Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
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Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
SUMMARY
He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge rock collector, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history.
Which makes it all the more confusing when an ancient magical relic suddenly wakes up after forty-seven years of silence, launches itself across a holy sanctum, and crashes into his face.
Now bonded to a forgotten epochal calibration system buried beneath layers of ritual and myth, Fabrisse gains access to the PRAXIS NODE, a long-dormant, possibly AI-driven interface that delivers cryptic quests, sarcastic prompts, and calibration objectives measured in light-years. He has a Legacy Token, no combat thresholds, and a growing collection of useless rocks the system insists are ‘historically significant.’
He’s also the only one who can see any of it. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 48: She eats pie too?
- Chapter 49: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘chip chip’
- Chapter 50: The whole world has a personal vendetta against me!
- Chapter 51: Rock-solid performance
- Chapter 52: Shortcuts are for show-offs and corpses
- Chapter 53: Assistant Hajin told me to uh meditate
- Chapter 54: Can I harmonize with you Liene?
- Chapter 55: Fabri threw rocks at bullies without telling me
- Chapter 56: Why are my sidequests all nonsense?
- Chapter 57: I need to touch his nose so bad
- Chapter 58: If the artifact told you to touch my nose I can only assume it’s scentient
- Chapter 59: Every Professor’s favorite student pairing
- Chapter 60: Fabrisse Kestovar and the Infinity Gauntlet
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #2
- Headmaster Draeth’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT Announcement #1
- Chapter 61: Who’s my girlfriend? (1)
- Chapter 61: Who’s my girlfriend? (2)
- Chapter 62: We ride at dusk!
- Chapter 63: Now go put the remaining five thousand Skitterwhits into your jar
- Chapter 64: Why did you murder my child?
- Chapter 65: If you want to . . .
- Chapter 66: You’re not mad you’re just misunderstood
- Chapter 67: Don’t think just cast
- Chapter 68: I see we’re having . . . an educational moment
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #3
- Chapter 69: Nice
- Chapter 70: Imagine what you could do with actual talent
- Chapter 71: It’s my ritual hat
- Chapter 72: One must not skimp on the reverence
- Chapter 73: You must have one happy moment in your life right?
- Chapter 74: How do I know you’re not just harvesting my trauma for sport?
- Chapter 75: Of course. Bask.
- Chapter 76: It’s the petal hugger!
- Here you can find the secret ending
- Chapter 77: “Pew-pew!” she said
- Chapter 78: There was NO hugging involved
- Chapter 79: I am physics and you just violated natural law.
- Chapter 80: Say ‘We’re just academic partners!’
- Donation to the Synod (for very important expenditures)
- Chapter 81: She’s the Moonbear Archmagus but please don’t refer to her that way
- Chapter 82: A fine young man like you . . .
- Chapter 83: So it’s politics
- Chapter 84: Gid good
- Chapter 85: That means you kind of suck Kestovar
- Chapter 86: That was ‘crazy-yo’
- Chapter 87: Why’s Dubbie here?
- Chapter 88: I admire your ability to collect rocks even after failing five consecutive exams
- Chapter 89: I can’t shoot a bird!
- Chapter 90: I’m not letting Tom be the reason I finish this quest
- Chapter 91: How do you throw a rock at someone reverently?