Chapter 784  Take their pants off ——-1

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 Little Xu appeared behind the two thieves who were discussing who would be the top and who will be the bottom.

The fat one who was stronger among the two pointed at the window where Su Wan was staying and then said in an annoyed voice, ” I am your boss, I am supposed to be on top always! Why are you making things difficult for me?”

Xiao Bohai looked at his boss, Brother Du and then glanced at his club-like arms and then looked down at the stomach which was covered with at least fourteen layers of fat and then said in a gloomy voice, ” Brother Du, it’s not like I am trying to make things difficult for you but you need to understand, you are so fat and I am so thin, even if you are taller than me, you will end up squashing me into a meat pie, I cannot take this burden of carrying you! It’s either you let me on the top or we both die! If you were to stand on top of me, I will definitely faint and then you will go down with me and maybe you might even break your waist.”

” You…” Brother Du was so angry when he heard Xiao Bohai call him fat but when he thought about how he might break his waist which was why he agreed with Xiao Bohai, fine let this man stand over his shoulder as long as they got the money and the woman who cares who was standing on top of whom? n0𝗏𝑒𝐥𝐮𝓢𝓑.𝑐0𝐦

With that thought in his head, Brother Du’s mind was at ease but then just as he rolled his sleeves and prepared to squat down someone tapped him on his shoulder causing him to be startled, in his hurry, he turned around and looked at the man behind him but when he saw that the man was also dressed in black just like them, he smiled jovially and then raised his hand to pat Xiao Xu on the shoulder as he said with a cheery voice, ” Brother it looks like you are a step too late, I and my underling came to snatch the money before you, now you can only wait in the line, all right?”

Xiao Bohai was also scared when he saw that there was an extra man behind the two of them but when he heard that this man was a thief like them, he heaved a sigh of relief and then said, ” That is right, I am not trying to push the blame on you brother but you cannot just cut the line, we are thieves but we are honest thieves, we found this place first which means that it is going to be plundered by us first!”

Su Wan who could listen to the words of the thieves: “…..” Oh, so there was also honesty in theft?

She was simply speechless by the words of the thieves, she rolled her eyes and then went to call Lin Chen and Lin Yu, the two of them had a belly full of bad ideas, it was better to leave those thieves in the hands of those two husbands of hers.

” I am pregnant, I should not bother myself with such things,” she muttered to herself, now that she had one thing to take care of already, there was no need for her to bother herself with another thing. Thus, she went to the bedroom where Lin Chen and Lin Yu were sleeping kicked them off the bed and then asked them to take care of the thieves outside the window of her room.

Lin Chen and Lin Yu were stunned when they were kicked off the bed, but when they heard their wife’s words their expressions turned black. The two of them rolled their sleeves and then went outside where they could hear the cries of the thieves.

 ” Brother this is wrong, you are breaking the laws of us thieves! How can you tie us up and steal all alone?”

“That’s right, this is so not right!”

Their voices were filled with so much grievance that if one did not know that they were thieves, that one person would think that they were these thieves were the ones who were getting robbed.

Xiao Xu was not used to wasting his words on people who meant nothing to him which was why he stayed silent next to him, Chi Xia who came to join in the fun looked at the crying thieves and then said with a smile, ” We are not thieves.”

” Liar!” Brother Du, who was beaten until his teeth were wobbly glared at Chi Xia and then said in an angry voice,” I know that you are a thief, if you are not a thief why are you here? And what are you doing at such an odd hour?”

” Master Chen, Master Yu.” Xiao Xu greeted Lin Chen and Lin Yu who walked towards the spot where the two thieves were kneeling and looked at the fat one and the shorter one with a calm look on their faces.

When Brother Du and Xiao Bohai saw Lin Chen and Lin Yu, they were shocked and turned to look at Chi Xia who smiled even more wider and then cleared their confusion, ” We are the guards of their family.”

What guard? Wasn’t this just a family of honest farmers? Why were their guards? What poor? What haggling? They were all liars who pretended to be poor and then deceived honest thieves like them! If they knew that they were such landlords would they have come here to hand their heads to these people?

The two men were flustered and no longer dared to make a fuss while Lin Chen and Lin Yu looked at the two thieves who looked everywhere but them.

” We…we did not steal anything, we were caught by him before we could even reach the window of the room, so…so you cannot hurt us!” Brother Du tried to act as if he did not fear Lin Chen and Lin Yu but his trembling legs gave him away.

Lin Chen looked at his trembling legs and then stared at the bulge in his pocket, his eyes flickered and then he said, ” Take their pants off.”

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