Alexa was awake!
And the first thing she did was throw the evil snaring evil! She was fighting for her dear life as the evil thing attempted to tempt her into submission, whispering sweet things about warm dreams, but Alexa would not be deceived!
"No, wait, why is Alexa here?" Alexa suddenly thought aloud, she should be eeping in the mindscape thingy, "Did…Did the mean one skimp on her duties?!?!?"
Alexa narrowed her eyes shifting her body into Alexa Noodle version to escape from the sweet embrace of evil (Her blanket), "Mean one? What is happening?" Alexa said standing in front of the tall mirror glaring at her cutestest form.
"Not now Alexa," The mean one answered in a tired tone, "We had too many problems during Maintenance, I am still dealing with some of that stuff, we can swap if you want. But you will need to deal with this then."
The mean one…seemed off, but Alexa would not mind it, she was a generous Alexa after all!
"You may continue with your work!" Alexa said nodding magnamiously!
She was a good Alexa! Letting those who wanted to work, work in peace! Who else would do something like that? Not the mean one, Alexa was sure of that! She would throw her work at others at the first instance of danger!
Alexa knew it for sure! Why? Because Alexa would do the same! And the mean one was also an Alexa! So surely she would do the same!
"...right. Go and eat cereal or something, if not ask Alexandra." The mean one said and Alexa could almost see her waving away dismissively at Alexa.
Alexa wanted to pull her to the front just to annoy her, but then she remembered how they had asked to take care of the maintenance for Alexa.
"...Fine." So Alexa relented, she could do nice things for others too!
"...Thank you, Alexa," The mean one said, making Alexa shiver.
"...who are you and what did you do to the mean one?!?!?!?" Alexa shrieked as she jumped back cutely (This was important).
"Don't make me drag you in to deal with this, go and eat breakfast. You have a long day ahead of you." The Mean one sighed and said as much.
So Alexa did the mature thing and ran away to the kitchen, why was that the mature thing? Because Alexa had seen many [Adults] do that before! So surely it was an adult thing to do, ergo, Alexa doing it was mature!
Alexa knew!
"To the kitchen!" Alexa declared as she ran to the dining room and then to the kitchen; she was still wearing her pajamas and was barefoot, but that didn't matter; why? Because she was Alexa!
Also because Main Core was thermoregulating her body to make sure she wouldn't hurt her feetsies with the cold floor, but that was secondary.
….Nothing? Main Core was being lazy.
"Main Core! What is the schedule for today!?" Alexa decided to poke at the lazy one.
"[Schedule for the day (Alexa):
-Breakfast
-Personal hygiene.
-Walk to school with Human Designation: Skye Venti
-Attend award event.
-Socialize with peers, Glory Blackthorn and Alan Harmonia.
-Leave school.
Schedule for the day (Ale):
-Spent time with Human Designation: Sky Venti at the park.
-Attempt to socialize with same age peers.
-Play at the park till six PM.
Schedule for the day (Alexandra):
-Change into appropriate clothing for nightlife.
-Research appropriate make-up techniques.
-Drink responsibly.
-Return home before 10 PM.
That is what is scheduled for within database host.]"
….
Something was not right.
"Main Core? Is…everything okay?" Alexa said, slowing down as she came close to the kitchen.
"[There are no errors within database, do you feel some incongruency? Do you wish for system diagnosis?]"
"...If you are sure…." Alexa said opening the refrigerator, Main Core was being weird, he didn't sound like himself at all.
But Main Core said that everything was all right, so she would believe that, especially since she had more important things to do right now!
"To the food!" Alexa said, hyping herself up for the next part of the day! She rushed towards the refrigeratatorator!
The one big white box that housed all the wonders in the universe!
The one that she pulled open to peruse what she had available!
"..." And she got no notification from Main Core stopping her from opening it?
Before she had gotten one when she attempted to open it though?
Didn't she have to get the mean one to do it for her? Because it was a risk or something?
Alexa was starting to worry about it, or at least she had started to worry, she stopped worrying when she thought about why this was probably happening.
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"Ah, yes. Alexa is mature enough to be able to peruse the sacred refrigeratator alone!" Alexa said, nodding and seeing what was here to offer her!
She had!
….Still no notification from Main Core? Did she needed to do all by herself?
"Alexa will use the milk…and…the mango marmalade… And… that's all?" Alexa said picking from the refrigeratator a milk bag and the marmalade jar. She could of course have grabbed the milk cartoon instead, but she liked more how it looked the milk bag, besides she could probably empty the remaining milk into a container or something.
She didn't grab anything else, not because it wasn't available to her, she had plenty things to grab, her refrigeratator had many things even!
She wasn't sure why, but it was fully stocked of things, from tomatoes to lettuce, from multiple types of things, like several types of meat, chicken, fish, shrimps, vegetables, a couple of the weird [Beer] cans, some of the [Soda] things that Ale had been thinking about.
