately went on alert and cautiously asked, "Who's there?"

"It's me, Weiwei," Queen Qi's voice came from outside the door.

"Nani? Qi, I'm using the toilet, and the door's locked from inside," Lin Hai hurriedly explained.

The doorknob still made clicking sounds.

"Dammit, the door really is locked. Let me finish and I'll come out right away," Lin Hai had already seen how persistent Queen Qi could be—her forceful attempts seemed set on breaking the doorknob.

Outside, Queen Qi furrowed her brows and suddenly remembered that she had learned lock-picking as part of her special skills training back at the police force...

Then, Qi Weiwei took a small hairpin off her head, reshaped it into a hook, and began picking the lock.

Lin Hai, hearing no movement outside, breathed a sigh of relief. But suddenly, the doorknob made clicking sounds again.

Before Lin Hai could react, the doorknob suddenly twisted, and the bathroom door swung open.

"Fuck!"

Inside the bathroom, Lin Hai was holding a cigarette in one hand and a newspaper in the other, with his pants around his ankles. He stared in surprise at the alluring Queen Qi stepping into the room, her long, enticing pale legs emerging from under her cheongsam as she walked in high heels, with red nail polish on her toenails visible.

"What are you trying to do!"

"Qi, restrain yourself, don't be impulsive!"

Lin Hai hurriedly tossed the cigarette butt away and clumsily covered his legs with the newspaper, looking as nervous as a terrified little chick.

"Oh, sorry, Linlin, I just wanted to see you so badly, mama, don't mind me, I'm just curious to take a look at you." Queen Qi hadn't completely barged into the bathroom but stepped in halfway, with the other half of her body still outside. She was peering around with a whiny and coquettish tone.

Hearing this kind of coquettish, whiny voice, combined with Queen's flirtatious winks that seemed more threatening than seductive, Lin Hai felt his scalp tingle and was on the verge of tears.

"I'm using the toilet; can you go out?" Lin Hai said exasperatedly.

"Don't be like that; I love watching you. Not seeing you for a minute feels like an eternity."

"But I'm using the toilet, Queen, please spare me." Lin Hai didn't dare to stand up to pull his pants up and could only maintain his current pose, completely stiff.

"I know, you're using the toilet, and I'm being very good, I promise not to disturb you, I just want to look. Watching my beloved boyfriend, Yama Lord, is so enchanting even when he's on the toilet." Queen Qi felt a bit disgusted by her own words but recalling Liu Piaopiao's "experienced advice," the coquettish woman has the best fate, so she must be coquettish and whiny to the point where the man can't resist, that would mean success.

Following the guide to seducing men, Queen Qi thought it was necessary to suppress various negative emotions and show her most whiny side, determined to enchant Beast Lin.

Having said that, Queen Qi also lifted her delicate hand, seductively pinching her fingers together, and gave Lin Hai a powerfully flirtatious wink.

Seeing Queen Qi's actions, Lin Hai panicked like a little rabbit, repeatedly asking, "What, what are you going to do!"

He was afraid that this impulsive hot girl, Queen Qi, would do something crazy, especially since he was using the toilet, with nothing at all to cover him - the newspaper was utterly unreliable. In Queen Qi's frantic state, it was sure to be torn to shreds in seconds.

"Huh? Why is Beast Lin not reacting at all? Could it be that my technique is not fiery enough?" Confusion showed in Queen Qi's beautiful eyes.

"Please, just let me have a peaceful toilet break." Lin Hai pleaded pitifully.

A flicker of pity crossed Queen Qi's eyes, thinking that a woman who makes a man uncomfortable could cause displeasure, so she kindly said, "My dear Emperor Lin, then your concubine will take her leave first, you take your time in your imperial toilet."

Having said that, she delicately tiptoed back out and gently closed the door behind her.

Going to the bathroom and encountering such a situation, Lin Hai was also bewildered.

Half an hour later, still shaking from the unsettling experience, he walked out of the bathroom, only to freeze in shock as he reached the bed.

At that moment, Queen Qi had changed her cheongsam into a little nurse outfit for some unknown reason.

"You..."

"Linlin, do you think I'm pretty? I want to have a lollipop." Having said that, Queen Qi flirtatiously glanced at a particular spot on Lin Hai.

"God damn it." Lin Hai slapped his forehead, completely speechless.

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