The Discarded, Half-Eaten Apple Core New Life. An OP Dungeon Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG.
The Discarded, Half-Eaten Apple Core New Life. An OP Dungeon Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG.
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SUMMARY
The world ended. Bam! The Apocalypse opened the gates of Hell, demons killed everyone. Including me. But I got a second chance of life. Though it was as an apple. Which was eaten by a starving survivor, not that I fault them. But to toss my half-eaten core into a landfill?
To add insult to injury, an earthquake brought the landfill and everything in it a mile underneath the earth. I guess I'm not in uncharted waters, because good luck finding any nearby.
Not that it would matter. I am pretty sure the apple I was reincarnated as was a GMO hybrid whose potential to germinate was as stunted as the empathy of a corporation CEO. So there's that. Also, no sunlight.
** DING **
SYSTEM INITIATION!
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Chapter list
- Reincarnated as an APPLE CORE. How could anyone get THAT wrong?
- This Dungeon is Garbage!
- Radio Shank Versus Nickel Mice.
- All that the Landfill touches is your Domain!
- You Son of a B**** I'm in.
- Rest In Peace Ms. Josselyn. You'll be forever remembered.
- Getting a Kid Sick was the Answer after all.
- When your kill starts kill stealing steal the kill from the kill stealing kill.
- That's a Bad Bet.
- NOT A CHAPTER: The Errata your Fiction Wished you Smelled like
- Oh so that's why they're called Splinter and Shredder.
- Physics-chan has left the room
- Abandon all hope ye who enters here.
- They won't ever stop tossing people in here will they? Wait its that the Dungeon Devotee by Nixia?
- Yup just as expected.
- Yes it is that dragon.
- Savanna Prairie JQuery Grasslands and Hidden Tigers.
- The Lion Mourns Tonight.
- This Chapter was brought to you by Michael Bay (no not really).
- Pseudo-Interlude: The Weight of Rarity.
- What the... is this now a 4x GameLit story?
- Nowadays cultivating trees is all the rage.
- In Soviet Russia Money Chases You.
- Infinite Monkeys Bending Reality
- Operation Blackjack Six.
- Musical Interlude: Chat GPT what have you done!
- If our Pains never Return!
- The Little Artillery that Could!
- SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!
- Blimey it seems that they REALLY like to cultivate trees!
- Maim one Get one free.
- Only my Railgun can make Skyrim Memes.
- Living here in Jersey (not really Jersey) Fighting Monsters from Beyond. Chicks dig...
- Go Go Ranger Ork. Only you can get a-Head!
- Everybody is Gangsta Until the Engines Jam.
- The Ballet of Steel and Blood
- All the Dank Memes
- NaC: Sub-Class brainstorm ideas.
- Guardians of the Sacred Tree.
- ZURGH RASH!
- Welcome you Summoner's Bitches.
- You are a Ranger-Wizard Harry
- On Cloud Computing and Thrown Gauntlets
- Hugging Momma Bricks Windows!
- Episode IV: A new Dope
- Episode V: The Whale Strikes Back
- Episode VI: Return of the Fly (why the heck is it "return" when they just arrived?)
- Meditate on this Zen Koan: "If you find the Buddha on the road kill him."
- That's some Dumb Stuff Larry.
- In Soviet Russia's 4th of July Fireworks Shoot You!