A bottle at the very far end that read some warnings about having great amounts of caffeine and high in sugars, Alexa wanted to try it, but she sadly noticed the name on the drink.
[Ale]
Looking closer she noticed that the [Beer] ones had a sticker with [Alexandra], Alexa decided to stick her head in and search for what had her name on it. Alas, she found nothing.
"Main Core! I don't see my name anywhere!" Alexa complained to Main Core, she wasn't even sure when these names had showed here! Since she hadn't been able to use the refrigerator before!
"[Host has searched only in the drinks and food area, areas to search:
-Egg holder area.
-Freezer area.
-Vegetable area.
-Fruits area.
Host is advised to move towards vegetables and fruits areas.]."
"But Alexa wants candies!" Alexa complained…and got nothing back.
What was the deal with Main Core? Why was it sulking suddenly?
Alexa still did as instructed, even if grudgingly.
Sure enough at her feetsies height there were a couple of cabinets with fruits, vegetables and Alexa tag. Wait, Alexa's tag?
"Alexa has her own room in here? But will she fit?" Alexa said tilting her head to the side, even so, if she had a room here, then she needed to check it.
So Alexa ran to the table and left her milk bag and marmalade jar, before quickly running back to the referigeratator. Closing her eyes and preparing herself for the worst, she kneeled beside the Alexa compartment and…pulled it open!
"......" And waited for the message from Main Core telling her some stupid joke.
".... It's a mango!" Alexa decided to do Main Core's work, since he was sulking for some reason.
…..?
"Fine, I'll take my mango then!" Alexa said, grabbing one of the mangos in the Alexa compartment. Waiting for the comeback that never came.
It was worrying. Had something happened during Maintenance?
"Main Core, did something happen during Maintenance?" Alexa decided to ask as she put her Mango in the table, she needed to get plates now.
"[Negative, Maintenance proceeded as scheduled. Both Sub-System Designation: Ale Saintsworths and Sub-System Designation: Alexandra Saintsworths did their work as needed. They went through the required data and defragmented the required sectors within the Core as needed.]"
They did a what? Alexa didn't remember having to do that before though?
"So all is good?" Alexa asked as she grabbed her sippy bowl and a normal plate, one for her Mango and one for her breakfast.
"[Yes,]" Main Core answered, something was afoot! Alexa knew it!
She would need to ask someone…but it couldn't be the mean or naggy ones, since they had asked for Alexa to deal with the Maintenance, if she asked…they could ask her to work!
And Alexa didn't want to work!
That was boring!
Besides, the mean and naggy ones were good at work!
So she needed to leave them to do what they were good at work!
But who could she ask? Maybe she could check with Glory? Perhaps she had triggered her [Core] after that? It was her turn after all.
But while thinking about that, Alexa moved to the next part of her breakfast, so she pulled out her stool and climbed into the next part of her plan, that is to say, to climb into the thingy! The thingy that was used to put on the food while it was being prepared!
The…
The….
….Main Core! Do the thing!
……….The Cabinet!
See! Alexa didn't need no sulking Main Core!
Anyway, she stood in the kitchen cabinet and perused her options.
"Golden Flakes, Mango Loops, Trixie's Oats…" Alexa said, going over the options for her breakfasts.
Her options were limited; the first one had no sugar or something to add flavor, while the Mango loops… didn't taste like Mango, it had fruity flavors, and Trixie's Oats were just chocolate-flavored oats.
"Golden Flakes it is since Alexa already has her mango marmalade," Alexa said picking the first option, she had been hurt by the Mango Loops, she didn't mind the fruity flavor, but it had barely any taste of Mango.
The second time she ate it, she picked up all the Mango-tasting parts of the cereal. So all the fruity flavors that remained, none was of Mango. So, the mango parts of the Mango Loops were no longer there.
….It was still weird the fact that Main Core wasn't retorting to her shenanigans, as if something had been taken from her, weird things all over the place.
"But Alexa will move forward!" Alexa said as she let herself drop to the floor, the Golden Flakes tightly put against her chest.
She moved her raised chair to the table by pushing it into place, and set up her stool so she could sit herself in place, tilting the chair of Golden Flakes into her sippy bowl it was easy enough.
She did have some trouble setting up her milk bag, the thing was not designed to be used in bag form, which was weird, why make a bag form if they weren't going to make it easy to use?!?!?!
The [Humans] did some weird things like these, and Alexa couldn't understand them at all, she had seen a container before, and it had [Milk] on it, but it was empty, so perhaps it was faulty?
Either way, Alexa somehow managed to pour her sippy bowl with enough milk to drench her Golden Flake…..flakes.
Now she grabbed her always trusty [Spork]!
"...." Her [Spork]!
….
WHERE WAS HER SPORK?!?!?!?
MAIN CORE?!?!?!?
"[Host's eating instrument is in the upper cabinet to the right from where she dropped into the floor.]"
