Food God System: Wasteland

Chapter 195: 127. Three-Life Demon!_3


The Food God couldn't escape being mentally crushed by the game.

Later, watching videos, I got to know about Tahm's background in League of Legends.

The three most mysterious demons in the League of Legends universe have a significant impact.

Leaving a deep impression of understanding.

However, summoning Tahm was something Chen Che never expected.

This damned catfish, smiling slyly, with eyes filled with demonic greed and wicked thoughts.

If Bogita's eyes are pure and innocent, filled with confusion and questions from this world, then Tahm is simply thriving.

His eyes are full of all kinds of evil desires and greed, and smelling the stench in the air, the whole fat catfish swings its tail comfortably.

Chen Che could feel a slight connection, coming from Tahm and Bogita.

"Tahm? I didn't expect I could summon you. From today on, you have to call me boss." Chen Che looked at Tahm and said with a smile.

Tahm also noticed this connection, looking up at Chen Che, then glanced at Bogita beside him, instantly displeased.

A noble demon calling someone else boss? His throat chuckled low with a mix of slime and gravel: "Look, my little money tree! Your soul's debts are so high they're like skyscrapers, summoning me along with a dumb dog that can saw wood—what, are you afraid of debt collectors coming home, and getting a couple of guard animals?"

Chen Che's mouth twitched. You could feel Tahm's sharp tongue in the game, and summoning this thing in reality to experience that sharp tongue is truly intoxicating.

Tahm licked with his tongue, scanning the people in the office, and finally his gaze slowly fell on An Nishang.

Starting Tahm-style sarcasm again: "This beauty smells like your personal piggy bank? The skin is tender, but the scheming intrigue smell is pickled so deeply it makes my scales itch—(winking at Chen Che) how about I help you stew her into a thick soup? Guarantee it's stickier than what you two mix up under the office desk~"

The faces of the three captains, including Xia Na, changed, while An Nishang's red lips curved with interest.

"The demon you summoned, quite interesting."

Hearing An Nishang's words, Tahm used his long tongue to wipe the radiation dust off An Nishang's high heels, making a swamp-like bubbling laugh from his throat.

"Leader, how many tons of widow's tears in this perfume of yours? Walking on high heels can squeeze oil from people's bone marrow, the cups your red lips have touched have formed power ice shards—want me to tattoo a price tag on your back? Guarantee it's priced higher on the black market than radiation medicine!"

Chen Che's expression changed, revealing an "I can't bear to look" expression.

Sure enough, An Nishang smiled sweetly, pressing her hand on Tahm's head, red Other Shore Flowers growing on Tahm.

Demons can't die, but they can feel pain.

Tahm didn't expect An Nishang, a human, to have such means, instantly feeling heart-wrenching pain.

Tahm, with his leaky cheeks, made whimpering sounds pleading for mercy, his scales rustling off under the entwined Other Shore Flower.

"Oh dear granny! Your massage skills are more intense than a meat grinder in a junkyard! Let go, let go—(suddenly spits out popcorn-shaped teeth) keep pressing and I'll mutate into a pendant for your high heels!"

An Nishang found him still interesting, her red lips even more captivating, the Other Shore Flower continued to bloom, Tahm's belly tied tight by the flower stem heaved violently, the tail slapped the ground in surrender.

"Stop, stop! I'll trade you three Gold Coins for a breath of air! Throw in your little lover's dream videotape from last night— (screams) damn! Stop strangling my belly! There's still the first-night contract of eighteen virgins inside!"

Tahm was tortured to the brink of despair, this guy is incredibly tough-skinned, making Xia Na and others gasp in shock. Ordinary people facing An Nishang's Purgatory Mandala can't last more than ten seconds.

After all, he is a demon, being tortured like this and still jabbering on.

Tahm suddenly spat, his tongue rolling back, lying on the ground with white eyes like he's dead. An Nishang sneered coldly, adding another dose, and Tahm jumped up as if electrocuted!

"Oh lord! Workplace bullying a demon!"

Tahm hurt so much, he rolled around on the ground; his sticky tongue flung back and forth, making Xia Na dodge aside in disgust, fearing the tongue might lick her.

Chen Che, at the side, couldn't help but laugh and cried, "Hey, Tahm, is your mouth always this hard?"

An Nishang softly said: "Demons also need to be tamed, otherwise some demons won't listen to you, submission or death?"

The first half was said to Chen Che, the second half to Tahm.

"Deal! Deal! From now on, you kill, I lick the blood; you make money, I clean the books! Just don't stab me with that damned flower anymore..."

An Nishang also realized this catfish's mouthiness was its nature, so she couldn't be bothered to argue, and withdrew her mystic skill.

"Even the demon protection association doesn't handle workplace bullying..."

Tahm finally turned into a muddy puddle, the only remaining tongue tip forming a heart in the air, "Have mercy, leader... let me keep my vocal cords to sing you a birthday song? Listen to how powerful my husky voice is—(suddenly sings in bel canto) May~ your~ path~ of~ downfall~ be~ paved~ with~ backbones~ yay~ hey~!"

Chen Che and the others couldn't help but laugh. This fat catfish is indeed very interesting.

Chen Che exhaled a breath, after all the commotion, it was finally over.

An Nishang and the others looked up at Chen Che, An Nishang said with interest: "Summoning two demons at once, it's unprecedented in the entire history of the Demon Calamity, you're the first..."

Chen Che opened his mouth, just about to say something, but suddenly felt a tremor in his palm, his expression changed, looking at his palm, he said: "No way? Another one?"

Where did he have so many demons inside him?

Again and again!

This time, the faces of Xia Na and the others were completely shocked.

The sky above the entire Special Operations Department was completely covered by dark clouds.

An Nishang raised her eyebrows, her scarlet eyes full of interest: "You've really become famous this time."

Summoning three demons at once.

Tahm sensed Chen Che was about to summon another demon, there was an extra unprovoked connection more in his heart, continuing to give a big mouth with a screeching laugh:

"Here it comes, here it comes! Our unlucky number three contestant! (counting with webbed claws) The wood-sawing dog star, handsome and chic this devil—then this one... I bet five pounds of jerky it's a crying hypocrite!"

This catfish suddenly used a long tongue to roll up Bogita as a microphone, singing a ridiculous welcome tune.

"Ready~ sing! Welcome to the heartless capitalist's trap, your soul will be subcontracted three times~ The dog in front acts cute for credits, while I dig a pit waiting for you to jump in~ (suddenly lowering voice) I suggest squashing your heart now to avoid becoming an emotional trash bin for the soulless boss~"

"Place your bets! The newbie is either a chaste moron with a chastity belt, or a mutated succubus with thirty-eight pairs of chests—(winking at Chen Che) Boss, you'd better hope for the latter, because our office's testosterone concentration is thinner than purified water!"

This catfish is crazy.

"Applaud everyone! Another sucker to share the heat! In a bit, the heartless boss will be left-handed with an iron and right-handed with a chainsaw—(mimicking An Nishang's tone) 'Little darling, choose the left side for barbecue or the right side for sashimi?' Look, I even have popcorn ready!"

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