Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 200: The Beauty School Flower Terminator


The next morning, Lin Hai yawned, woken up by Ruoshuang.

Lin Hai's first action upon getting up was to lift the quilt and check.

The spatula mark had not faded yet.

"Ah, it looks like I need to find Bilina for treatment," Lin Hai sighed helplessly, since the injury in the lower abdomen was crucial and had to be well taken care of.

Nowadays, Bilina really enjoyed living in Huadu, temporarily staying with Po Jun and the others.

Moreover, Bilina was actually very skilled in the Disguise Technique, having transformed herself into the face of an Eastern woman.

Thinking of the miraculous treatment last time, he was still looking forward to Dr. Bilina's performance.

"So early, young lady?" Lin Hai rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"It's not early, Beast brother-in-law, last night cousin agreed and even gave me 20,000 yuan to find a personal bodyguard," the young girl seemed to have forgotten yesterday's displeasure.

"Oh, so you plan to hire me as your personal bodyguard?" Lin Hai asked.

"Psh, brother-in-law, I'm afraid you'll get killed by bad guys, let's forget it. You're more suitable as a driver, cousin said your driving skills are passable," Ruoshuang smirked cunningly.

"Come on, brother-in-law, drive quickly and take me to school, I'm going to be late."

"Oh," Lin Hai sadly got dressed and went downstairs to drive.

Driving the Maybach, Lin Hai yawned repeatedly.

"Brother-in-law, be careful when you drive," Ruoshuang muttered dissatisfied, obviously holding a grudge about Lin Hai swindling her out of 70,000 yuan.

"By the way, didn't Teacher Nangong forget other issues during the home visit yesterday?" Lin Hai couldn't believe the young girl paid 70,000 yuan just out of pity for his poverty.

The little girl really stopped complaining, somewhat hesitant.

"Come on, brother-in-law and you are in this together now," Lin Hai sighed.

"Alas, some time ago, a student from Japan tried to bully me, and I accidentally hurt his part with a baseball bat, he's still in the hospital, it seems I almost burst it."

Ruoshuang finished, showing an embarrassed and shy expression.

Lin Hai felt inexplicably chilled.

This young girl was simply an Egg Terminator, no wonder when she nearly killed him with a spatula she seemed experienced, as she had prior incidents.

"The school was originally going to discipline me, but Teacher Nangong firmly took the blame. However, the teacher said it was necessary to meet the parents, I panicked and that's how you scammed 70,000 yuan from me."

The young lady finally revealed the reason.

"I think, the name Ruoshuang doesn't sound nice," Lin Hai stroked his chin.

"Oh? I also think, Ruoshuang sounds cold, it doesn't suit my cute and adorable image at all," the young girl said.

"I think, calling you Egg Terminator fits your actions better," Lin Hai blurted out.

The young girl was almost driven mad!

As they were nearing the school entrance, Lin Hai saw about a dozen foreign youths.

"Are these students with multicolored hair and piercings in their ears and mouths your school's foreign students?" Lin Hai asked dubiously, not too fond of these flashy foreigners.

"Uh-huh, they're the foreign bullies in school, the leader, that white guy named Tom, uses his foreign traits to deceive many girls," Ruoshuang explained.

"You weren't deceived by a foreigner, were you?" Lin Hai blinked.

The young girl disdainfully said, "Hmph, the school beauty won't fall for foreigners so easily. My future boyfriend must be a real man, and importantly, a man from Huaxia."

"Just because of what you said, your brother-in-law is willing to pick you up and drop you off every day."

Lin Hai meant every word. Now, many girls get overly excited whenever they see a foreigner, unable to even walk straight, their eyes gleaming with infatuation as if they particularly adore these imported creatures.

"Alas, there are quite a few girls nowadays who are overly fascinated with all things foreign." Lin Hai sighed deeply.

"That's true. Many people think they're being fashionable and globally connected by showing special preference for foreigners. But, foreigners are humans too; they have flesh and blood, and their own selfish and ugly sides," the girl analyzed calmly.

Lin Hai nodded, muttering to himself, "Actually, foreigners do tend to be physically stronger, which is an advantage that can't be denied. Of course, when compared to my strengths, their advantage turns into a disadvantage."

The girl burst into laughter at Lin Hai's melancholic tone.

"Brother-in-law, I must say, when I was using the spatula yesterday, I thought to myself that your abs are truly solid. Not to mention Caucasians, even those Black men might not stand a chance against you."

The girl thought for a moment, and indeed, her brother-in-law's abdomen really did sport eight-pack abs, making even the spatula no match for him.

"What, you're underestimating your brother-in-law? Not only am I all muscle, but I also know all sorts of Ancient Martial Arts techniques. They're dazzling enough to make your head spin without any repeats for an hour."

Lin Hai laughed along too, even giving a cheeky wink.

"Really? Brother-in-law, I'm really looking forward to seeing you have a good spar with the Taekwondo folks at our school." The girl seemed to revel in the chaos.

Ding-dong.

The sound of someone knocking on the car roof broke the pleasant atmosphere.

Lin Hai looked out from the car and saw the group of mixed-race international students who were circling the Maybach, occasionally touching here and knocking there.

"Such a lack of manners, these tricks are only good for deceiving naive little girls," Lin Hai sighed, getting out of the car.

The group of international students restrained themselves a bit when they saw the car owner step out.

However, when they saw Lin Hai in his security guard uniform, confusion flashed in their eyes, followed by a surprised, "what?"

"What? I wish you flunk your exams and return miserably to your country."

Lin Hai mixed Chinese and English, reciting it in an extremely fast manner.

The group of foreign students were stunned, none of them understanding what Lin Hai was saying.

"You-are-saying-what?" The foreign student named Tom curiously asked in a tongue-tied Chinese.

"Didn't understand?" Lin Hai smacked his lips, asking.

Tom nodded blankly, along with the others, puzzled.

"I spoke in the dialect of the United Arab Emirates, of course, you wouldn't understand. Even as a university student, you're not as cultured as a security guard like me," Lin Hai muttered.

"Dialect of the United Arab Emirates? What is that even?" Tom was utterly confused.

"It means you are very handsome," Lin Hai fibbed.

"Thank you, my Huaxia pal," Tom replied with a gentlemanly smile.

However, when Ouyang Ruoshuang got out of the car, Tom's gaze completely changed, filled with greed as he ogled Ruoshuang's graceful figure.

"Miss Ruoshuang, we meet again, is this your car? It is absolutely superb, excellent."

Lin Hai felt that listening to Tom speaking Chinese was almost torture to his ears.

Ruoshuang glanced coldly at Tom, not intending to engage with this group of foreigners even though Tom and his group appeared quite friendly—they had deceived countless girls at school.

Seeing Ruoshuang ignoring him and about to leave, Tom hastily moved to grab her.

Just in time, Lin Hai extended his arm to block Tom.

"Little driver, what are you doing?" Tom frowned, glaring at the smiling Lin Hai.

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