"Why didn't you say so before!" Alexa retorted as she ran to the cabinet in question, sure enough her [Spork] was there with the other weaker spoons and forks.
And…Main Core didn't say anything else?
Was he really sulking that bad? Why?
Who cares!
Alexa had her Spork!
So everything would be all right!
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It was not all right, Main Core never once said anything extra like before, not when Alexa was eating, or when she spilled milk.
Not when she was drinking from her straw on the sippy bowl, or when she spilled more milk when tilting her sippy bowl to attempt and drink all in one go.
Or when she was walking to the sink to put her sippy bowl and spork there, and spilled even MORE milk when tripping, Alexa was not very good at moving her stool using her feetsies.
What? Alexa was the cutestest, it was cute when someone spilled food on the floor! Everyone knew that!
…It was cute because they screamed kya and apologized though, and Alexa did neither, since no one was seeing her. And now she had to clean it…Why…
Because neither the mean nor naggy one was saying anything, she could feel them, of course, vaguely at the back of her mind, doing something with the shared allotment of space in Alexa's head.
They seemed to be going over the data or something, she knew that if Alexa called, they would answer of course. But she didn't want to bother them…Not since she would soon call the mean one for work after all, or well not work. Since it was mostly her free time at the park with [Fan Girl].
Alexa didn't saw why she wanted to call her [Big Sister], all the females ones were older than them after all.
And they didn't go around doing that with other people. The mean one was weird like that. At least the naggy one hadn't started doing something like that…. But then again. She liked to drink that nasty thing and give Sam food.
That was also stupid, wasn't it better to eat the food?
Either way, since no one was stopping her, Alexa decided to wash her sippy bowl. How hard it could be, besides she did make a mess… so the least she could do was attempt to clean it… right?
No answer?
Then that meant that she could do it, right?
How hard could it be right? The Mean one did it all the time, the naggy one did it all the time, even [Fan Girl] did it when she came to feed the mean one!
So Alexa stood atop her mighty stool. Put on her custom-made rubber gloves (She just made them on the spot atop her skin) and opened the water faucet at maximum effort, "Maximum effort!" and with the war cry, the faucet released the primordial waters that blessed the world with life.
That is to say, Alexa was drenched in water, the sippy bowl was mysteriously still dirty, and her Spork was clean. And part of the kitchen was filled with puddles here and there.
"Maybe less water?" Alexa said confused, she had assumed that using the most amount of water was the way to go, she knew for a fact that both the mean one and the naggy one used water to cleanse and wash the plates.
Just like how she used water to wash her nomskers and clean her feetsies when she was messing around in the bathtub.
And it wasn't something unique to the mean one or the naggy one, as [Fan Girl] and even [Eleanore] had used water to clean the plates, so what was missing Alexa?
Perhaps there was a hidden secret only available when one went above a certain development threshold? Some hidden thing within her [Blueprint] that would only bloom when she was older?
"Main Core! Release the hidden potential within Alexa's body!" Alexa said raising her finger to the heaven, "Unlock the hidden power that will allow Alexa to wash the dirty dishes!"
"[Error, no hidden potential hidden within host.]" Ah right, Main Core was sulking.
She didn't even get a retort from that? She may really need to check with Glory or Alan, perhaps they knew how to fix it?
"...Alexa?" Agh, the mean one has arrived!
"...Yesh?" Alexa said covering her eyes, but letting a slight gap so she could check if Main Core had unlocked something even after saying he wouldn't.
"...why is the kitchen drenched in water?" The Mean one asked.
...Oh right, they were testing the fragmented memory thingy! She would never find out unless Alexa let her!
"...Did you play around with the water faucet after eating breakfast?" The mean one said.
Rude!
Alexa was trying to be good and help too!
"Alexa was washing the dishes!" Alexa said defending herself.
"....right, just leave them there. Alexandra will wash them when they are done for the night. You need to go and prepare for school. Big sister is about to arrive in like half an hour." The mean one said shaking her head.
Alexa could not see her, but she was sure she was shaking her head! Rude!
"That also means no playing around; I know you have your thing with Mister Squeaky, but wait till Commodore and the Lieutenant get their reinforcements." The mean one said.
Right, she was on the side of the evil fatherland!
And she pretended she wasn't invested in the fight between good and evil.
Heh, Alexa would show them all, Mister Squeaky would triumph!
But for now.
"Scatter!" Alexa said closing the water thingy and running to her bathroom, she had less than thirty minutes to play around in the bathtub!
She had to rush!
Perhaps...just perhaps....she could sneak some time of evil brooding and planning with Mister Squeaky!
The mean one said to not play around with Mister Squeaky and Commodore Soap...They didn't say anything about playing around ONLY with Mister Squeaky.
"Muahahahahaahhaah," Alexa laughed as she rushed to the bathroom throwing her soaked and dirty clothes into The chair (Dirty Clothes edition).
This would be awesome.
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