The Investiture: Unlimited Blade Works Nezha

Chapter 450: Wukong: If the Divine Iron Doesn't Fall I Won't Fall!


Already getting carried away with the drinking, Sun Wukong was bursting with the urge to perform and couldn't refuse a leap to the center to start shadowboxing. The other demons played along enthusiastically, though the Peng Demon King was utterly speechless. Dude, you're supposed to perform, and you start shadowboxing? What's so fun about that?

Sun Wukong didn't care about that. Despite mastering Divine Skills, he still liked hand-to-hand combat the best.

He did a couple of boxing sets and then stopped.

"Not fun at all, no weapons either!"

On the other side, the Monkey King, who also had too much to drink, quickly said, "Quick, quick, quick! Bring my weapon for my dear brother!"

Soon enough, two little monsters under the Monkey King's command brought over a Big Chopper and presented it to Sun Wukong. The Monkey King wasn't exactly a wealthy demon, cultivating in a makeshift way, so what kind of treasures could he have?

This Big Chopper looked mighty but was just a piece of mortal iron.

Sun Wukong took the Big Chopper and started to brandish it, but with a little force, he snapped it in two. This really pained the Monkey King, but he had to maintain a smile to save face.

"Not fun, not fun, too light!"

Returning to his seat, Sun Wukong grumbled, prompting roaring laughter from the others. Nezha, eyeing the still chuckling Shituo King, then asked, "Old Seven, can you dive into that water?"

Sun Wukong immediately showed off his abilities, saying he could go anywhere, heaven or earth.

Nezha promptly said, "Then you might as well make a trip to the East Sea. I heard the Dragon Palace is magnificent and full of treasures. Why don't you go borrow a suitable weapon?"

Sun Wukong's eyes sparkled as he remembered what his senior brother had once said: The East Sea is rich, just claim to be an old neighbor to get some benefits!

The Shituo King, who was watching the fun, suddenly stopped laughing. Come on, guys, you're just drinking; there's no need to go after my Dragon Clan's treasures. And when you say borrow, do you even know how to return it?

Nezha didn't care how the Shituo King felt. He genuinely looked like a caring elder brother and turned to ask, "Old Four, don't you think so?"

The Shituo King, while feeling frustrated inside, had to keep smiling on the surface.

"Yes, yes, big brother is right!"

Nezha, feeling fully satisfied, said, "Look, even the fifth prince of the Dragon Clan agrees. Why don't you go get a loan?"

Sun Wukong clearly took this to heart. After a bunch of demons had their fun and everyone returned home, Sun Wukong couldn't sit still anymore and called for Ma General and Rice Debiao.

"Do the two elders know anything about the East Sea?"

The wealth of the East Sea was evidently well-known, as even the two old monkeys were aware of it. By this point, Sun Wukong stopped hesitating and prepared to go to the Dragon Palace to borrow a treasure and find a suitable weapon.

Following the route given by Rice Debiao, he passed the waterfall at Huaguo Mountain and made his way to the Dragon Palace of the East Sea, where the Old Dragon King was entertaining Sun Wukong's good fourth brother, Shituo King Suan Ni.

Suan Ni was speechless to hear the monkey had arrived. He had only just left, and now here they were at the Dragon Palace. However, due to face, he didn't want to reveal his identity and hid away.

The Dragon Clan wasn't doing well right now. Ancestor Dragon Hall was all about keeping a low profile, and as for being borrowed from the Four Seas Dragon Palaces? If it's borrowed, it's borrowed, not like it's their own anyway.

The East Sea Dragon King, under constant pressure from the Jade Emperor, was living miserably and dared not offend anyone. He had previously learned from Suan Ni that this Shi Hou was not simple, so the Old Dragon King still welcomed Sun Wukong.

However, the moment Sun Wukong opened his mouth, the Old Dragon King was sure this Shi Hou was indeed not simple.

What was the first thing Sun Wukong said?

Upon seeing the Old Dragon King, he opened his mouth and said, "Old neighbor, I've missed you to death!"

This successfully triggered the code. The Four Seas Dragon Clan had frequently been taken advantage of by a certain Emperor Ziwei under the guise of being an "old neighbor," and now they're all on edge from these words!

Banquet, banquet!

Unaware that he was benefiting from someone else's reputation, Sun Wukong just felt the Old Dragon King was hospitable and generous, truly a fine dragon! However, as a monkey, he wasn't particularly interested in seafood and bivalve girls.

After eating for a while, seeing that Shi Hou wasn't really focused, the Old Dragon King asked, "Immortal, what business brings you to my Dragon Palace of the East Sea?"

Sun Wukong perked up instantly.

"Hehe, they say your Dragon Palace is rich in the Four Seas. Having returned from learning skills, I'm in need of a suitable weapon, so I've come to ask you."

The Old Dragon King looked at the shabby-looking Shi Hou and guessed he'd be easy to deal with, so he said, "No problem, no problem."

With that, he instructed a big armored catfish to go fetch it, and soon enough, the big catfish brought over a Big Shield Knife. Upon seeing it, Sun Wukong was reminded of the Monkey King's Big Blade and quickly shook his head.

"I'm not good with knives, switch it, switch it."

The Dragon King, helpless, then had a big yellow eel along with the big catfish carry out a Nine-tined Fork. The Dragon King wasn't trying to shortchange Sun Wukong, as the fork weighed 3,600 catties and was quite a weapon for most Earth Immortals and Heavenly Immortals.

Unfortunately, Sun Wukong wasn't ordinary. He hopped up to try it out and declared, "Too light, too light, give me something heavier."

This time, the Dragon King sent someone to fetch another weapon, and after a while, several Sea Clan members carried out a Fangtian Halberd.

"This Fangtian Halberd weighs 7,200 catties. If it's still light, I kindly ask the Immortal to seek treasures elsewhere!"

Sun Wukong didn't care, picking up the Fangtian Halberd, only to find it still too light. Three tries were enough. The Old Dragon King had already prepared a banquet and found three weapons for Sun Wukong on his first visit, giving him plenty of face.

He could only appease him by saying, "Old neighbor, try again. With all the wealth in your Dragon Palace, surely one suitable weapon can't be missing, right?"

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