Thinking of this, Shangguan Biyue said to Xiao Tianyu: "I've already talked it over with Lingyue. You're at my place on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at her place on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Don't come back at night; I won't open the door for you!"

Won't open the door? I can climb through the window, Xiao Tianyu secretly thought to himself.

Yet in the next moment, he heard Shangguan Biyue say, "Don't even think about climbing through the window!"

Gulp~

Upon hearing this, Xiao Tianyu swallowed hard. This... how does this woman know what I'm thinking? Could she be reading my mind?

So, looking bewildered, Xiao Tianyu said: "Hey there, beauty, how about we talk again?"

"Talk, my foot! It's decided!"

"..." Is it wrong not to want a harem? Xiao Tianyu had a series of black lines across his face. Other people's wives can't wait to grab a stick and beat up homewreckers, but when it comes to me, we're different, huh? Is this what Ren Jiutian meant by the protagonist's halo?

Ren Jiutian, you bastard, you've ruined me.

Thinking of this, Xiao Tianyu said, "Anyway, I don't agree. If you want a harem, collect one yourself; it has nothing to do... Hey, hey~ Shangguan beauty, don't bite me! Are you trying to murder your husband... let go... no, let go of your mouth... I agree, okay?"

Xiao Tianyu was completely dumbfounded. Is this woman some kind of she-dog? Just bites out of nowhere? What's worse, she bit my neck, am I wrong not to want a harem?

"Agreed!" Shangguan Biyue wiped the residual saliva from her mouth, smiling contentedly: "That's more like it!"

"..." Xiao Tianyu felt speechless. With you biting and pinching like that, how can I not agree?

After that, Xiao Tianyu looked at Gu Lingyue and said: "Tonight, you sleep with me!"

"Sleep with you?" Gu Lingyue blushed. So soon? I'm not mentally prepared yet. That, Tianyu, how about tomorrow? Tomorrow, I'll promise to be all clean and waiting for you in bed.

"No way!" Right at that moment, Shangguan Biyue snorted coldly: "I'm odd, she's even; today is Monday, so tonight you have to sleep in my bed!"

Actually, Shangguan Biyue wanted to say, if you don't sleep in my bed, my leaking condoms would be wasted, though I spent ten thousand bucks to buy them.

Shangguan Biyue was plotting in her heart, if this guy doesn't sow seeds, I insist he does.

"Alright then!" Xiao Tianyu glanced at Gu Lingyue and said: "Okay, tomorrow night then!"

Actually, Xiao Tianyu was just dodging the issue, knowing full well that without dodging today, Shangguan Biyue would be very hard to deal with. As for the future, that's a matter for the future, let's think of a solution then.

"Hmm!" Gu Lingyue nodded shyly. Is my first night going to be dedicated to this guy tomorrow? Gu Lingyue revealed an embarrassed, shy smile.

However, very quickly, she thought of an incident, and said: "Tianyu, I heard from my department manager that you're... you're the president of Celestial Travel International. Is this true?"

"Hmm!" Xiao Tianyu nodded: "It's true!"

Upon hearing Xiao Tianyu's admission, a turbulent feeling surged inside Gu Lingyue's heart. So, this man, whose clothing was nothing special, is really the president of Celestial Travel. Does that mean I'll become the president's wife in the future?

Gu Lingyue pondered and still felt like all of this was like a dream.

But Xiao Tianyu spoke: "Alright, you go home first!"

Upon hearing this, Gu Lingyue felt a faint sense of loss. Just let me go home like this? Shouldn't there be a passionate kiss? But since Xiao Tianyu said so, Gu Lingyue felt too embarrassed to stay.

So she smiled faintly at Shangguan Biyue and said: "Shangguan sis, I'll head back first!"

"Alright!" Shangguan Biyue nodded.

After Gu Lingyue left, Shangguan Biyue glanced at Xiao Tianyu with a faint smile and then followed suit, leaving Xiao Tianyu's office. After all, she dared not linger, in case this guy's animalistic instincts flared up and he pressed her against the desk, it wouldn't be good.

...

At six in the afternoon, it was time for Biyue International to clock out. A crowd had gathered at Biyue International's entrance, pointing and commenting on a beggar.

"Who's this lunatic? Really thinks he can poke a stone with his fingers? This is just hilarious, does he really think his fingers are harder than a rock?"

"Where's my phone!"

"Why are you looking for your phone?"

"There's a lunatic here, I'm going to call the Psychiatric Hospital to come over first!"

"..."

The onlookers whispered about Guan Zhongyuan, having seen funny people before, but they claimed never to have seen someone this hilarious, poking at a stone in broad daylight.

"What are you looking at? I'm refining the Six Meridian Divine Sword!" Guan Zhongyuan shouted.

Refining the Six Meridian Divine Sword?

"Hahaha~ is this guy for real? Does he really think the Six Meridian Divine Sword from 'Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils' is that easy to refine?"

"Whoever's holding me back, leave me alone so that I can laugh for a bit longer!"

"Oh my, I'm done for, I have asthma, can't laugh, quick, call 120 for me!"

"..."

Everyone around clutched their bellies, laughing out loud. Whoever you are, we won't support anyone but you.

Buddy, I have a Tathagata Divine Palm Secret Manual here, would you like it, a hundred bucks a copy.

At this moment, Xiao Tianyu and Shangguan Biyue walked out of Biyue International, seeing the place ahead crowded with Biyue International staff, prompting Shangguan Biyue to frown. Was something happening there?

So, stepping in her high heels, Shangguan Biyue led Xiao Tianyu toward the crowd, seeing Shangguan Biyue and Xiao Tianyu arrive, all employees instinctively opened a path.

Soon, Shangguan Biyue saw Guan Zhongyuan, and felt dizzy instantly: "My God, this... this guy is still practicing? Whoever you are, aren't you being a bit foolish?"

Even Xiao Tianyu showed a look of helplessness, despite being somewhat foolish, he's got some perseverance.

Guan Zhongyuan seemed to notice Xiao Tianyu and stopped his actions, turning to face Xiao Tianyu, complaining: "Boss, this... the Six Meridian Divine Sword is too profound, my limited qualifications cannot comprehend it, can you give me a simpler one or a lost Martial Arts Manual?"

Holy shit, the Six Meridian Divine Sword isn't something that can be refined readily. After poking for a day, only a shallow dent appears on the stone stele. How many years will it take to pierce through this meter-thick stone?

"Hahaha~"

Everyone around clutched their bellies, laughing loudly. Whoever it is, you're seriously practicing the Six Meridian Divine Sword? What level have you practiced to?

Haha~

Even Shangguan Biyue couldn't help but chuckle; she's seen fools before, but Guan Zhongyuan is definitely a first, how can one with this intelligence survive in this dog-eat-dog world?

She truly wanted to say, my dear Guan, stop practicing, you're already invincible in the world.

Yet at this moment, Xiao Tianyu earnestly said, "You want a Martial Arts Manual?"

"Boss, there really is one?" Guan Zhongyuan's heart leaped, wow, wow~ I knew hanging onto this thigh was right, this time I, Guan, will really make it.

As for Shangguan Biyue, her face was lined with disbelief. What trick is this jerk trying to pull on this simpleton? You, jerk, do you even have a conscience?

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