Urban Soldier Young Master

Chapter 702: The Stumbling Young Aunt


"Click"

Hearing this sound suddenly, Chu Ge couldn't help but be slightly stunned. This is... the sound of someone unlocking the door?

Immediately after, he heard a "bang" as the door closed.

"Sis, I'm back! How did you and brother-in-law do last night? Without me, the third wheel, getting in the way, your time together must have been splendid, right? I made sure to stay out of the house just for you two. Shouldn't you thank me properly? Otherwise, hehe..."

Then, Qin Ruoying's voice drifted into the bedroom, making Qin Ruojing feel extremely embarrassed as she pulled the blanket over her head. Meanwhile, Chu Ge's mouth twitched violently.

He was utterly defeated by Qin Ruoying. This girl really dares to say anything, huh?

Could it be... is this how they talk when the sisters are alone together?

Just as this thought popped into his head, Chu Ge suddenly snapped back to reality. Damn, is this the time to be wondering about that?

He was about to reach for his clothes when he suddenly realized something.

Damn! Where are my clothes?

When Qin Ruojing pulled the blanket over, she had inadvertently rolled up all of Chu Ge's clothes, so of course, he couldn't find them now.

Listening to Qin Ruoying's voice, she seemed quite excited, not letting her mouth rest. Just as she shouted the first "Sis," she had already kicked off her shoes, switched to slippers, and was running in.

Chu Ge grew increasingly flustered. Judging by the sound, Qin Ruoying was already at the bedroom door. Even if he wanted to close the door, it was too late. He was totally confused and even forgot to let Qin Ruoying know, only thinking, where are my clothes?

Pat, pat...

The sound of slippers cheerfully hitting the floor came closer. Chu Ge could even see a little foot.

At this point, Chu Ge couldn't bother looking for his clothes anymore. Even if he found them, there was no time to put them on. He quickly lay on the bed and slipped under the blanket just as Qin Ruoying was about to enter.

However, it was unclear whether Qin Ruojing was too nervous or just had a reflex gone wrong. Before Chu Ge could fully slip under the blanket, she let out a scream and kicked him.

Chu Ge was already in a daze, and he never expected Qin Ruojing to kick him, throwing him off balance and sending him tumbling off the bed.

At the same time, Qin Ruoying's puzzled voice entered the room, "Sis, what are you doing? Ah!"

This sentence, especially the final "Ah," was genuinely heard right next to Chu Ge's ear.

Because... as Qin Ruoying was speaking, she had already walked into the bedroom and, quite coincidentally, tripped over Chu Ge, who had fallen off the bed, causing her to lose her balance and fall right beside Chu Ge.

Chu Ge was utterly embarrassed. What... what is this situation?

In fact, from the moment Qin Ruoying entered the room to the moment she fell next to Chu Ge, only a few seconds had passed.

Yet, in these few seconds, for Chu Ge, Qin Ruoying, and even Qin Ruojing under the blanket, it felt as long as several centuries.

After a few more seconds that felt as long as centuries passed, a voice broke the extreme silence in the room.

"Uh... um... Xiao Ying, are you okay?"

It was Qin Ruojing speaking. Although she was embarrassed to the point of wishing she could find a place to hide, her instinctive concern for her sister made her pop her head out of the blanket upon hearing Qin Ruoying's scream.

The first thing Qin Ruojing saw was her sister lying beside Chu Ge. She stared in a strange mood for two seconds before noticing the pained look on her sister's face. She then stammered out a question.

"Uh... um... that..." Qin Ruoying raised her head blankly and stammered a few words when she met her sister's gaze, finally managing to squeeze out a "I'm fine."

"Well..." Qin Ruojing and Qin Ruoying's eyes met for less than two seconds before they spoke simultaneously, then simultaneously diverted their gaze.

It was as if they were both looking into a mirror, with their expressions, tone, and movements being exactly the same.

"Well... I didn't see anything, just, uh, continue, continue..." After a few moments of silence, Qin Ruoying got up from Chu Ge, left a hasty remark, and dashed away, returning to the room she'd been staying in.

Hearing Qin Ruoying saying something like that, Chu Ge's forehead was suddenly full of black lines. Ugh... the atmosphere was perfectly fine just now, but you had to return at the most awkward moment?

When Qin Ruoying finally left the bedroom, Chu Ge stood up from the floor helplessly, looking at Qin Ruojing on the bed. He rubbed his temples and shook his head in disbelief, "Your sister... really is your sister..."

