A cucumber named Ye Feng!
When Ye Feng saw that cucumber, his eyelids twitched wildly, and his forehead was covered in black lines!
Damn it! How could this cucumber grow so freakishly thin!
His own should at least resemble a big radish!
Pluck the radish to bring out the soil!
Now that was a phrase tailor-made for him, alright?
At that moment, Wen Lan was also stunned. She never anticipated that someone would burst into her home in the dead of night, much less barge into her bathroom!
And even less so, that it would be Ye Feng!
"Ah..."
Seeing Ye Feng's dumbfounded expression, Wen Lan felt a mix of shame and anger, quickly covering her delicate body with her hands, her beautiful eyes filled with panic and mist!
Ye Feng, his face turning red, knew that intruding on someone's privacy was very bad, and immediately ran out of the bathroom!
Seeing Ye Feng running away, Wen Lan breathed a sigh of relief.
However, just then, Ye Feng, who had just left, ran back in again!
"You... Why did you come back!!!" Wen Lan panicked, thinking that Ye Feng couldn't control himself and was harboring indecent thoughts towards her!
Before she could finish her words, a piece of clothing had already landed on her delicate body!
"Put on the clothes," he said.
Ye Feng threw a piece of clothing to Wen Lan, a bitter smile on the corners of his mouth, for although he was a rogue, he was a rogue with substance!
Feeling her body covered by the clothing, Wen Lan realized she had misunderstood Ye Feng. Her pretty face flushed with shame and gratitude, and she looked down, saying,
"Thank you..."
"No problem!" he replied.
Watching Wen Lan avoid facing him, Ye Feng touched his nose, smiled faintly, and turned to leave the bathroom!
Wen Lan was left flabbergasted; she didn't expect Ye Feng to leave so freely, especially seeing how he bit his tongue and resisted with all his might, which made her heart flutter with an inexplicable fondness for him!
"This is a man I could entrust my life to..."
Wen Lan's eyes were somewhat infatuated. She was absolutely confident in her figure, especially now; such temptation would be hard for any strong-willed man to resist!
But Ye Feng held back, and though he struggled greatly, the fact that he did was proof enough that he was a man who respected women!
Wen Lan's cheeks were tinged with red. She quickly put on her clothes and when she saw the cucumber named after Ye Feng, her cheeks turned even redder, flushed like blood.
"Oh no! He saw it..."
Wen Lan had not noticed it before, but now that she realized, she wished she could just crawl into a hole.
After a long while, Wen Lan finally got dressed. Only then did she slowly emerge from the bedroom.
By that time, Ye Feng was already sitting on the sofa, grinning as he watched her.
"There's something... I'm not sure if I should say it?" he mused.
Uh?
Seeing the sly smile on Ye Feng's face, Wen Lan's heart skipped a beat for some reason, as if every single expression of his was stimulating her nerves.
"What is it? Go ahead..." Wen Lan said, her head lowered, not daring to look at Ye Feng.
"Ahem... All right then, I'll say it!" Ye Feng gave Wen Lan a mischievous look, then cleared his throat and continued,
"Cucumbers are actually quite useful. They can be cooked, made into soup, used for skincare, and can even... ahem! However, cucumbers are too cold and can cause more or less harm to the body's insides!"
And with that, Ye Feng finally got to the point:
"The most, most, most important thing is, if you engrave my name on it next time, could you please use a bigger cucumber? This cucumber is practically an insult to my character and dignity!"
Fuck...
Wen Lan was somewhat dumbfounded as she looked at that bastard's shameless smile—she just wanted to go up and fiercely kick him in the face!
You can't just not bring that up?!
Not mention it, okay?!
The corner of Wen Lan's eyes twitched wildly, and she felt so embarrassed and angry that she wanted to bang her head against a wall.
"Fine! If I carve your name on a cucumber again, I'll definitely choose the smallest, teeniest cucumber! That will surely satisfy your ego and dignity to the fullest!"
Wen Lan swept a provocative glance at Ye Feng's lower body, then gritted her teeth and said.
Seeing Wen Lan's expression, Ye Feng felt a chill up his spine, touched his nose, and let out an awkward chuckle:
"I told you I wouldn't say it, but you insisted! Look now, you're angry, right?"
Pfft!
Listening to these shameless words, Wen Lan was almost infuriated to the point of spitting blood!
When exactly did you say you wouldn't, huh? It's clearly you who wanted to bring it up, okay?
This jerk took advantage of the situation and still acted innocent; he was really too shameless!
"Hmph! Pervert..."
Wen Lan's face flushed with embarrassment, knowing that she couldn't win against this shameless guy, and could only huff and puff as she went to sit down on the couch.
Wen Lan sat at the other end of the sofa, but the refreshing fragrance continually wafted into Ye Feng's nostrils, causing him to sniff fiercely, his face filled with delight!
When Wen Lan noticed his subtle movements, the embarrassment and anger in her heart dissipated completely.
"Why didn't you go back to the Jiang Family today?" Wen Lan asked Ye Feng curiously, hugging her shoulders at the moment.
Ye Feng touched his nose, also feeling extremely awkward.
The three nights since he had come to Mingzhu, he had stayed at Wen Lan's place for two of them, which really wasn't very proper.
"It got too late, and it wouldn't have been good to go back to the Jiang Family!"
When Wen Lan heard Ye Feng's words, an inexplicable sweetness surged in her heart, followed by a playful look on her face as she asked:
"You run into my room in the dead of night, and you've seen my naked body, is that okay?"
Er...
Ye Feng fell silent, indeed, what she said wasn't wrong. Scratching his head and laughing awkwardly, he replied:
"I'm just worried about you living alone, attracting the attention of a pervert—it's not safe!"
"Attracting the attention of a pervert?" Wen Lan gave Ye Feng a strange look, and then said with a smile:
"You're right, I've indeed caught the eye of a pervert! And that pervert is currently in my house!"
"Cough cough..."
Ye Feng, teased by Wen Lan, felt a wave of embarrassment and quickly glanced at the time, changing the subject:
"It's already past two in the morning! Let's go to sleep early!"
Let's go to sleep early?
Damnit, how can this asshole be so euphemistic and suggestive!
Wen Lan was speechless at his shameless behavior, and now glancing at him, she said:
"Just like last time, you sleep on the sofa, I'll sleep on the bed!"
After speaking, Wen Lan stood up and walked back to her own bedroom.
Seeing that Wen Lan had no intention of inviting him to sleep in the bed, Ye Feng had no choice but to tidy up a little and lie down on the sofa, continuously cultivating his Nameless Technique.
He could clearly feel the energy inside him getting more and more powerful, and his body was so strengthened by this bizarre energy that he seemed to have endless strength!
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