To Harm the Righteous Path, I Had No Choice But to Make Games

chapter 111 - Conquering the Illusion with Senior Brother Shen Yan


Just now… did Senior Brother Shen swear?It seems so.After ten years in the same sect, I've never heard Brother Shen swear. It's truly rare!Is this Illusion Realm really that difficult? Isn't it just using your upper limbs to support your body and climb up?Not so! Fellow Daoist, look closely again. Old Devil Lu's Illusion Realm is full of hidden mysteries… the rules of operation are very abnormal!Looking at it that way, it's true. Even Senior Brother Shen has failed so many times.Old Devil Lu? Good name, a very good name!…Not only Shen Yan in the Illusion Realm, but even the observing Tianxuan Sect Disciples gradually noticed the peculiarities within the Illusion Realm.Can one pass by relying on upper limb strength alone?That would be too naive.The rule modifications Lu Ze made were based on 'Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy' from his previous life.Firstly, the Cultivators' Realm cultivation was restricted, just like in previous Illusion Realms.At best, everyone was just an ordinary person with slightly greater strength.Secondly, how high and far the pot could jump was not only related to the Cultivators' strength, but the angle between the hammer and the contact surface was even more important.Thirdly, the Cultivators' shoulder joints were fixed and could not move freely, making both exerting force and adjusting angles extremely awkward.This truly turned the Cultivators into Bennett Foddy from his previous life, imprisoned in a pot.Also, the physical rules of this world were quite bizarre; friction and balance from the normal world were ★ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ★ completely inapplicable here……In summary.Various seemingly bizarre yet self-consistent rule restrictions contributed to the difficulty of the Illusion Realm.Even Shen Yan, who had laughed his way through '"It Takes Two",' couldn't help but let out an expletive.If he had been playing alone, it probably wouldn't have come to this.But as luck would have it, he was live-streaming.Lu Ze even thoughtfully titled his live stream room, "Witness the Great Moment of Man and Hammer Becoming One!", attracting a large number of Tianxuan Sect Disciples to watch.Shen Yan had a rather heavy idol burden.Being watched so closely, and making repeated mistakes, made him more prone to getting flustered than usual.'No, no, I was too out of sorts just now… I can't let this continue!'Shen Yan shook his head, trying hard to clear his mind of distracting thoughts.Looking at the bullet comments in the sky, Shen Yan once again put on his usual characteristic warm smile."Fellow Daoists, Brother Lu's Illusion Realm was made to help me Breakthrough the Realm of Man and Hammer Becoming One, so some difficulty is normal…""But rest assured, with my talent in the Dao of the Hammer, a Breakthrough is only a matter of time.""Please, everyone, wait and see!"No sooner had he spoken, perhaps due to speaking with too much passion, the hammer in his hand involuntarily exerted too much force.The powerful reaction force from hitting the stone once again sent him flying, tumbling all the way back to the bottom of the valley."I…"Shen Yan took a deep breath, and remembering that he was live-streaming, swallowed the curse words that were about to escape his lips.Then, with great difficulty, he forced out a smile: "Ha, haha…"The bullet comments were silent for a few seconds.As expected of Brother Shen! He can still laugh in this situation!Indeed, a born Dao Seed, finding joy in hardship, playing the Illusion Realm with a smile.Everyone type 'haha' to laugh along with Senior Brother Shen! Haha!Haha!Hahahaha!……Looking at the sky full of 'haha's, Shen Yan's smile grew even more bitter.Haha…Hahahaha!……At the same time.In the room next to Shen Yan's, Lu Ze was holding the Illusion Tower and chuckling to himself."What are you laughing at? What wicked deed have you done now?"Nangong Yuan pushed open the door with a suspicious look, his face stern as he looked at Lu Ze."No, no, I just think the atmosphere of the Tianxuan Sect is good, with Disciples encouraging each other."Lu Ze waved his hand, hiding the Illusion Tower behind him.He made no mention of instigating other Disciples to send 'haha' to Shen Yan.Nangong Yuan sensed something was off and immediately took out his own Illusion Tower to investigate.He immediately saw Shen Yan's live stream.