A Bioweapon's Rhapsody

Chapter 168: Alexa does not know about any bull poop


Being dressed up sucked; it was no fun.

That had been an understatement; being dressed up could be fun; being dressed up while in a rush was, however, not fun.

[Fan Girl] rushed the dressing up, and worse, added more stuff that wasn't needed!

Why did she need a blouse under her shirt? She already would wear a button-up shirt! Why was she also wearing a spaghetti top!

Those were liars! They weren't even spaghetti! She couldn't eat it!

What? Modesty? Who cares about that?!?!?!

If modesty was important, then they could come on their own!

Also her socks!

[Fan Girl] didn't let her put on her socks!

Her feetsies were cold! She needed socks!

But [Fan Girl] had a weird fixation on dressing her first! Also, the order was weird! Spaghetti top, button-up shirt, short pants, skirt, vest, blazer, and after all of that, and only after all of that, was she allowed to put on her socks!

Her feetsies were cold dang it!

She didn't have enough time to warm them up before her feetsies were shoved into her shoes! No time to test her socks! Nor stretch her feetsies in them! Instead, she got shoved into the shoes with no warning!

And if that wasn't enough! (AND IT WAS ENOUGH!) She got carried to a chair! And one evil(Not fun) chair!

[Fan Girl] sat her in Alexandra's chair! Tinkered with the mirror, and soon enough, Alexa was blindsided! There were bulbs on the side of the mirror that turned on and soon Alexa saw herself (She looked cute), as [Fan Girl] went through Alexandra's things and used them on her hair (They felt nice to be honest), her hair was molded, brushed, oiled, lotioned, washed and possibly experimented with.

She didn't mind how she looked after it (She looked extra cute), but if that wasn't enough then after she was all cuted up (Which was an achievement in itself) they rushed out! Alexa didn't even have time to enjoy looking at herself!

Travesty! Travesty Alexa said!

[Fan Girl] seemed to move faster than normal too, so Alexa peeked at her sensory suit, the thing that she hadn't peeked at all since moving to this body, she used to have all the data available to her at all times when using her [CRAB] body.

But since she moved out of there and started using Main Core as a manager, she hadn't needed to peek at that, but since Main Core was busy being a sulker sulking around, she peeked!

"[Wind Direction: 240° (WSW) (consistent with seasonal norms)]"

"[Gust Speed: 25.2 m/s (Normal range: 18-22 m/s) ⬆️ Slightly above normal.]"

"[Air Pressure: 995 hPa (Normal range: 1000-1015 hPa) ⬇️ Slightly low]"

"[Wind Temperature: 7.8°C (Normal range: 4-6°C) ⬆️ Above normal for this time of year.]"

"[Humidity: 32% (Normal range: 25-30%) ⬆️ Slight increase, but not significant.]"

"[Dew Point: -2.3°C (Normal range: -5 to -3°C) ✅ Within normal range.]"

"[Recent Trends: Wind speeds have been increasing by ~2 m/s per hour over the past 3 hours and an increase within area around host.]"

"[Mana Flow Speed: 21.7 m/s (Normal range: 15-18 m/s) ⬆️ Slightly above normal.]"

"[Mana Flow Direction: 235° (WSW) (Aligned with wind, enhancing elemental affinity)]"

"[Mana Density: 43.5 MP/m³ (Mana Particles per cubic meter) – Above average.]"

"[Mana Stability: Moderate (Slight fluctuations detected, possible leyline shift nearby)]"

"[Recent Trends: Mana density has increased by 5 MP/m³ per hour over the last 4 hours.]"

"[Forecast for Next 6 Hours:

Mana flow is expected to peak at

22.5 m/s

before stabilizing.

Density may reach

46 MP/m³

, increasing the potency of Core abilities in the region.

No major leyline disturbances detected.

Current Geographic Coordinates: 40.03006°N, 83.01407°W.]"

…That was interesting.

Alexa also got some graphs that showed how the wind was moving and reacting to them, she noticed something quite interesting, first of all… She had a Mana-sonar, or something close enough to that. SOMEHOW she could feel or sense how Mana was behaving, she hadn't paid attention to that before.

Secondly, she could see how the Mana was reacting with the wind to move [Fan Girl] 's powers, or something close enough to that.

Thirdly! [Fan Girl] was pulling out more wind than she was using, as in. She was quite literally pulling out the wind from thin air!

She was moving the wind in front of them away so they didn't face resistance, that in itself was pointless, since they weren't moving nearly fast enough for it to matter if there was or not wind in front of them. [Fan Girl] wasn't moving that fast, not while lifting Alexa as an Alexa sack and rushing on the streets toward the school.

They got some looks here and there in the streets as they moved along, mostly in the form of giggles and waves as Alexa waved at them (She was polite, unlike [Fan Girl] who was merely hauling Alexa as a sack of Alexa!)

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No one else seemed to point at how [Fan Girl] 's hair and clothes didn't behave as it should considering the speed they were moving on, and that was the second thing.

