Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi, two super beautiful women, were going out for a walk, and naturally, Yun Hao had to accompany them. Otherwise, there would definitely be a lot of flies buzzing around. With Yun Hao as the Flower Guardian, there was nothing to fear. Any fly that came close would be swatted dead!
They strolled along the riverside for over an hour, and Yun Hao, just like a little sidekick, accompanied the two ladies back to the villa!
"Get ready, we set off the day after tomorrow!" After returning to the villa, the three of them were happily watching TV when Cold Face, like a ghost, walked in and left a casual remark before preparing to leave!
"Hey, can you walk more loudly? Are you a ghost?" Yun Hao complained dissatisfiedly, seeing Cold Face had no intention of acknowledging him, he continued, "Is Tank coming tonight or tomorrow morning?"
"Tonight!" Cold Face dropped a line and then left!
"Honey, are you going to leave so soon again?"
"It's nothing, I'll be back soon!"
"It'd be better if you didn't come back, that way I could live with Xiao Yan. Come on, hand over all your cards first!" Zhao Shishi arrogantly extended her small hand in front of Yun Hao.
"Wife, look at Shishi, she actually wants to snatch the financial authority of the household from you. This cannot be tolerated! I think you must let her know who's the first wife and who's the second wife in this house!"
Seeing this, Yun Hao quickly acted like a pitiful little rabbit, wrapping his arms around Chu Yan's arm, stirring up trouble!
"Hmm, I also deeply feel that my position as the one holding the family financial authority is in danger!" Chu Yan seemed to agree deeply with Yun Hao's words, nodding gently, and just as Yun Hao was filled with joy, Chu Yan exchanged a glance with Zhao Shishi!
The next second, Yun Hao cried out in pain!
It turned out that the two little girls, Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi, pinched his waist and arm with their small hands, their four hands acting like little lobster claws, pinching Yun Hao into cries of pain!
In the end, Yun Hao handed over the last two cards on him, life's hard, indeed. How could someone as mighty as Asura end up with pockets cleaner than his face? If this got out, wouldn't people laugh at him until they were teary-eyed?
"Is there really nothing left?"
"He definitely has more!"
"If you have, just hand it over quickly!"
"Yeah, don't force us to use punishment on you!"
Listening to the two women singing in chorus on either side, Yun Hao squeezed out two pitiful tears, gosh, how tragic!
However, in his heart, Yun Hao was secretly laughing, luckily he was smart; he still had some money with Mengqi and some super valuable things there!
"Esteemed queens, I really don't have any money left on me. If you don't believe me, I'll take off my clothes for you to check. I'm so poor I even have to sell my briefs!" Yun Hao pretended to be pitiful, hoping to fool these two skin-flay detectives!
"Then do it, I want to see if you have money hidden in your briefs." Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi almost said in unison, then stared at Yun Hao unabashedly, without a hint of embarrassment!
"Here? Isn't it inappropriate? What if Auntie Wu comes out and sees it, how embarrassing would that be?"
"Don't worry, Shishi and I will cover for you, hurry up!"
"Yeah, quickly!"
Since you don't mind, why should I?
Thinking this, Yun Hao didn't care anymore, stood up, and pulled down his pants right in front of the two women!
"Hey, where are you two going? Don't take my pants away!" Yun Hao looked at the two women, bewildered, and said speechlessly!
"Hehe, I knew you two were joking with me, huh? What are you doing? Don't, this isn't good, we're still in the living room. But if you two want, I don't mind!"
It's undeniable; Yun Hao's thought process is indeed different from normal people!
But just as Yun Hao was fantasizing, he noticed the two women leisurely heading upstairs once he was only left in his briefs!
Oh, I get it, these two girls are still a bit reserved, but that's no problem. If not in the living room, there's always a bedroom. As long as they can all sleep together under one big quilt, he wouldn't mind even on a mountain!
Thinking this, Yun Hao chased after them to the second floor wearing just his big briefs. He saw the two girls enter Chu Yan's room, and Yun Hao approached the door, ready to push it open!
But when his hand grasped the doorknob to twist it, Yun Hao was petrified like a rock right there!
What the hell, it's locked from the inside, tricked again!
No matter how he calculated, he didn't expect these two girls to team up against him again. Yun Hao genuinely felt like crying but had no tears left!
"Honey, go sleep in your own room; Shishi and I have a lot to talk about tonight!"
"Oh dear, I forgot, I seem to have locked Yun Hao's room!"
Listening to their choral conversation, Yun Hao rolled his eyes helplessly, turned, and went into Zhao Shishi's room, pulling out a coat from Zhao Shishi's wardrobe to wrap around his waist!
Why not wear it?
Because he couldn't fit into it, Zhao Shishi's build was too petite. How could a man like Yun Hao, over six feet tall, fit into Zhao Shishi's coat?
Draped in Zhao Shishi's coat, Yun Hao sneaked over to Tank's villa, afraid someone might see him like this!
"What are you up to? Trying something unconventional?" Seeing Yun Hao dressed oddly, Cold Face wrinkled his nose, puzzled.
"Unconventional, my ass! Go out and buy me a set of clothes I can wear!"
"What happened? Got kicked out by your wife?"
"Damn, where do you get so much nonsense? Hurry up and buy me some clothes!" Yun Hao rolled his eyes speechlessly at Cold Face's mockery and whispered.
"No time, since you're so tough, go buy it yourself!" Cold Face curled his lips disdainfully at Yun Hao's words, then dove back into his experiments!
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