…After watching for a few seconds, Nangong Yuan's mouth twitched slightly."I'm innocent! It was Senior Brother Shen who asked me to make this Illusion Realm!"Before Nangong Yuan could question him, Lu Ze held up three fingers to the sky, vowing solemnly."Alright, Master believes you."Nangong Yuan rummaged through his Storage Ring, took out a jade pendant, and handed it to Lu Ze."Master, are you giving me another Magic Treasure for self-defense?""Mm."Lu Ze joyfully took it, examining it in his hand, but found that the patterns on it were completely different from any defensive Magic Treasure he knew."How is this used?""You wear it around your neck.""Oh."Lu Ze put the jade pendant around his neck, and the patterns on the pendant shimmered with a faint light.Pale blue Spiritual Qi patterns condensed around Lu Ze, gradually forming four large characters:Spare My Life, Good Fellow.…Is that it? Is this junk fooling children?This time, it was Lu Ze's mouth that twitched slightly."What else? No matter how good a Magic Treasure is, it can't stop you from courting death!"Nangong Yuan was so angry his beard trembled."By the way, Master, can these characters be changed?"Lu Ze had a flash of inspiration and suddenly asked."Yes… Wait, what do you want to change them to?"Nangong Yuan suddenly became alert."Change it to 'haha'."Lu Ze replied cheerfully.…Nangong Yuan felt his scalp tingle. He held his forehead, and the more he looked at Lu Ze, the more he resembled someone from the Demonic Path."Don't torment True Disciple Shen anymore, let him go…"……In Shen Yan's Illusion Realm.The torment continued.Although a smile still hung on his face, the base of his neck was already slightly red."Hook it, hook it!"Shen Yan wielded the iron hammer in his hand, trying to hook the oil lamp between the two stone cracks."Don't rush, Fellow Daoists… Remember what I said at the beginning, play the Illusion Realm with a smile, with a smile… it's best to sing while playing…"Shen Yan took a deep breath every time he hooked the oil lamp.At this moment, the bullet comments responded in agreement.Brother Shen is right!So optimistic, it's strangely touching to watch.Haha!What to sing? 'Go Home Often to See'?…Seeing that last bullet comment, Shen Yan's face instantly darkened.This Fellow Daoist, named "Conquer the Illusion Realm with Senior Brother Shen Yan," always said things that stung.It was also this guy who started the trend of other bullet comments typing 'haha' together.As for what he meant by "Go Home Often to See," it was a yellow stone at the bottom of the slope.Every time he accidentally slid down, he would pass by it.Every time he fell from there, a never-before-heard melody would play in the Illusion Realm, with lyrics that went "Go home often to see, go home to see."He had never heard it before, nor was it particularly pleasant, just inexplicably desolate.Heaven knows what kind of brain Lu Ze had to come up with such a design.So much so that the bullet comments in the live stream room called that yellow stone "Homesick Stone."Oh, right.That was also an nickname first started by that "Conquer the Illusion Realm with Senior Brother Shen Yan."For some reason.Now when he saw that username sending bullet comments, he felt a bit annoyed…This time, Shen Yan very carefully rotated the large hammer in his hand.Little by little, he climbed upwards along the oil lamps in the narrow passage.Seeing that he was about to climb out of this narrow passage, Shen Yan couldn't help but get excited.Heaven knows how many times this passage had stumped him!Now, he was finally going to get past it!Thinking of this, he was both excited and cautious.He was afraid that another oversight would send him sliding down the Homesick Stone to "go home and see" again.As he neared the exit, he looked up and saw a verdant pine tree at the exit, and couldn't help but beam with joy:"Hahaha! I'm finally out! This pine tree must be the legendary Welcoming Pine, right?"He exerted a little force, squeezing out a bit of his body from the passage.Seeing the exit close at hand, he quickly swung the large hammer in his hand.The opening was narrow, and his arm was very difficult to turn, so the hammer could only be adjusted by a small margin.He used the iron hammer to brace against the oil lamp, pushed upwards with force, and the pot flew out of the opening.Feeling his body about to fall vertically, Shen Yan knew very well that sliding down would lead him all the way to the Homesick Stone, and then home…His breathing suddenly became rapid.Shen Yan abruptly reversed his arm, his arms twisting at an extremely abnormal angle, perfectly hooking onto the stone at the opening."Success!"As soon as he relaxed, his hands instinctively exerted force.His entire body was instantly propelled outwards.Watching that "Welcoming Pine" disappear upwards little by little;The familiar "Homesick Stone" and the music of "Go Home Often to See" began to play.Shen Yan's eyes, which had been full of hope, suddenly turned to terror.Sarcastic bullet comments floated by at the opportune moment:What Welcoming Pine? It's a Farewell Pine!Terror finally turned into despair:Ahhhhh!!!

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