[Fan Girl] was pushing herself (And Alexa) by blowing wind at her own back, that was the main reason that Alexa knew that she was using more wind than she should have access too. Most of the wind that [Fan Girl] used was pushed to the side, since it was being used to reduce the amount of wind resistance in front of them.

And Alexa guessed that since she was pushing it to the sides, it was expensive to maintain or something, instead of pulling out new wind or whatever, [Fan Girl] was instead pulling out wind from god knows where and using it to push them, it was enough to make her faster and don't look that out of order, but really, to Alexa's sense it was closer to flying.

Not flying like she had done before using boosters or anything like what the Nuzzler Armor could do, it was closer to flying using their own means. Alexa really wanted to know what kind of [Core] [Fan Girl] was using.

Either she was making wind out of thin air (Heh), or was moving wind from somewhere else to here, both options were kind of interesting. The second one implied that either [Fan Girl] had some kind of theoretical space accessible to her like Alexa had with her [Banked Storage]; that would mean it wasn't something unique to her, though.

But she hadn't seen people use something like that…

Unless it counted how [Golem] could grow in size and take in materials…Or how [Gabriel] seemed to summon energy objects to use as weapons…and his wings…

Or how…Yeah, she had seen plenty examples of people pulling out things from thin air actually. Was this another thing that was normalized by [Humanity] to the point they didn't see it?

Dang it.

"We are about to arrive Alexa," [Fan Girl] suddenly said, another clear example of how much [Fan Girl] was using her [Core Powers], she was speaking as if nothing, instead of being winded up (heh) or out of breath (heh x2). "Why are you grinning like that?"

"Just thinking about how winded up you must be after running all of that, heh" Alexa said smirking.

"Hah-hah, very funny." [Fan Girl] said shaking her head and slowly letting Alexa's feetsies touch the ground as she came to a stop in front of the doors into the school. Alexa was surprised to see it in one piece since the last time she had been here, almost one thousand six hundred fifty-six days, 32 hours, 72 minutes, and 81 seconds ago (One day), the fence had been destroyed.

The door was thrown off its hinges, and the outside looked as if an end-of-the-world scenario had happened (...no wait, it did look like that).

"Do you have everything you need?" [Fan Girl] asked straightening up Alexa's uniform and fixing her hair, "Money for lunch, candies, whatever they told you to bring to your fancy school?"

Did she?

Most of her prepared things had been drenched in water when she attempted to dress herself while being in the bathtub to save on time (Perhaps, not the smartest of choices).

"Yes," Even so, Alexa nodded! Why? Because Ale had prepared in advance!

The edgier version of Alexa had prepared a secondary setup of thingies for Alexa! That is to say, they set up a backup plan of everything she needed!

"Money!" Alexa said, pulling out a mango pouch (mango-scented), "Candy!"

Next (After placing her Mango Pouch in her belt pouch for the Mango Pouch), Alexa pulled out a small baggie filled with Mango Candies (Three candies, one every eight hours for maximum mango sweetness).

"Weird papers that Alexa has no need to use or fill!" And lastly, she pulled out a folded piece of paper, a copy of a copy of the copy that they sent her to copy. It was basically a program of what was going to happen during the day and where she needed to go.

"That is all!" Alexa said nodding proudly at her own achievements, that is to say, the hours of preparations that had bringed here after blood, sweets, sweats and wars. Or half an hour of Ale going through their stuff to prepare what Alexa would use the next day.

"Good," [Fan Girl] nodded without giving it a second thought, "Then fine, I'll be around the neighborhood… The big boss said that there shouldn't be an issue today, and they sent some of our coworkers to make sure that everything was fine."

The big boss?

Oooh, "Vulc-" Alexa started saying only for a hand to be shoved into her mouth, that is to say. [Fan Girl] 's hand being shoved into Alexa's mouth as the older girl made a weird gesture where she put a finger on her lips and blown a shhhhh sound.

"Yeah, the big boss. Remember who we work with and the whole thing about NDAs and whatnot?" [Fan Girl] said as Alexa was too busy licking the older girl's hand.

She tasted like Alexa, but then again, she had spent some time dressing her and fishing around her clothes, so that may be why….

…No blueprint notification?

Stupid Main Core sulking…No wait…Only Main Core was sulking, right? Core wasn't right…?

Core: Recorded blueprint of Bella Campbell.

……..Well, at least [Core] wasn't sulking.

".....Alexa, why are you still licking my hand?" [Fan girl] said as she removed her hand from Alexa's mouth, and Alexa moved towards that hand to lick it.

"....Because you taste tasty." Alexa said, nodding as if it was obvious, "Also like Alexa, but not Alexa…Like if I lick myself it isn't tasty, but if I lick you it is tasty."

"...I am so going to make your older sister say that tonight…" [Fan Girl] said, nodding, and pulling out her phone, "Actually, can you repeat it so that I can show it to your older sister so she can make the same pose, tone, and everything."

[Fan Girl] had a weird smile on her face as she seemed to have a hard time, her face was flushed and everything, was she sick?

