Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
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Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
SUMMARY
He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge rock collector, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history.
Which makes it all the more confusing when an ancient magical relic suddenly wakes up after forty-seven years of silence, launches itself across a holy sanctum, and crashes into his face.
Now bonded to a forgotten epochal calibration system buried beneath layers of ritual and myth, Fabrisse gains access to the PRAXIS NODE, a long-dormant, possibly AI-driven interface that delivers cryptic quests, sarcastic prompts, and calibration objectives measured in light-years. He has a Legacy Token, no combat thresholds, and a growing collection of useless rocks the system insists are ‘historically significant.’
He’s also the only one who can see any of it. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 92: Yeah but the +2 RES though
- Chapter 93: You may applaud now
- Chapter 94: Is that a Silico-Dormant Obscura Grade Theta?
- Chapter 95: Impressively Not First
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #4
- Chapter 96: You’re going to make Fabrisse blush
- Chapter 97: I have done some digging into your personal life
- Chapter 98: Third Arm of the Beaver
- Chapter 99: Come out and fight fair!
- Chapter 100: She’d lost a pen trying to fight off the void while he’d lost nothing
- Chapter 101: “It’s showtime”
- Chapter 102: She should’ve been called Celine Duckling
- Chapter 103: The butler for the butler
- Chapter 104: No man will ever reduce me to a giggling mess with just a smolder and a jawline
- Chapter 105: You guys could perspire together!
- Chapter 106: Can you stop casting spells on me . . .
- Chapter 107.1: Don’t flake on me Mister ‘I Forgot’
- Chapter 107.2: You’re conspiring against me Eidralith by giving me this quest!
- Chapter 108: Try smashing rocks instead of studying them
- Chapter 109: Split her open and feast on her blood
- The Eidralith’s Note #1
- Chapter 110: I tortured you purely for your well-being
- Chapter 111: You don’t want a snobby nerd making a hobby out of you
- Chapter 112: Why did you name a male duck Mercy?
- Chapter 113: Like two snakes in a very petty argument over volume
- Chapter 114: Whoever that person was they were UGLY
- Chapter 115: I need to get within two meters of the fire!
- Chapter 116: Why does Ilya always have the most ridiculous spells?
- Chapter 55.2: The great bearer of the Eidralith in the noble pursuit of picking rocks (NEW CONTENT)
- Chapter 117: Initiating Forced Shutdown
- Chapter 55.3: Please don’t talk unless it’s something important like rocks
- Chapter 118: I will end you in five moves
- Chapter 119: So you have a problem with me specifically
- Chapter 120: Undead means he’s already dead
- Chapter 55.4: Earth Thaumaturgy really is redundant
- Chapter 121: He didn’t even know their gender
- Chapter 122: You’re the first boy I’ve met who could make limestone sound fascinating
- Chapter 55.6: Do you eat food?
- Chapter 55.7: That’s what happens when you don’t eat
- Chapter 123: Allegedly you slept with my daughter
- Chapter 124: Stone Silent
- Chapter 125: How about we happen to be on a date tonight at nine?
- Chapter 126: You can’t hoard my friends too
- Chapter 127: And maybe that weird boy needed a friend
- Chapter 128: You look so pretty
- Chapter 129: Mother! Sis brought home another rock nerd again!
- How To Train Your Dungeoneers
- Chapter 130: They have a JAR of Stupenstone?
- Chapter 131: Are you of age for work?
- Chapter 132: I am now an adequate spellcaster