"I didn't expect her to come back. I called her earlier, and she clearly said she wouldn't be here." Chu Ge's expression was indescribably conflicted, and Qin Ruojing was no better off, forcing a bitter smile, "Alright, hurry and get dressed."

As she spoke, Qin Ruojing felt around under the blanket for Chu Ge's clothes and threw them over to him.

Chu Ge casually caught his shirt and put it on in a few swift moves, "How about... we do what your sister said? Continue?"

"Continue your head! Are you serious?" Qin Ruojing gave Chu Ge a big Byakugan.

Chu Ge chuckled. He was just joking, of course. With such an unexpected situation, Qin Ruojing was definitely more embarrassed than him. After all, Qin Ruojing's skin is so thin, he needed to calm her down properly.

If not, what if it leaves Qin Ruojing with some shadow and affects their married life in the future?

That is definitely something that could very well happen.

As for how to comfort Qin Ruojing's mood... Chu Ge racked his brains thinking about it.

Very soon, Chu Ge thought of some funny jokes and smiled at Qin Ruojing, "Honey, let me tell you a joke?"

Qin Ruojing rolled her eyes at Chu Ge in exasperation. She was full of awkwardness, and Chu Ge still had the leisure for jokes?

"Tell a joke? Are you out of your mind?"

"Do I look like I'm out of my mind?" Chu Ge rolled his eyes and began to tell Qin Ruojing a joke on his own.

"Honey, this joke goes like this. One day, an aunt suddenly came into the dorm, looked around, and stared at me for a long time. It made me feel creepy, and I wondered if this person was out of her mind. Just as I was about to speak, she suddenly asked me a question. She said, 'Young man, are you in a relationship?' I was even more puzzled at the time."

"I thought for a long time and didn't know what the aunt meant, so I told her I wasn't in a relationship. Then the aunt breathed a sigh of relief, truly a long sigh of relief."

Chu Ge spoke with such seriousness that, although Qin Ruojing wasn't in the mood for jokes, Chu Ge's sudden pause aroused her curiosity, and she couldn't help but urge, "And then?"

Hearing Qin Ruojing actively asking the question, Chu Ge couldn't help but feel a bit proud. It seemed his strategy was very successful, and he indeed diverted Qin Ruojing's attention. He chuckled and continued.

"Then I was even more puzzled and asked the aunt, 'What do you mean, aunt? Why did you come in so abruptly and ask me such a strange question?'"

"The aunt said, 'My daughter got a boyfriend who said he's in this dorm, so I came to take a look.'"

"I was stunned for half a day and suddenly felt something was off. So I asked the aunt, 'Aunt, we have six people in our dorm, but you didn't look at them and came directly to me. Why didn't you ask their opinions?'"

Here, Chu Ge deliberately paused again and grinned at Qin Ruojing.

By now, Qin Ruojing was thoroughly captivated by Chu Ge's story and urged, "Why do you have to take a big breath every time you speak? What next? What did the aunt mean? Why didn't she ask others?"

Chu Ge scratched his head and said, "Guess? Jokes are fun with interaction, right? Try to see if you can guess it. If I just tell you the answer, wouldn't that take away a lot of fun?"

Qin Ruojing looked at Chu Ge speechlessly. This guy telling a joke with such suspense was really annoying, deliberately keeping her in suspense.

However, knowing it was deliberate, Qin Ruojing was indeed curious. She thought for a moment and said, "Because she's seen a photo of her daughter with her boyfriend? Thinks you look like him?"

After saying that, Qin Ruojing immediately dismissed the idea because she remembered a detail. Chu Ge said the aunt sighed in relief after asking, which was quite strange, so it couldn't be that.

Sure enough, Chu Ge shook his head, "No, think again?"

Qin Ruojing guessed several more answers, but Chu Ge shook his head each time. She eventually got tired of guessing and asked Chu Ge to just tell her the answer.

Seeing that Qin Ruojing's attention had been adequately diverted, Chu Ge laughed, "The aunt said, 'As long as it's not you, I'm relieved.'"

Qin Ruojing was stunned at first, then burst out laughing, thinking that the aunt's words were really sharp. If that were truly the case, she couldn't be so blunt, could she?

After they laughed for a while, Qin Ruojing suddenly remembered the earlier incident and complained, "You were really something earlier. Couldn't you have warned my sister before she came in?"

At that point, Chu Ge really felt wronged and smiled wryly, "Wasn't I stunned by what your sister said? She came in so quickly; I didn't even have time to react."

Qin Ruojing snorted, getting even more annoyed, "Yeah right, I think you did it on purpose."

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