The Ultimate Versatile Soldier King

Chapter 421: The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat


"Damn, quickly heal me, can't you see I'm about to die? Teaming up with you is such a pain." Du Xin roared furiously, his fingers flying over the keyboard, his eyes fixed on the screen.

"Screw you, you're in pain? I'm about to get crushed. Can you stop standing so close to the boss? When I heal you, the boss's aggro gets transferred to me. With your damage output, I can only give you two words... Haha." Yang Wei countered, refusing to show weakness, mocking each other.

The two were playing a game, teaming up to tackle a dungeon. Meanwhile, Fei Yuan was sound asleep, snoring loudly. The two were so loud in their insults, but still couldn't wake him up, showing his power wasn't ordinary.

Although Du Xin and Yang Wei both noticed Luo Chao come in, neither paid him any attention, focusing on their game.

"Hey, what's up with you guys? Am I not welcome back?" Luo Chao walked up behind them, patting their shoulders and smiling.

"Hey, who are you? How did you get into our dorm? Hurry, hurry, get out." Du Xin turned to act all unfamiliar, about to chase him away.

"Yeah, who are you? I've never seen you before." Yang Wei chimed in. This was the first time Luo Chao saw the two united on the same front.

Luo Chao crossed his arms and let out a cold laugh, "Oh! What are you two up to? Not acknowledging me as your bro anymore? You were fine on the phone."

"Who's your bro! Be careful, we'll beat you up! Daring to take advantage of us." Du Xin said arrogantly, with a cheeky attitude.

"Exactly..."

The next moment, both their faces had an intimate encounter with the keyboard. "Damn it, haven't seen you for days, you've gotten gutsy, trying to show off with me. Come, let me see how capable you are."

"Ow, my gosh, it hurts so much." Du Xin rubbed his nose, smashed against the laptop, looking very wronged. "Luo bro, you hit quite harshly! My most handsome nose, it's finished now!"

Yang Wei wasn't any better, with thick-bottom glasses hanging crookedly on his face, one lens cracked with a few lines, giving off a comical look. He angrily blamed Du Xin. "It's all your crappy idea."

"Hey~, why is it all on me? You were involved too, alright?" Du Xin sighed in lamentation, the mastermind lamenting his miscalculation.

You couldn't blame him, he didn't expect Luo Chao to be so violent right away, not giving them time to finish their prank.

Luo Chao lay sideways on the bed, propping his head with one hand, "Come on, what are you up to?" He teased, "Don't make me hit you again! Lately, I don't know why, but my temper's been bad, I don't hold back when I strike, if I beat you to a pulp, don't blame me!"

Upon hearing this, realizing they'd get beaten if they didn't speak, the two immediately cowered. Du Xin confessed honestly, "Isn't it because you got seduced and neglected your friends? You just got to the university and ran off with two girls. Don't you know there are few girls at school? How are we supposed to live?"

"So you guys are giving me the cold shoulder, huh?" Luo Chao said amused. "Trying to mess with me? Want me to compensate you?" Really didn't know what these two idiots were thinking.

"Yeah, Luo bro, you're so smart! Seeing through our thoughts so thoroughly." Yang Wei fawningly praised, this *** lewd guy, the mayor's son, truly bizarre.

"Then what do you want to do?" Luo Chao asked.

"Hehe~ You should know Chen Ziqi, right?" Yang Wei's expression was as lewd as it could be. "Could you introduce her to me?"

"Come on, first of all, I don't even know her well, and look at yourself now, who would be interested in you?" Luo Chao was startled by this guy's tone. If he really took this guy to introduce to Chen Ziqi, he'd be asking for trouble, can't humiliate that girl like that.

"See, Luo bro is sensible, just look at you, a toad wanting to eat swan meat." Du Xin mocked righteously, then suddenly changed his tone, addressing Luo Chao: "Luo bro, actually, I've been in love with Xia Xin since I noticed her when we first started school, so deeply in love I can't pull myself out, please bring us together!"

Luo Chao really felt stuck, how could he have two dumb roommates. "Aren't you doing well with Ma Lili? Why are you being two-timing, messing around!"

"Hey~, I'm tired of her, planning to dump her in a few days. Thus I'm scouting for someone suitable! Luo bro, help me out." Du Xin said boldly, "Your bro here has the physique, the looks, house, car, savings, Xia Xin has no reason not to like me, I just lack a chance to get close."

"Hey! Lili! You heard everything, right? That's how it is, do as you see fit!" After Du Xin finished speaking, Yang Wei too started talking to Ma Lili by phone.

Seeing this, Du Xin's face turned green. He jumped to snatch the phone away. Shouting, "Damn Yang Wei... ."

"Damn Du Xin!!" The phone roared with a deafening voice, "I heard everything you said, you'd better explain clearly what 'tired of and planning to dump' means."

Du Xin glared fiercely at Yang Wei, put the phone to his ear, speaking meekly, "Lili, you misunderstood, I was discussing a TV show with Luo bro just now!"

Beside him, Luo Chao intentionally spoke loudly, "Du Xin, that girl indeed deserves attention, but you can't let Lili down!"

Upon hearing this, he felt like dying inside, these two ruthless brothers really got him in trouble.

Sure enough, the next moment Ma Lili's voice roared aloud again, Luo Chao was a bit worried Yang Wei's phone might shatter.

"You got the damn physique and looks, how long can you last, others might not know, but I do! You can only..." As Ma Lili spoke, suddenly went silent, turned out Du Xin clamped the phone shut tight, not daring to make a sound.

"Hey! Du Xin, what's up? Let us know how many seconds you last. Why cover it, I'm waiting to worship a master." Yang Wei gloated.

Luo Chao seemed a bit embarrassed, raised his hand slightly, "Actually, I'm curious too!"

Giving a middle finger high to the two, Du Xin grumpily hid in the bathroom to take the call, some words can't be heard by others.

"How's the favor I asked you?" Luo Chao asked Yang Wei.

Snapping his fingers, Yang Wei proudly adjusted his glasses, "This little matter was easily done, I got it settled with a call, tomorrow our cousin can go report at Liuhai First Experimental High School."

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