"Ye Chen, what wonderful use does this extraordinary item have?" Supreme Master Tian Yu got into the passenger seat.
"This is a luxury mount called a 'Hummer.' It runs faster than vicious beasts, more comfortable than divine birds, boasting a cost-effectiveness comparable to a divine beast!" Ye Chen sweet-talked his beautiful master.
The Hummer was the mount prepared for Ye Chen by Su Binglan. She was one hundred percent sure that there were no highways in the Canglan Realm, so she prepared dozens of high-end off-road vehicles and hundreds of barrels of gasoline for Ye Chen, all stuffed into his Qiankun Bag.
Of course, the Qiankun Bag contained not only cars but also computers, phones, diapers, toilet paper, toothbrushes, toothpaste, shampoo... Ye Chen was like a mobile treasury, possessing everything one could ask for!
Supreme Master Tian Yu enjoyed novel things, so Ye Chen decided to give her a full taste of novelty all at once!
"Hummer?" Supreme Master Tian Yu had never been to Earth, naturally, she didn't know what a Hummer was.
However, a Hummer is a luxury off-road vehicle from Earth, finely crafted inside, with features such as leather seats, panoramic sunroof, multi-functional steering wheel, a continuously variable transmission with twelve gears, twenty airbags... Supreme Master Tian Yu looked over the Hummer, sensing the extraordinary nature of this "mount."
"Isn't this a mount? How come it's an inanimate object?" Supreme Master Tian Yu asked since she felt that the Hummer didn't have any signs of life.
"Master, let me take you for a spin first, and after that, you'll understand everything!"
Ye Chen's educational level was at best sixth grade in elementary school, while Supreme Master Tian Yu's was probably around third grade. If Ye Chen were to explain to her the structure of a car, the driving force, and the principles of automobiles, he might have to explain until the destruction of the Canglan Realm.
In order not to delay his communication with the beautiful master, Ye Chen simply started the car and slammed his foot down on the accelerator.
"Boom!"
The Hummer roared like an arrow leaving its string, rapidly driving out of the grand hall.
The Baihua Palace was extremely vast, and the roads were quite flat.
Ye Chen drove the Hummer at high speed, without any hindrance, reaching speeds of up to 180 kilometers per hour.
"Damn, what on Earth is that? Scared me to death!"
A male disciple was strolling within the palace; the Hummer suddenly drove past him, startling him severely.
"Ah, what is this? It's so fast!"
The majestic and impressive Hummer sped through, astonishing a group of female disciples who stared incredulously at its disappearing figure.
"What kind of beast is this?"
With numerous disciples in the Baihua Palace, Ye Chen driving the Hummer around ostentatiously soon attracted the attention of many disciples.
"This is a rare ancient species; let's catch it together, don't let it get away!"
In the end, the Hummer sparked a wild chase among a group of disciples. They mistook the vehicle for a strange beast and wanted to capture it.
However, the Hummer was too fast, and the disciples couldn't catch up at all; they could only eat dust behind it.
"What's going on? A strange beast has run into Supreme Master Tian Yu's palace!"
"The beast ran into Supreme Master Tian Yu's grand hall, but there's been no disturbance from inside. This beast must be Supreme Master Tian Yu's pet!"
"The master truly lives up to her name; the pet she keeps is incredible – a group of us couldn't even catch up!"
"What kind of beast is this pet? Why have I never heard of it before?"
"This beast has a very peculiar body and a strange roar. Could it be a pet Supreme Master Tian Yu caught from the Forbidden Zone of Life?"
In front of Supreme Master Tian Yu's palace, quite a crowd had gathered—disciples who were disturbed by the 'strange beast.' Ye Chen's Hummer was too eye-catching; it was impossible not to pay attention.
Inside Supreme Master Tian Yu's palace.
Ye Chen got out of the Hummer, and Supreme Master Tian Yu was still frozen in the car as if she had been startled by something.
"Master, what's the matter?" Ye Chen opened the passenger door and asked Supreme Master Tian Yu with a smile.
"..."
Supreme Master Tian Yu sat in the driver's seat, her expression still a bit dazed, as if in disbelief and incomprehension.
A fairy-like figure sitting inside a Hummer; this sour and refreshing scene... Ye Chen watched the scene before him, gradually becoming entranced.
Supreme Master Tian Yu, beautiful and sacred, was dressed in a luxurious robe embroidered with flying phoenixes—an outfit that was definitely ancient.
However, seeing the holy Supreme Master Tian Yu in the passenger seat of a Hummer was too shocking... sour, yet exhilarating!
"Ye Chen, where did this Hummer come from?" Supreme Master Tian Yu looked around excitedly and asked, "This Hummer is indeed excellent; it really runs faster than vicious beasts, and it's very comfortable to sit in. Such a mount is truly rare!"
"..."
