I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

Chapter 174: Class Monitor? Nah Prison Leader


The skinny guard raised his curved sword like men raise their arms in a perfume ad.

It passed through Jack's dead body and came straight for me.

If I do nothing, I would be dead.

I looked around and there were two cells. One on my right and one on my left.

So, without any damn second wasted, I jumped to my right like girls when they see me coming from their left.

I arrived in front of the cell and the prisoner inside was taken aback by my sudden jump.

"What? You want a kiss before dying, candy boy?" He asked.

Candy boy? I would have said yes if not for him calling me that. Wait. What am I talking about? Why would I have said yes? And why am I thinking about this? I am about to die. I have come here to do something.

I ignored the prisoner and focused on the lock that dangled on the gate like a petite girl dangles on a BBC.

I had nothing to use at the moment so I decided to do what Jack would hate.

TUNG!

I banged Jack's dead body's head on the lock.

Jack cursed my entire bloodline including my neighbors but what I wanted happened.

The lock broke down. It broke down like a fat woman's dreams of becoming a rich onlyfans model.

The prisoner also saw this and his eyes widened.

"You want more than a kiss that's why you broke the whole lock?"

He is still stuck on that?

"No, you idiot. I freed you. Run. Escape from here!" I shouted.

The prisoner's brows shot up like stock prices of edible panties. He finally figured it out.

Then he waited for nothing and kicked the door.

However…

"You bastard!" The skinny guard was successfully enraged because of my work.

He came at me with his sword like a fat woman who read my thoughts related to her kind but I jumped to the cell on my left.

Then I did the same thing I did on the right cell.

I freed one more prisoner and he was a sensible man as he thanked me.

He also came out of his cell and ran.

The skinny guard was now more enraged and the other guards got busy as well.

They ran towards the two prisoners who escaped as if they were women alone at night and I saw my chance.

I held Jack's body horizontally and its front side faced the guards in front of me.

Then, I swung it all around. Like deodorant spray around pigs.

And the first target I hit was the main skinny guard.

He was focused on the prisoner who had asked me if I wanted a kiss.

The skinny guard had also heard that and he had taken up on the offer.

He wanted the kiss from the prisoner and that's why he got hit by Jack's burning dead body.

The guard instantly caught fire like my toilet paper after I ate chillies and I wasted no time moving forward.

Also, along the way, I opened the locks of all the cells.

The prisoners broke free one after another like prostitutes from a politician's house and my mission of ensuing chaos was successful.

The guards ran here and there and whoever came close to me got burned by Jack's dead body.

I was on a roll as I ran straight.

I knew that the cabin of the main guard of this level and all the levels, would be in a straight line.

So I ran in that direction and I got a clear path as well.

Shouts and chants came from behind me and when I looked over my shoulder, my brows shot up.

All the prisoners I freed, they were running behind me.

They were following me as if they recognised a pornstar roaming in the street.

They also wanted to escape and they are going to do that with my help.

I know it is not a wise decision to let them go in the world, but I am too stuck in my own problems to worry about that shit.

I ran without any care just like men after impregnating their girlfriends and as I took one more step, from the speakers placed at the corner of the walls of the prison, an announcement rang:

"All the prisoners of the ninth level have escaped their cells. The prisoner from the tenth level helped them do that. He is the leader of all the prisoners. He is going towards the eighth level. Make sure they all die. And we all are on fire. He put all of us on fire!"

The skinny guard must have done this. And I am the leader of these prisoners? Bro, I wasn't even elected as a class monitor when there were only two students present that day.

I clicked my tongue and braced myself for more future burning guards.

After ten minutes of running, I finally found the cabin of the skinny guard and with no waiting, I went inside as if it was a sleeping girl

Ghost Jack was behind me and he wasn't talking to me anymore. He was angry and there was nothing I could do to make him un-angry at me. After all, I would use his body more.

Upon entering, I saw the cupboard on the left corner of the room and went towards it.

I shifted it to the side like women's rights and saw stairs going upwards.

I looked behind me and all the prisoners had formed a line. They had turned this into a phone booth.

I ignored them and stepped on the first stair.

Then the line carried on.

I adjusted Jack's dead body and I made sure to not touch the fire myself. I don't want to get burned, not when the prisoners are behind me. They might turn danger into an opportunity for them if they find me vulnerable.

Also, I am not comfortable with all of them standing behind me. I mean, one of them wanted to kiss me even when he was inside his cell, now that they were out, who knows what they would do.

So I picked up speed and climbed the stairs.

I heard hurried footsteps behind me and there was also darkness. I didn't want to get used by them so I increased my speed further.

My hands and legs were on the verge of collapsing as I had spent all my strength swinging Jack's dead body and running. I am able to move only because of the desire to get out of this prison. My adrenaline must be at its peak like my semen on the last day of November.

I increased my speed and I finally saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

It meant that the door of this level was open as well.

But I have crossed two levels, I will cross twenty more.

I shoved myself out of the stairs like a woman shoving a janitor out of the bathroom because he insisted on cleaning it while they used it and entered the eighth level.

Hundreds of guards were again in front of me like potential court cases but this time, I wasn't alone.

I tried my luck and shouted:

"Attack!"

After a second…

"Raaanghhh!!"

The prisoners behind me shouted and lashed on the guards like a dog lashes on anyone who calls his wife a bitch.

Welp, looks like I really became their leader.

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