"Because Alexa likes licking you….since you are tasty?" Alexa said confused, also some of the people around where shaking their head and covering the ears of the other [Child Stage] around, something was afoot…

And it wasn't Alexa's feetsies (Even though they were cute, since they were stuck to Alexa), but then again, Alexa wasn't the best to judge about what was normal or not, so perhaps she shouldn't be the one to bring this one forward, that was what Ale and Alexandra were around for after all.

"Ahem Thank you, and sorry." [Fan Girl] said pulling her phone away and coughing into her hand, proving that she was indeed sick! She had a sick! Alexa hoped she got stuck with it, the [Human] sicks were wonderful and horrifying weapons to be used after all. The last sick she had gotten was a bust since it consumed too much energy to be viable in combat.

But perhaps Alexa could weaponize whatever sick [Fan Girl] had! It seemed to make her act weird and make other [Humans] look around and everywhere but at [Fan Girl], so it may be useful in infiltrations.

"It's fine, but only because Alexa is magnanimous!" Alexa said nodding and hitting her chest proudly, she was indeed a magnamouse thingy!

"...Magnanimous." [Fan Girl] said, repeating exactly the same thing that Alexa said, "....just….just go to the announcement your director is doing; I'll be around walking. If all ends like it's supposed to be, just find me, call me, or wait for me at the park."

And in that note [Fan Girl] walked away shaking her head and mumbling something about "...dangerous….not the little girl…." and "....focus on the older one….. don't commit a crime…"

Weird, but they were criminals, right?

Alexa was sure that working for a [Villain] meant that they committed crimes and whatnot, [Fan Girl] and the people at [Haephestus' Forge] were weird; they got hyper fixated in these types of things.

Why would they have so many qualms!

Well, it was good that they had them, since Alexa survived in these!

Or, well, she would survive anyway since she was Alexa! No one killed cute things! And she was the cutestest of them all! She was also repeating herself way too much!

"Alexa will go and do that!" Alexa said waving away at [Fan Girl], then doing a 1794238947239847294378º turn (She did only in fact, do a 180º turn) Alexa sprinted!

She ran as if her life depended on it (Even if it did not, in fact, depend on it), for the forces of the universe had made her arrive late (That is to say, her bad decision-making and poor time-keeping skills)!

And just like that, Alexa went into the school, most of the terrain was like nothing, even the wall that she had broken yesterday was intact! It was truly a marvel, almost as if nothing had happened.

"See, I told you No one would find a speck of damage, the Blackthorn do their job." The familiar voice of Glory brought Alexa back to Terra!

"I didn't say that I doubted them, I said that Alexa was looking in that direction, so maybe she had seen what broke the wall." Alan answered to Glory's retort.And he was right, Alexa knew what broke that wall, it was Alexa!

"How would she know that? She should have been running away after making sure no one was still around, just like the procedure dictates." Glory said back to Alan, were they ignoring her?

"You know that, I know that, but do you think Alexa knows that?" Alan asked back with a sigh.

He was right of course! Alexa did not know that!

But it stung to be told that to her face like nothing! Rude! Alan was being rude! He was not cute!

"....Fair, so? Do you know what broke that wall, Alexa?" Glory finally said, turning to Alexa. Alexa didn't want to answer that now.

Not after being bullied like that. Then what would Alexa do?

"Of course Alexa knows! It was Alexa!" She wouldn't….No, wait, she answered by reflex!

Dang it!

"See? I told you, it was Alexa." Alan smirked as he shook his head.

"Okay, but how did you know?" Glory asked back, Alexa also wanted to know how.

"Found one of these," Alan said, pulling out his phone and showing the picture of an Alexa-sized hole in some of the rubble; it even had her hair!

".....what kind of cartoon bullshit is this?" Glory said and inmediately covered her mouth with one of her hands.

What kind of word was bullshit? Was…was waste of a bull? Poop of a bull? What is a bull?

"....I don't know, I did use the same phrasing as you, even if that isn't the most gentleman-like…or lady-like term to use, but we could ask Alexa since she is here?" Alan said pointing to Alexa.

"I mean….if Alexa jumps through a wall to escape from the zombies and Meli-Meli…" Alexa said, looking at her handiwork; it was hard to make it Alexa-shaped while she was actively shifting into Ale, "Shouldn't the hole be Alexa-sized?"

Was Alexa perhaps thinking something wrong? She didn't think so, at least; it made sense that the hole that Alexa made was Alexa-sized; where was the failure in her logic?

"That is not how holes or breaking walls work," Glory was the first to answer.

"Even if it makes sense in the way you word it, and the logic behind it has some sense…physics just don't work like that." Alan also added to the answer.

Physics?

The ones that they broke all the time when they used [Core] powers? Those?

"Oh right, speaking about logic. Why did Glory not awake a [Core Power]?" Alexa said, pointing at Glory, "It was her turn."

And at that normal, logical question, both Glory and Alan seemed stumped, had…had Alexa asked something she shouldn't?

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