As soon as Xu Qingling spoke, Yalina and Qianyue Bing froze, their faces adorned with awkward smiles, looking guilty as thieves.

"What's wrong?" Ye Chen pretended to be clueless.

"You don't know about your own affairs? And you still ask me what's wrong?" Xu Qingling's pretty face tensed, seeming unhappy.

"What affairs do we have?" Ye Chen blinked, an innocent look on his face.

"Hmph!" Xu Qingling snorted coldly.

"Even if I did indulge you, since they joined later than me, aren't they supposed to serve me tea or something?"

Sitting on a high chair, Xu Qingling looked at Yalina and Qianyue Bing, her face screaming "I'm the boss, you're second, and you're third."

"Why should we serve you tea? Do you think you're the landlord's wife?" Qianyue Bing put down her utensils, irritated by Xu Qingling's smugness.

"I'm Western, I don't understand these rituals, so let's skip the tea," said Yalina as she set down her utensils, also full.

"You've eaten my meal, drank my soup, and can't even serve me a cup of tea? It seems I can't give you the antidote!" Xu Qingling didn't lose her temper, simply sighed softly.

"What, you poisoned the food!" Ye Chen's face suddenly turned sour, and since he had eaten the most, he'd be the first to suffer if it were true.

"Why are you scared? The poison only affects women!" Xu Qingling rolled her eyes at Ye Chen.

"Then I'm relieved!" Ye Chen let out a sigh of relief.

"..."

"Ye Chen, we're all your wives, Xu Qingling is leading us to fight each other, aren't you going to discipline her?" Qianyue Bing and Yalina said.

"It's not even dark yet, besides, it's inconvenient with so many people around. Wait until you leave, then I'll properly discipline her!" Ye Chen assured.

"..."

"How come you're not panicking at all? I really did poison your food!" Xu Qingling said. "But, if you serve me tea and call me big sister, I'll give you the antidote!"

"We are Land God deities, our genes have evolved infinitely, immune to any poison. We can drink pesticides like cola and not bat an eyelid, why should we fear your poison?" Yalina replied very calmly.

"Well, actually I didn't poison the food!" Xu Qingling nonchalantly confessed. "I just went to the restroom while cooking, and accidentally got some poop on my hand while wiping, then I forgot to wash my hands!"

"So what?" Yalina was completely unfazed.

"The serving of egg fried rice you ate was mixed with the hand I used after the restroom!" Xu Qingling's eyes gleamed, filled with amusement. "But, I didn't wear plastic gloves while mixing the rice, and since you didn't see it, it shouldn't make you feel sick, right?"

"Pu!" Ye Chen spat out a mouthful of old soup, secretly relieved he hadn't eaten any egg fried rice.

"You, you wouldn't do something that disgusting, would you?" Yalina was visibly disturbed, her face showing a horrified expression.

"Xu Qingling, you, you wouldn't do that, would you?" Qianyue Bing also looked incredulous, until then she had thought the egg fried rice tasted especially good!

"Originally, I didn't want to tell you, but who told you not to serve me tea?" Xu Qingling glanced at them, her demeanor suggesting she wasn't joking.

"It's this very finger, with a blob of poop, and I haven't washed my hands since!" Xu Qingling extended her index finger for them to see, then sniffed it near her nose. "Ah, the smell's still there, so stinky!"

"..."

The ecstatic look on Xu Qingling's face sent chills down Yalina and Qianyue Bing's spines, conjuring an urge to vomit.

"Ye Chen, smell my finger and see if it stinks?" Xu Qingling put her finger near Ye Chen's nose.

"It's so stinky, really stinky." Ye Chen cooperated, pinching his nose, acting as if he had been knocked out by the stench.

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"

Qian Yue Bing couldn't believe she was dry heaving at first, and then the situation spiraled out of control, leading to outright disgust.

Yalina was affected too, following Qian Yue Bing's lead and dry heaving; it was a sensation of wanting to vomit but not being able to.

Damn it!

Xu Qingling was so good at being disgusting!

In the end, Yalina and Qian Yue Bing ran off while dry heaving. Whenever they saw Xu Qingling, they recalled whatever she had said, and they couldn't stop feeling nauseous. Just seeing Xu Qingling made them sick!

Even if whatever was said wasn't true, Xu Qingling and Ye Chen's act was more than they could take.

So, two Land Gods were disgusted and chased away by a martial arts master.

"..."

"Congratulations, you successfully made them run away in disgust!" Ye Chen gave Xu Qingling a thumbs up.

"I should thank you for playing along. Without your exaggerated performance, they wouldn't have been so easily disgusted," Xu Qingling looked at Ye Chen, her eyes filled with laughter.

"You want to thank me? With what?" Ye Chen asked with a mischievous smirk.

"..."

"Hello?" Su Binglan answered the phone; it was an unfamiliar number.

"Miss me?" a man's deep voice came through.

"I did. Where are you? We split up at the hotel that day, why did you leave without saying a word?" Su Binglan seemed to recognize who it was.

"I, I didn't want..." The man seemed to struggle with his words.

"Fuck, you didn't want what? Whatever was going to happen has happened, why are you pretending to be a saint now!" Su Binglan suppressed her voice as she yelled into the phone.

"It seems like we didn't have much contact, did we?" the man's deep voice sounded, somewhat uncertain.

"A big circle doesn't count as close contact?" Su Binglan scoffed.

"..." The man fell silent.

"Why aren't you speaking?" Su Binglan prodded. "Give me one billion for a night, or I'll have my husband kill you!"

"You... you didn't say you had a husband that day!" the man hesitated.

"It doesn't matter whether I have a husband or not, just give me one billion for a night, or I'll make sure you're ruined!" Su Binglan said. "I've thoroughly checked your background, and I know where your company is. One billion is just a small amount for you. If you don't give me this one billion, you'll see what I can do!"

The man fell silent again; things were getting complicated.

"..."

Su Binglan held the phone, her silent laughter turning into crescent moons in her eyes. Perhaps it was too much joy turning into sorrow, as she started crying while laughing.

"Su Binglan, do you know it's me and are deliberately saying these things to upset me?" Ye Chen suddenly spoke after a pause.

Ye Chen had just returned from the Plough Heaven Cave Abode and wanted to call Su Bingan to check in and see how they were doing. Instead, Su Binglua gave him a huge surprise!

"I didn't know!" Su Binglan's tears were still streaming down chaotically.

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