"Teacher Nangong, can you drop the utterly shocked expression, please?" Lin Hai said indifferently.
Nangong Wuyue rolled her eyes, feeling utterly shocked inside. How can someone be so shameless? This guy is clearly bragging.
The two great ice queens of Huadu, both his wives? How is that possible? He must be boasting.
Nangong Wuyue looked down on Lin Hai with utter disdain, sighing to herself that this guy must be living at the bottom of society, never having touched a woman, which is why he is gradually lost in his fantasies, unable to distinguish them from reality.
Nangong Wuyue looked at Lin Hai with a mixture of sadness and pity.
Lin Hai felt creeped out by that look.
"Forget it, I won't stoop to your level." Nangong Wuyue sighed inwardly, thinking Lin Hai was a pitiable person whose brain had gone bad because of his physical needs, and she couldn't be bothered to argue with him too much.
Lin Hai smacked his lips, not quite understanding why Nangong Wuyue had suddenly changed her opinion, and could only secretly sigh that women are indeed fickle and emotional creatures, as elusive as a needle in the sea.
Upon arriving at the entrance of a lingerie store, Lin Hai stopped the car and said to Nangong Wuyue, "Wait here, I'll go buy you that bra, and then you can continue your outing with your classmates."
Nangong Wuyue rolled her eyes at Lin Hai. Could this guy be any more direct?
Lin Hai didn't care what she thought and approached the lingerie store.
"Hello, miss," the sales clerk greeted someone walking in, only to stop mid-sentence upon seeing Lin Hai's face clearly.
"Cough cough, what are you looking at? Can't a man buy something?" Lin Hai asked coolly.
Instantly, the female shoppers in the lingerie store cast disdainful and contemptuous glances at him.
One female customer scornfully said, "Sir, this is a lingerie store, you know? We don't have 3D here!"
It had to be said that this female customer had a very sharp tongue. At her words, all the female shoppers in the store burst into laughter, casting curious glances at Lin Hai's slightly muscular chest.
Lin Hai sneered and said sarcastically to the woman, "You're the 3D one, what I'm buying is 36D!"
The sales clerk couldn't stand it anymore, coughing slightly before coldly asking Lin Hai, "Sir, what size do you need?"
"Uh... I need a 36D," Lin Hai touched his head awkwardly, not expecting his casual joke to draw unanimous disdain from all the female compatriots in the store. Even with his thick skin, he felt his face getting hot.
The sales clerk looked at Lin Hai with shock.
The other female customers also turned their heads again to focus their attention on Lin Hai.
Is this guy sick? Or just showing off? 36D? How huge is that?
"Cough cough, what are you looking at? I'm buying a bra for my wife, is there a problem?" Lin Hai brazenly argued.
The female customers in the store all gave Lin Hai a disdainful look, but deep down they all felt very envious and jealous. 36D, that's not exactly sparing the country's fabric.
"Keep pretending. Do you think you're raising a dairy cow?" The female customer who had been mocked by Lin Hai was very vindictive, spitefully accusing him.
Lin Hai sneered, "Beauty, I can tell your blood and energy are imbalanced, your Yin-Yang is out of harmony, probably due to a long time without a harmonious life. In reality, you're just padding your bra, at most a 30A, no difference from a flat chest."
The female customer was instantly enraged, wishing she could tear Lin Hai limb from limb.
"Cough cough." Lin Hai coughed nonchalantly and continued to counter: "Your muscles are flabby, I'm not wrong, am I?"
The female customer, around thirty-seven or thirty-eight years old, suddenly turned pale with rage, glaring furiously at Lin Hai.
"Sir, may I ask what price range you are looking for?" The saleswoman, seeing the tension between the two, hurriedly tried to change the subject.
"Which is the cheapest?" Lin Hai asked.
"This one is the cheapest." The saleswoman picked one and presented it to Lin Hai, adding, "It's only 38 yuan."
"Oh, then I'll take this one." Lin Hai fished around in his pocket for a while and pulled out a crumpled fifty-yuan note.
The female customer, who had been mocked by Lin Hai, huffed disdainfully: "Pauper."
Lin Hai simply smiled, took his change, grabbed the clothes, and swaggered out of the lingerie store.
Outside, the weather seemed a bit hot. Lin Hai thought about it; since he had teased Nangong Wuyue, he decided to buy some water to please her, to smooth things over.
Soon, holding a cup of milk tea and his purchase, Lin Hai walked back.
At that moment, the same female customer from the lingerie store, who had exchanged sarcastic barbs with Lin Hai, also walked out and immediately recognized him.
"Yo, pauper, you still have money for milk tea? Is it for your household's 36D cow?" sneered the middle-aged woman.
Lin Hai chuckled, leaned in close to the middle-aged woman's ear: "Auntie, at least I have milk to drink, unlike you, troubling people by day, and troubled by your heart at night."
"You!" The middle-aged woman's face turned a livid shade of blue.
Lin Hai smirked and, not wanting to argue further, prepared to leave.
The middle-aged woman, biting her lip and seething with anger, walked over to an Audi A4 parked behind a Maybach, and with contempt said to Lin Hai: "Pauper, I have a car and can easily pick up a gigolo. But as for you, don't end up frustrated every day."
Lin Hai said nothing and walked over to the Maybach, nonchalantly patted the car door under the derisive gaze of the middle-aged woman.
"Please, who are you kidding? You think you, in a security guard uniform, can afford a Maybach? Trying to fool me with such petty tricks?" the middle-aged woman scoffed sarcastically at Lin Hai.
The passenger window of the Maybach rolled down, and Nangong Wuyue quickly stretched out her hand, snatching the bra Lin Hai was carrying into the car and swiftly put it on.
Lin Hai went straight to the driver's seat, opened the door, and got in under the scornful eyes of the middle-aged woman. Then, the Maybach started up.
The middle-aged woman stood dumbfounded beside her Audi A4, her previously scornful expression turning to one of disbelief as she stared at the departing Maybach and Lin Hai.
"That's impossible!" she exclaimed in shock.
Lin Hai sat in the car and chuckled, started the engine gently, and made an exquisite reverse turn that splashed a puddle of water perfectly angled at the middle-aged woman.
Instantly, the immaculately dressed middle-aged woman was drenched like a drowned rat.
As Lin Hai pressed the brakes and revved the Maybach's engine, it buzzed, and the exhaust fumes directly hit the face of the middle-aged woman, who was staring with eyes wide and mouth agape.
A burst of exhaust entered her mouth and nostrils, nearly making her cough out Tears, her appearance instantly becoming utterly disheveled.
Lin Hai glanced at the rearview mirror and sneered: "Despise the poor, you deserve it!"
With that, the Maybach zoomed off, leaving behind the middle-aged woman, utterly discomfited, screaming in fury and flailing wildly on the spot.
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