My Brilliant CEO Wife

Chapter 342


"Pfft, hahaha, Duan Xiaoxi, hahaha, how could anyone be named that?" As soon as Duan Xiaoxi introduced his name, Yun Hao burst out laughing without any reservation, even pointing at Duan Xiaoxi while laughing, not caring about the other person's feelings at all!

Yun Hao's sudden action left everyone present bewildered, including Chu Yan and others. They couldn't understand what kind of trick Yun Hao was up to now.

However, Chu Yan and the other girls didn't care; he's just some lame boss, right? Even if he's from the Sea Sky Hotel, so what? Yun Hao could wipe him out in seconds. Yes, at that moment, including Su Qiao, all three girls thought this way. They were clearly deeply affected by Yun Hao!

"Sir, is there something wrong with my name?" When Duan Xiaoxi saw Yun Hao interrupt him, and even mercilessly mock his name, he couldn't help but feel angry. However, for some reason, he couldn't show his anger!

"No, no, really, I'm sorry. I have this problem where I tend to laugh whenever I hear something funny. Your name is really nice, really, don't burden yourself!" Yun Hao quickly stopped himself from laughing any further, then patted the other on the shoulder three times, comforting him generously.

But seriously, who needs your comfort?

What do you mean by don't burden yourself?

Who the hell is burdened?

At this moment, Duan Xiaoxi was furious, feeling murderous, but in front of Yun Hao, he couldn't show it. For someone who had been lingering on the edge of darkness for so long, how could he not recognize Yun Hao? This man known as Asura!

"Mr. Yun, you're joking. How could I be burdened? But I still don't understand what's so funny about my name?" Duan Xiaoxi's face twitched a few times as he stared at Yun Hao and asked.

"Do you really not know? Oh my god, you actually don't know. You look like you're over forty, right? Yet you don't understand the meaning of your own name. You really live your life so casually!" Yun Hao continued his exaggerated performance, and finally even disgustingly covered his mouth with one hand, a look as punchable as could be!

"Please, Mr. Yun, enlighten me!" Duan Xiaoxi swore that if it weren't for the grand plan and not making unnecessary moves, he would definitely fight Yun Hao to the death!

Forty-something? You're the one who's over forty!

"Yeah, brother, you've been laughing for half the day, so what exactly are you laughing at? What's wrong with the name Duan Xiaoxi?" Su Qiao also poked her head out of the car, looking curiously at Yun Hao.

Not only Su Qiao, but Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi also looked over with puzzled expressions. Although they didn't ask, it was clear from their faces that they were also confused!

"You really don't get it? Then let me explain!" Yun Hao cleared his throat, drawing the attention of the two fat men and the dozens of bodyguards in black. Anyone who didn't know would think Yun Hao was about to give an important speech!

"The name Duan Xiaoxi can actually be pronounced like this, come on, everyone say it with me!" Yun Hao looked at everyone and said loudly, "Short, small, thin!"

Almost everyone instinctively repeated after Yun Hao, including Duan Xiaoxi himself. After everyone quietly recited it a few times, those who caught on couldn't help but burst into laughter, and those who were a bit more reserved were holding their laughter, faces turning red!

Duan Xiaoxi?

Short small thin?

Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi, who had caught on, couldn't help but blush, casting a glaring look at Yun Hao. This guy was too shameless, too lewd, but at the same time, they were thinking about what exactly Duan Xiaoxi did to offend Yun Hao!

From their understanding of Yun Hao, although Yun Hao was arrogant and domineering, he wasn't the kind of man who would lose his temper or vent on someone for no reason!

"Short small thin? Hahaha, brother, you are so bad, how can you just say that someone is short small and thin? If this gets out, how will he live?" Su Qiao laughed recklessly, showing no ladylike demeanor!

Indeed, any man being called short small and thin would probably be very angry, wouldn't they? Imagine, you're short, small, and thin down there, and it's being exposed in front of others. How would you feel?

That's exactly how Duan Xiaoxi felt at that moment!

"Yun Hao, you, you stop scaremongering. I'm not short small and thin!" By this point, Duan Xiaoxi was flushed red and furious, pointing at Yun Hao and yelling.

"You're not Duan Xiaoxi? Then who are you?" Yun Hao looked at him with a surprised expression!

"I'm Duan Xiaoxi!"

"Then that's it, as long as you admit you're short small and thin! Remember, go home and ask your parents why they gave you such a meaningful name. Really, I suspect, you might not be their biological child!" Yun Hao feigned deep sorrow, patting Short Small Thin's shoulder, then directly got into the car, driving off swiftly!

"Boss Duan, they've already gone far, shouldn't we..." It wasn't until Yun Hao had driven off for a long time that a bodyguard behind Short Small Thin came forward hesitantly.

"Hmph, let's go, and make sure those two fat pigs over there are taken care of. I don't want a word about today's incident to get out! Otherwise, I'll kill you all!" Short Small Thin snorted coldly, casting a dark glance at the two fat, big-eared men, and instructed ominously.

"Yes, don't worry, Boss Duan!" The bodyguard quickly assured him, secretly sneering in disdain. A man whose basic attributes were so pathetic, what right did he have to order people around!

As for what happened there, Yun Hao no longer cared, since he was now facing the siege of Chu Yan and Zhao Shishi!

"Yun Hao, quickly tell us, how did that Short Small Thin offend you?"

"Yeah, even if he really is Short Small Thin, you can't just expose him like that in public, right?"

"You two pervy girls, stop calling him Short Small Thin, his name is Duan Xiaoxi, alright?" Yun Hao just fought back with a sentence but was immediately met with a combo punch from the two girls!

"You still have the nerve to say we're pervy? You were the one who brought it up first. Come on, how did that guy offend you?" Chu Yan pinched Yun Hao's ear with one small hand, looking like a tigress!

"Exactly, Yun Hao, could it be that you were angry because that Short Small Thin wanted to give your wife a Diamond Member Card?" Zhao Shishi, though not pinching Yun Hao's ear, had also not held back from hitting him earlier!

"How could I be? Am I that kind of person? Besides, as for that lousy Diamond Card, if Romance hadn't insisted on giving it to me, I wouldn't have even bothered with it. You know the membership cards that can catch my eye are all from hotels like Hilton!" Yun Hao put on an impressive show again!

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