Seeing his master's excitement, Ye Chen knew he had pleased her successfully, and Supreme Master Tian Yu really liked the Hummer.
"Master, I once accidentally entered a ruin, where I found many extraordinary treasures; this Hummer is one of them!" Ye Chen said.
As a visitor from Earth, Ye Chen was determined never to reveal his true identity.
"Ruins?" Supreme Master Tian Yu said. "Where are these ruins, and can you still find them?"
"Master, if you want this Hummer car, I will present it to you; there's no need to look for any ruins!" Ye Chen said.
"You don't understand," Tian Yu replied. "If there's a 'Hummer' this extraordinary in the ruins, there must be other treasures. I'm concerned you haven't explored thoroughly enough and I want to explore the ruins once more!"
"..."
Ye Chen's face stiffened. He had just been spouting nonsense, and his beautiful master took it seriously. Alien beauties are too easy to deceive.
"Where are these ruins?" Tian Yu's interest was piqued, keen on sweeping the ruins clean.
"Master, after I emerged from the ruins, they flew away on their own…" Ye Chen had to continue fabricating stories to dampen Tian Yu's hopes.
"Is that so…" Tian Yu blinked her beautiful eyes, clearly a bit disappointed.
"Master, this Hummer is for you. Do you want it?" Ye Chen asked.
"I do!" Tian Yu placed her hand on Ye Chen's shoulder. "Good disciple, your master's affection for you has not been wasted; now you know how to honor your master!"
Ye Chen watched his joyful and silly beautiful master, thinking to himself: Beautiful Master, I'm not trying to honor you; I'm trying to chase you!
"This Hummer is so dazzling, and it can run so fast! The space inside is also huge; you could entirely sleep in it!"
Supreme Master Tian Yu, lacking any sense of a prodigious warrior's poise, got into the driver's seat, grabbed the steering wheel, and tried to start the Hummer, imitating Ye Chen's actions.
"Eh, why isn't the Hummer moving?"
"Strange, why can't I turn this round thing? I just saw Ye Chen turning it!"
"Ye Chen, how did you get it to move? Why won't it listen to my commands?"
"Ye Chen, could it be that the Hummer recognizes you as its master?"
"Mental control, mental control..."
"It still won't work; why won't it work!"
"This is infuriating!"
Supreme Master Tian Yu on the Hummer, completely uninhibited, was desperate to get it started but couldn't even turn the steering wheel.
"An invincible Supreme Master, playing with a small car, utterly fails to get it going!" Ye Chen was bemused by the scene.
Tian Yu, clad in her splendid robe, sat in the driver's seat, tapping on the steering wheel, wanting to enjoy the thrill of speeding, only to find that she couldn't even turn the wheel. Ye Chen was close to bursting into laughter because it was hilariously absurd.
"Ye Chen, what's wrong with this Hummer? Why won't it obey me? Did you make it recognize you as its master?" Tian Yu asked Ye Chen.
"Recognize a master?" Upon hearing this, Ye Chen's face broke into a wide grin; his beautiful master was too adorable.
"What's going on?" Tian Yu glared at Ye Chen fiercely, itching to smack the cheeky disciple.
The Hummer was so fast and its design so unique that Tian Yu fell in love with it at first sight; she always had a penchant for peculiar things!
"Master, a Hummer can't recognize a master; anyone can drive it!" Ye Chen said with a light smile.
"If anyone can drive it, why can't I?" Tian Yu asked.
"You don't know how to drive!" Ye Chen beamed.
"..."
"Aren't you able to drive? Quickly teach me how!" Tian Yu insisted.
"Master, learning to drive requires hands-on teaching, and I'm afraid of inadvertently offending you!" Ye Chen explained.
"Hands-on?" Tian Yu frowned. "I am your master, and you are my disciple; what's wrong with hands-on?"
"Come on, no more nonsense, teach me how to drive the Hummer. You're dithering like a woman!"
Tian Yu had lived for hundreds of years, and Ye Chen was just a kid, her disciple at that. So what if it was hands-on?
As a Supreme Master who dominated a region and commanded countless disciples, Tian Yu lived her life freely.
"Master, you don't understand; this Hummer has so many features; it took me several years to figure them out. If I don't teach you hands-on, it'll take you years to learn to drive!" Ye Chen pretended to be dead serious.
"..."
"Master, look, this is the door panel; it can raise and lower itself without any effort needed, just by pressing this button!" Ye Chen lowered and then raised the car window. "The Hummer has too many functions; I must teach you hands-on!"
"With no force applied, the door panel raises and lowers on its own. It's so ingeniously made; I didn't notice at first!" Tian Yu's eyes shone, utterly captivated by the power windows!
Eventually, driven by curiosity, Tian Yu set aside her distractions and allowed her disciple to teach her how to drive, hands-on.
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